When ordering from chain pizza places as well as some local joints online, they give you the option to include “special instructions”. They were probably thinking people to add certain notes like cut into 16 slices instead of 8, or don’t put sauce on half of the pizza, simple things like that. Of course people are assholes and instead ask for ridiculous things to be included with their pizza. Here are some hilarious instructions that pizza places actually followed, god bless senses of humor.
More great pizza instructions below
Joe Camel is trying his hardest to fit in with the Joe Cools of Williamsburg with an ad campaign aimed at hipsters. For the month of January, tobacco giant R.J. Reynolds plans to turn its Camel cigarette packs into an homage to the increasingly trendy neighborhood in Brooklyn. The packs will bear the neighborhood’s name along with pictures of the Williamsburg Bridge, the area’s iconic lofts and silhouettes of musicians. The neighborhood is one of 10 around the country represented in a campaign celebrating the lifestyle of Camel smokers. This might be going a little too far for most of the folks on Bedford Ave, although for them to agree with anything just wouldn’t be their style. The back of the pack reads..
Some call it the most famous hipster neighborhood but its not about being hip. It’s about breaking free. Its about last call, a sloppy kiss goodbye and a solo taunter to a rock show in an abandoned building. Its where a tree grows. Its camel in the Williamsburg corner of Brooklyn
I think a lot of time people see celebrities or successful business men and women, they think that it happened over night and it was easy as pie. Well for the most part successful people failed a lot before reaching their goals. Here is a collection of people who failed and or were rejected by companies, but kept on pressing on to get to where they wanted to be. Remember, a winner is not someone who never fails, but one who never quits.
More winners not quitters below
Usually I look at these things and get pissed off that my state, New Jersey, got hosed with “What we’re famous for”, but I am pleasantly comfortable with the choice of the Italian sub as our flagship food item. The only other food item that you could make a valid argument for New Jersey is taylor ham, which is only available in the garden state, but that is just nit picking, check out what your state is known for by clicking on the image twice to enlarge as always.
This video is not only amazing, it is a feel good video as well. You have all been to a sporting event where they play a song during the break and they go around the stadium and put random people on the jumbo tron dancing like idiots, no one is ever EVER a good dancer. I got on the big screen one time and I just proceeded to do the mashed potato for three seconds, when it was over I looked at my friend and asked what the hell I just did, it was embarrassing. Anyway this kid absolutely murders it and you can tell he was really excited to show off some of his insane dance moves, this is probably the loudest the Charlotte Bobcats crowd cheered all season long. Sadly I can not find an embedded video because the Bobcats are wack like that so click on this link below, it will take you to the video on the bobcats facebook page, it will be worth your while trust me. THE BEST BASKETBALL FAN DANCE EVER LINK.
Rap supergroup Slaughterhouse and budding superstar Yelawolf signed to Eminem’s Shady Records, it was announced today (January 12); and the entire new roster will all appear in the March 2011 issue of XXL magazine.
“Yelawolf and Slaughterhouse, it’s kinda phase two of Shady,” says Eminem. “It’s the new generation of Shady Records and as we’re trying to rebuild our label, it’s exciting for hip-hop and with all of these forces coming together and with what everybody’s capable of on the mic, it’s gonna be fun.”
Bringing together the East Coast, West Coast and Detroit in the middle, Slaughterhouse consists of Crooked I, Joe Budden, Joell Ortiz and Royce da 5’9”. Most recently, Slaughterhouse was featured on “Session One,” a bonus track on Eminem’s 2010 blockbuster Recovery album. Eminem is expected to be personally involved in Slaughterhouse’s sophomore album scheduled for release in 2011.
More below on the signing of Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf
Usually, when a piece of art gets damaged, its not worth a thing. Kind of like baseball cards. But if this same piece of art is filled with bullet holes straight out of Dennis Hoppers Desert Eagle, then things are actually a little different. The Warhol print of Mao Zedong sold at auction for $302,500. Its pre-sale estimate was between $20,000 and $30,000. As the story goes, Hopper stumbled into his own home one night on what must have been the best LSD binge of all time and thought the image of the Chinese leader was staring at him, so he pumped it full of lead. God I love Hopper!
Unless you have a Picasso-sized bank account, finding truly unique and personalized art isn’t easy. Voiceprints offers just that, at an affordable price. The prints visually depict your voice. You choose what you say – an inspirational message, a note to someone, a few curse words – and Voiceprints turns it into an original piece of art. Along with the message, you can also select the print’s colors and the size of your new piece. They will run you $120 and up, check out the site for more info found here.
1. Your last name stays put.
2. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
3. You can never be pregnant.
4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
5. The world is your urinal.
6. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
7. Wrinkles add character.
8. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
9. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
10. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Lockheed Martin takes a look at the ridiculously futuristic Air Force Space Surveillance System, or Space Fence, which keeps track of all the man-made and natural objects orbiting over America at any given moment.