Let me get this straight… No black dudes, no Kool-Aid, and I can’t even pull my penis out? What kind of LAN party is this?
This list is in no particular order really, especially since Winnie cooper seen above should be number 1. Seriously if you didn’t have a crush on Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years as a kid then you are probably not a straight guy today, she was the best. If I had to pick the biggest jump from child star to blazing hot woman, it would probably be Punky Brewster aka Soleil Moon Frye, with a name like that alone you know she’s hot. So here is your favorite child stars turned blazing hot. Winnie seriously give me a call.
I’ll be the first stereotypical American to say that soccer blows, it’s boring and they flop more then wrestler in a WWF match. One thing that is awesome about soccer though is freestyling, pretty much doing tricks with the ball. Sixty freestyle footballers from all four corners of the world battle it out in Cape Town (South Africa) at the Red Bull Street Style World Final 2010. In Norway Anders Solum, 27, tricked his way to gold in front of a huge crowd in the city. South African local hero Kamal Ranchod, 21, progressed all the way to the Final before finally having to admit defeat. Superstars George Weah (LB) and Edgar Davids (NED) presented the trophy to the proud winner in front of journalists from over 30 countries. For more videos of the event you can go to the redbull street style website found here.
Over the weekend Lonely Island dropped their first single off their upcoming album called “I Just Had Sex” featuring Akon. I love how Lonely Island manages to get high profile musicians to feature on their tracks making them actually really good songs, with a comical twist, and this one ranks right up there. I can’t wait to have sex and the second I am done I’m going to immediately push play on this song and just start dancing around the room, I know that is a disturbing picture let it be though, let it be.
If you are not familiar with the “Meanwhile in…” meme, pretty much it is just stereotyping at it’s best while letting you know what crazy shit is going on in other countries. I am proud to let everyone in the world know that meanwhile in America there is a 900 pound guy riding on a scooter. No need to check out cnn to find out what’s going on in the world, just look at these pictures and that is all you need to know.
So you are probably asking yourself how exactly you run hurdles like a boss. Well the answer to that is you don’t jump over them, you realize you can not jump them so after the second hurdle you just start plowing through them like the Hulk on cocaine, aka this guy below. I’m not sure what the penalty is for not cleanly jumping the hurdle but I would assume you are docked some time, this guy didn’t seem to care, HILARIOUS. Not to be out done by this chick who we covered a while back, at least she attempted to keep jumping. None the less equally as awesome. Note: I love how towards the end after almost falling he just decides to run in the other guys lane not giving a shit about himself or anyone else on the track, this guy truly is a boss.
If you ever dreamed of visiting Hawaii, now there is one more reason: an amazing architectural retreat that will have you feel relaxed and at ease if you choose to rent the property named Hale Kana Kohola. Situated in Big Island, Hawaii, the retreat features 4 bedrooms with their own bathrooms and an additional 2 bathrooms, an open floor gourmet kitchen and dining area, a media room and a significantly relaxing living area. Even your clothes will have a vacation in the walk-in-closets that can be found near the bedrooms. The outside deck has a covered lanai adjacent to the infinity pool that will have you playing in the water all day long. The most amazing feature of the entire retreat remains a unique way to take full advantage of the 3rd story whale watch retreat that offers 360º views across the land and bay shore from the sunrise over Mauna Kea to the sunset over the Pacific Ocean. Being so close to the water it`s only natural for the retreat to offer challenging exotic outdoor equipment like: kayaks, snorkeling equipment and stand-up paddle boards. All you need to bring is excitement, happiness and a camera.
more pics of this ridiculous crib below
For anyone that thought the original trailer needed less CGI and more bear attacks. On one hand, the movie’s portrayal of bears as picnic basket-loving, vehicle-operating, talking teddy bears that crave human friendship is not only incorrect, but dangerous. On the other hand, it could lead to more bear attacks on film for our amusement. Catch 22, I guess.
Is there such thing as a “Perfect Girlfriend” probably not but there are 10 traits we would love to see our women come equipped with. The chances of your girl to be 10 of 10 is pretty much a fantasy but I assume there are 1 or 2 out there amongst the 4 billion women roaming planet Earth.
1. Loves Sports
Even if she is one of those awful girls who act like a super fan as soon as a team gets good. I will take that in order to be able to talk sports and go to games with her, there’s nothing more guys love than sports and babes.
So last night one of our readers asked me to do a post on the Shit Brix meme, or bricks however you prefer. If you are not familiar with the popular trend basically it is a picture with a hidden image or something that will take you a while to find or figure out, but when you do you shit bricks, figuratively of course. I wondered why this kid didn’t just google them, but then I remembered that everything posted on zootpatrol turns into magical jelly bean eye candy that can cure cancer and make the blind see again, so it makes sense. So here is your shit brix post, the things we do for our readers. P.S. some are pretty obvious and you will find them quick, but others I guarantee you will have trouble with, in case I have numbered them starting with the one below, if you can’t figure it out leave us on comment on here, or you can leave a comment on our facebook, good luck.
more brick shitting pictures below.