Last Walk Around Mirror Lake

16 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here is an unbelievable video of base jumping in Norway. The footage is really spectacular and makes you think twice about being such a tight ass. You only get one life so get out there and explore, be dangerous, have fun, just don’t die, which if you did shit like this you’re chances would probably increase drastically, but hey that is what life is all about I guess right? This unofficial video was made by FroschYankee from the movie Adrenaline Rush (The Science of Risk). Location: Eikesdalen (Norway).

Last Walk Around Mirror Lake – Boom Bip (Boards of Canada Remix) from FroschYankee on Vimeo.

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You Just Got Served By Detroit’s Dancing Santa, Deal With It

16 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I’m not saying this guy is a crack head, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say he isn’t a suit and tie 9 to 5 kind of guy either. Mixed in with that this takes place in Detroit, the most depressing, fast sinking city on Earth, I’m actually going to say that yes this is probably a crackhead getting it on and poppin on the Motor City streets, YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

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Funniest Protest Signs Of 2010

16 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

In 2010 there was a lot to protest. The BP oil spill, Conan vs Leno, The Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, The Ground Zero Mosque and Proposition 8 just to name a few. And with every protest you will find a joker, expressing their right to be funny, because that’s the American way. Most of the people protesting things should stop screaming with a dumb sign in their hand and actually do something constructive about resolving the problem they are protesting, shouting and holding a dumb sign doesn’t do much for you or anyone else besides being the most annoying people on Earth.


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Animals Riding Animals

16 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The only thing we think should ride animals and treat them as slaves is humans, but when animals themselves take it upon themselves to saddle up onto another animal it totally kicks ass. Seriously if I saw a pack of bears riding down the highway on a bunch of lions I would shit my pants and probably crash into a telephone pole staring at the awesomeness. Here is a solid collection of animals riding animals, sweet. You can also go to the website dedicated to just this found here.


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Live Like A Lost Boy At Finca Bellavista, A Sustainable Treehouse Community

15 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Ever dream of living in the treetops? Of course you have well now is your chance to live out your treetop fantasies at Finca Bellavista – a place that’s off the ground, off the grid, and out of this world! Finca Bellavista is certainly a new frontier in living… While treehouses have been around for centuries, this is the first community of its kind to be built upon the concept of creating a master-planned, sustainable, and modern community of arboreal dwellings. Located on the base of an almost 6,000 foot primary rainforest mountain on the South Pacific Coast of Costa Rica – not far from the Pan American Highway, Finca Bellavista was created with the sole purpose of preserving 300 acres of local rainforest by offering a unique opportunity for ecologically minded property owners to live sustainably in and steward a managed rainforest environment.


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I Want That! Iphone CINQ App.

15 Dec 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments


Apps have gotten away from the practical lately and seem to be more geared to entertainment, but the CINQ app brings some much needed photo sharing practicality. CINQ works by syncing your iphone photos with your computer. Plugging your phone into your laptop is just too much of a pain in the ass with the instant gratification we need on everything. Here’s how it works in a nutshell, you register with Cinq, DL the app to your phone and computer and then you communicate photos back and forth between computer and phone at will. Everything can also link up to the Facebook account. The crew at Metacafe.com give a review in the video below.

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The Stupid Shit Kids Are Doing These Days

15 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments

When our parents’ generation was smoking dope, eating magic mushrooms, and tripping balls on acid, they were just being a bunch of crazy kids. Kids today are another story. Kids today are saying: “Pffft… Screw Acid. I’m going to pour vodka straight into my eyeball!” Instead of puffing doobies, or even huffing glue, kids today are digging their little hands into the toilet bowl and getting high off their own poop. I am alarmed by the recreational activities of our “children of tomorrow,” these are our future doctors and lawyers and candlestick makers for god’s sake! Here is a list of some of the exceptionally stupid shit the kids of today are doing.

1. Jenkem

“Pass the butt-hash man, it’s the shit!” Literally. For a “powerful high”, you don’t need a drug dealer. You’ve got the good stuff right inside, just waiting to pass through your digestive system and right out your brown hole. Inhaling fermented feces and urine (a.k.a. Jenkem) is the third most popular drug (the first being pot “Dagga”, the second glue) among Zambian street kids
, who use the city’s sewage ponds to brew the drug.

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The Brothers Mario

15 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Something tells me that if the Super Mario Brothers game was made today it would be a lot different aka it would be this, friggen awesome. The Game Station presents an epic gangland tale of betrayal and violence in this mock trailer for THE BROTHERS MARIO. Directed by THE COUNTRY CLUB (Nathan Kitada & Aaron T. Umetani) Shout out to my boy Keeks for tipping us on this.

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Backyard Booty Segment – Natural Progressions

14 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

No this is not a rump shaking booty contest video tapped in a back yard in Atlanta, Georgia. This is Ryan Flett’s segment for KMC’s Backyard Booty in Nelson BC. The segment is about the transition everyone in Kootenays makes from Fall into Winter. From the moment the season ends they are waiting for it to return. So this video captures the Fall winding down, and the excitement and beauty of the transformation of humans and nature enjoying winter again, and he really captures the essence of that concept flawlessly. Every trick in the book is used in this video, from time lapse, 3d photos, super slow motion, and every other awesome technique you can use. I really wish I owned a $10,000 dollar camera, the footage of my drunk friends puking into watermelons would come out so much clearer (actually happened). Locations:West Kootenays, Nelson,Baldface Lodge. All footage shot on 7D with 24-105 L, 3D Photos (PS CS5 and AE CS5), Time lapse (Raw compressed with Quicktime 7),Editing (FCP 7 and Magic Bullet)

Backyard Booty Segment: Natural Progressions from Ryan Flett on Vimeo.

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The Samuel Adams Barrel Room Collection

14 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The Samuel Adams Barrel Room Collection is composed of three unique beers that share a common background of aging in oak barrels that originally did time storing brandy in a previous life. Outside of that common ground though, the American Kriek, New World Tripel, and Stony Brook Red brews are each distinct specialty beers. The 7% ABV American Kriek has been aged in slightly sweet and slighty tart Balaton cherries and was the first of the series to launch. The New World Tripel is much stronger in terms of ABV weighing in at 10%, and its flavor profile is dominated by notes of spice and tropical fruits. Finally, the Stony Brook Red is a Belgian style ale that sits in the middle at 9% ABV in terms of strength and is characterized by toasted oat hints and a tartness from rich, malty yeast. Though they’re certainly not an everyday type of brew, if you’re a fan of the Boston Beer company’s other concoctions (generic or otherwise), consider picking up one or the entire series of these 750ml bottles as a well-earned treat for the holidays.

Buy Now: Stoney Brook Red $11.25 | American Kriek $11.25 | New World Tripel $11.25

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