‘Tis the season to get wasted. It’s the time of parties and consequently, a ton of booze coming in a range of delicious traditional and festive forms. Guzzle up and avoid making these potentially catastrophic decisions while feeling warm and full of holiday beer, er, cheer, ahh fuck I’m drunk at work again.
8 Signing up for a credit card
Over-sized stadiums are the perfect places for credit card companies to find their prey. “Want this Bears beach towel — even though it’s shitty and it’ll be negative eleven degrees outside for the next three months? Sign up for a credit card! All you have to do is give me your autograph!” Jot down your info and get prepped to be bombarded with junk mail, phone calls, and mysterious statements for your foreseeable future.
Of course I think every man can agree that not wearing a condom is a lot better than having to strap on a piece of rubber, that is not really a debate, but it is something we all have to do. No one wants to have a kid at 14 years old or have their pride and joy body part look like a hot dog that was left on the grill for 9 hours. So Durex, the famous condom company, has tried to put humor and creativity into their ads, which they have done a great job, to promote condom wearing. Be smart wrap it up idiots, and if you missed it here is part 1 we did a while back with a bunch more awesome condom ads.
More awesome ads below
Confucius was a Chinese thinker and social philosopher of the Spring and Autumn Period during the Zhou Dynasty reign. His philosophy emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice and sincerity (thanks wikipedia). These pieces of wisdom come straight from Confucius, he literally left all these wise bundles of advice in a voicemail to me the other day, he sounded shitfaced and since I got the missed call at 4:30 a.m. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t all there, but regardless these are some pretty solid points, hilarious as well.
More super knowledge that will blow your mind below
Here is an awesome video of Team Black Sheep flying a remote controlled airplane through New York, over the Brooklyn and Verazano Bridge, around Downtown Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty. They have GPS on board and know the altitude at all times. additionally a person on the ground informs the controller of incoming traffic. They never exceeded 500 ft and have never gotten within a mile of a private or commercial aircraft. The altitude in the video looks much higher than it really is due to the wider field of view of our camera. Enjoy!
If you don’t know by now we here at zoot like dogs, why? O I don’t know maybe because they are only man’s best friend and do awesome stuff like smile, dance, get their owners beers, and actually give a shit about their owner unlike cats. Seriously if you like cats more than dogs then you’re probably single, living in a basement with chicken wing sauce stains on your tank top (what that has to do with liking cats I have no idea.) Here is reason #8724024984 on why dogs rule, they smile like bosses do, here are 11 examples.
9 more examples of boss dog smiling below
If you’re like me and you grew up in the ’90s playing with Ninja Turtles action figures while watching Guts as you sat next to your video cassette of Space Jam, your Goldeneye cartridge as you hummed “Hakkunah Matatah,” you’ll appreciate this post. Especially since the new thing on facebook is to put a childhood cartoon as your profile picture I have noticed we were really lucky growing up in the 90′s aka the best childhood time ever. My one buddy is dating a girl that is like 12 years old so she put a picture of some Japanese anime cartoon as her profile picture which made me really notice how shitty cartoons and everything else is for the youth today, we really had it good. This is an avalanche of nostalgia that will cause you to daydream away the better part of the afternoon as you long for your lost youth. Or at least it might make you go open that box of old toys in the basement.
A ton more of the 90′s awesomeness below
Stealing your neighbors internet connection is as American as apple pie. When I was in college living in the city I had internet access 24/7 thanks to all the idiots in my area that wouldn’t lock their internet connection giving me free access. There is one server I would always connect to which was called “mormon prostitute” true story. Here are 10 awesome wifi network names.
More network names below
Here is a time-lapse of Aurora Borealis over Tromsø, Norway. The video was shot by Tor Even Mathisen, he used a Canon EOS 5D mark II with a Canon 16-35mm f/2.8L II to create this wonderful time-lapse that is visually unbelievable.
Max Dalton illustrates 10 years of the Beatles looking fabulous in their iconic wardrobes. Get a limited edition print while you can, found here for $59.99
So I meant to post this last week so I’m a little late, but regardless it is a must watch. We wet our pants watching this profanity-filled review of “the most difficult game ever created”, QWOP. We wish you luck getting the runner to the 100-meter mark.