Rappers With Their Mommies

06 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Rappers are mommas boys too, don’t let the rapping about murder and money fool you. Here is a solid collection of rappers with their moms still trying to look gangster.

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Kevin Bacon Is Obsessed With Kevin Bacon

03 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Kevin Bacon is the man, not only because he has the coolest first name ever “Kevin” but because he is hilarious. In this commercial for Logitech and Google TV, Kevin Bacon plays an obsessed Kevin bacon fan and hilarity ensues, one of the better commercials I’ve seen in a while.

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The Lottery Of Life

03 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

People always dream about winning the lottery, but in actuality most people have already hit the jackpot as for as the lottery of life, no one really thinks about how lucky they are to have been born into the situation they have come to live. Every day 360,000 children come into the world. The probability of starting your life in a rich country is very low. This facts were used by thelotteryoflife.co.uk to promote their new campaign “Save the Children”.

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The Animals Of Black Friday – The Supercut

03 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So Black Friday has come and gone but the nightmares of the occasion still are embedded into the minds of many people who were trampled and got their ass kicked by the viscous crowds of animals trying to get a dvd players for 5 dollars less. Here is an amazing/disturbing super cut video of the magnitude of craziness that ensues on Black Friday. Seriously these people need to chill out.

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People Riding Inappropriate Animals

03 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I’m not exaggerating when I say I have thought about buying a saddle for my dog so I can ride around town in style a billion times. Unluckily for me, riding a dog like a horse would be frowned upon by society and it probably wouldn’t be healthy for a 70 pound dog’s spinal cord. I also thought of how awesome it would be to be able to ride around on a rhinoceros or a fucking massive lion, luckily for us there is this solid collection of photos of people riding inappropriate animals that probably ended with them getting thrown off and mauled viciously, enjoy.

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Late Night Humor: Best Breakdance Move Ever?

02 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

After that ridiculous break-dancing battle we posted a few days ago, it’s tough to match any move better than the ones shown, but I think we might have found the greatest break-dancing move ever, the cock push-up/spin move. Now I usually start off my day with a set of 30 cpu’s (cock push ups) but I have never been able to pull off a move like this, I guess I have to keep hitting the gym. And as for the end of the video, I don’t speak dutch but I’m sure that woman said “You have a huge penis and I’d like to have sex with you twice a day for the rest of my life!”

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I Need Love

02 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

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What Her Shot Really Says About Her

02 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So you think you know this girl? You’ve met her friends, watched movies together, hung out and talked for hours. You’ve shown your sensitive side. Forget Facebook, her tweets, her diary, all her IMs. Forget music, her favorite movie, the books she’s read. They don’t mean dawk. The only truth is the almighty shot. Seek and you shall shoot.

Jager Bomb

On the surface she’s milky innocence, but something much more explosive lies just beneath. She has a bazooka strapped to her thigh, a Glock between her legs, a stiletto holstered at her waist. She’s a dangerous mountain road, slippery when wet.

Lemon Drop

She’s got a taste for adventure and is always willing to please. Sometimes she’s confused. “No need to bend over, baby, I said would you like me to moisten your glass.”

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What If Celebrities Were Animals

02 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

You always hear that when you do you’re going to come back as some kind of animal like a horse or something, which would kind of be cool but it would blow if you came back as an amoeba or something, are those things even considered animals, probably not but being a one celled organism would probably suck. Anyway in reverse coordination with that theory I believe that these certain animals died and came back as these celebrities, I think you’ll see the correlation.

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Get Pitted – A Surfer’s Auto-Tuned Remix

01 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments
Get Pitted – A Surfer’s Auto-Tuned Remix

Let me start out by saying that the original video of the surfer’s get pitted interview is one of my all time favorite viral videos ever, and that is saying a lot, so when I heard the first seconds of this it was the best thing that happened to me all week followed by my first child being born on Monday. Seriously this is the best thing ever made, thank you internets. (O and for those people that have been living in a cave and you have no clue what the F this is, you might want to watch the original video first found here, then jump into the auto-tune awesomeness.)

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