The Reason Abraham Lincoln Had A Beard

01 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

When Norman Bedell returned home from a political fair late-1860, poster of clean-shaven Republican candidate Abraham Lincoln in hand, his 11-year-old daughter quickly took it upon herself to assist the future U.S. President with his campaign. Her plan – simply for Lincoln to grow a beard – was quickly set in motion by way of the following letter, in which Grace urged him to “let your whiskers grow”; before long, Lincoln replied. They met in the coming months, as the newly-hirsute President-elect travelled victoriously to Washington, D.C. by train.

“He climbed down and sat down with me on the edge of the station platform,” she recalled. “‘Gracie,’ he said, ‘look at my whiskers. I have been growing them for you.’ Then he kissed me. I never saw him again.”

Both letters can be seen below. Transcripts follow. Images courtesy of Detroit Public Library.


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I Want What Ever This Chick Is On

01 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I don’t know what the fuck this girl is on, but I am going to guess it’s not the fun loving pot. I am going to go with Ecstasy or Mushrooms, but for all I know this girl was huffing car exhaust pipes all day, I’m guessing that is what the kids are into these days. I literrally felt embarrassed for this psycho just watching this. The best is she walks back over to her friends at the end like nothing happened and sits down happily, drugs rule. (Also below is a little bonus video.)

bonus video below, it’s solid trust me.
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Demonstrated Drug Use In Alice In Wonderland

01 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Alice in Wonderland was a fucked up movie, plain and simple. It was really just all about getting high as a billy goat and not to mention the author of the story was a giant pedophile, seriously look it up. Anyway here is a great series of animated gifs by Matthew Wilkinson called Alice in Wonderland and Drugs! This gif images pretty much paint the picture loud and clear that every character in the movie was getting high off their ass the entire film, pretty rad. (you can also find a number of other amazing gifs on his site, like the Little Mermaid and the seven sins and much more bad ass stuff, website here.)….

Many more drug-taking images below
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B-Boy Battle Of The Year = Crazy

30 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This is easily one of the coolest break dance videos I have ever seen, with the slow motion mixed in the real time speed of these amazing dancers and skills. I was actually entered into this tournament but I pulled a calf muscle and had to withdraw, I’ll get them next year. For more awesome break dancing videos like this you can go to the website found here.

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Love, Lies, and Seeta

30 Nov 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

This summer I got a chance to participate in an upcoming film and even though it was brief, uncredited, and I didnt have any lines, it was still something I bragged about for the better part of 6 months.
“Love Lies and Seeta” is a Independent cross-over movie project that was started early this year. It is an Indian American Independent film shot in Manhattan, Brooklyn and New Jersey with an ensemble of
American and Indian Actors. It is an urban romantic comedy about a love triangle set in NYC. This is my kind of story, so naturally I was excited to be a part of it any way that I could.

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Amazing 99 Foot Rope Swing Compilation

30 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Mike Wilson is pretty much the king of the rope swing and he continues his domination with his new video demonstrating why in fact he rules all rope swing videos. It’s fun seeing people doing extreme and wild stuff like this while I am in an office pounding cups of coffee slamming away on my keyboard, we are pretty much on the same level, essentially.

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The Ordinary Life Of Skeletons

30 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Skeletons are really no different then us humans, come to think of it we are skeletons but with a sheet of tan rubbery stuff over the top that we call skin. So when you look at these it’s weird to think that this is what we actually look like doing our every day things. I want to get rid of my skin and just be a skeleton for a little while, I think it would help me pick up chicks at the bar and really bump up my street cred in the hood.


Just mowing the lawn like a boss


Hipster skeleton riding his single gear bike through Brooklyn, aka my brother.

More skeletons doing work below
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Two Psychos For The Price Of One

29 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Innocent until proven guilty? Eh not so much, Emilio Eduardo da Rocha Deveza was arrested in Brazil for the murder of his mother, Jardim Carmem, after she used his credit card without his permission. While in custody, he decided to take a couple of minutes to remove any doubt that he will indeed kill your ass until you’re dead. Although I have no idea what he is saying I couldn’t stop laughing at this maniac, if anyone has a translation that would be nice.

Psycho Number 1

A line cutter gets called out at Menards in Appleton, Wisconsin. She reacts with a level of class and sophistication you’d expect out of such a person from Appleton Wisconsin in a Menards after waiting on line for 3 days.

Psycho Number 2

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77 Minimalist Villains

29 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here is the follow up to the 60 minimalist superheros we did a while back, you can see them here. I’m glad the villains showed their faces because honestly without them superheros would have dick to do, which would end up having them roaming the streets like bums looking for work and drugs. P.S. I can’t find the cheat sheet for this one, sorry your on your own losers.

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Top 10 Most Ridiculous “Donk” Cars

29 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If you never heard of “donk” cars then get ready to laugh. These cars are usually found down south in your favorite ghetto. These bad boys are usually cars made in the 60′s-80′s. The owners decide to slap the biggest rims on these things, jack them up as high as possible, and cover it with the grossest colors and or company advertisement, which they get no money for the endorsement. Just check out these 10 ridiculous rides, although I would look pretty fly strolling into a job interview in a jacked up skittles donk whip.


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