The Top 9 Things You Had No Idea Were Originated From Sex
19 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsSex is perhaps the single most powerful force in the universe. It drives and inspires almost everything we do and say. Without it, the human race would just be a lumbering system of bloated, unproductive fat sacks just waiting for the sweet embrace of glorious death. Here is just a glimpse of some of the seemingly innocuous things that the horizontal mambo has influenced in everything from words to cuisine to music.
9. The word “Vanilla”
No food is more suggestive than a long, luscious ice cream cone. Try eating a tall, white mound of dessert manna and see how your friends react. Most of them will laugh and ridicule you and the creepy one will stare intently and whisper to himself, “Daddy likes it when you do it slow.”
But the suggestiveness doesn’t stop on the tip of your tongue. The word “vanilla” was created from a mix of Spanish words like the “vainilla” plant and the Latin words for the “vaina” sheath, which translates into “vagina” because of the vanilla bean pod’s similar looking shape. That means when you order a swirl, you’re technically having a threeway.
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There, I Fixed It
18 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsIt blows my mind the amount of time and creativity people spend on make shift fixing things instead of just getting them professionally fixed or better yet just buying a new one. You have to applaud these people for thinking outside the box to get their things to work but when you are taping razors to plastic forks it makes you wonder why the heck they cant spend the 3 dollars on an actual razor from K-Mart. You can see more red neck fixes at the website dedicated to just that found here.
Danny MacAskill’s “Way Back Home”
18 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsWay Back Home is the incredible new riding clip from Danny MacAskill, it follows him on a journey from Edinburgh back to his hometown Dunvegan, in the Isle of Skye. The video is chalked up with amazing bike tricks accompanied with even more amazing back drops and scenic pleasure. For more information on MacAskill you can check his website found here, even though it is not completely up yet it is coming soon.
The Best X-Rated Snowmen
18 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsIf you thought this was some kind of x-rated snowman porn post your a sick pervert and gotta go get it together mentally, we’re referring to some funny snowman creations you sicko. So with winter approaching fast that only means one thing, snow. When comes snow, also comes building snowmen. Here is a nice collection of some x-rated snowmen and snowwomen that I guess is NSFW but all of these are pretty hilarious, some are just creepy.
Goats Are The Photobomb Kings
17 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsIf you don’t think goats kick ass then you can go F yourself because goats rule. Pound for pound they can carry more than a horse or mule and climb steeper cliffs than a llama. They usually rock cool haircuts, their eyes have a range of 340 degrees (humans have 240 tops), and they acted very well alongside George Clooney in that crappy movie a few years ago. What the goat is most awesome at is photobombing, for some reason they love it and attack swiftly and often. Here is a nice collection of awesome photobombs by the kings of photobombs themselves.
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Stewart-Colbert vs Glenn Beck Rallies
17 Nov 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 CommentsIf you follow politics and assign yourself to a political party then you are either for or against one these two. The ultra conservative constitution preaching Glenn Beck or left leaning political satirists Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert. Glenn Beck recently hosted a large rally in D.C. to “restore honor” which he believes the country has lost track of. Stewart and Colbert held a seemingly mocking rally shortly after to “restore sanity” on the premise that all democrat vs republican fighting has created insanity. Most conservatives can’t stand Stewart, but if you ever watch his show he picks on both the right and left pretty equally with his jokes, but leans more left in his thinking. But he’s there to make jokes. Colbert’s show pokes fun at these personality driven political talk hosts like Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann and Bill O’Reilly. Beck and Stewart/Colbert are true enemies in the political talk arena and here’s how their events stacked up against one another.
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Dr. Dre Featuring Eminem – I Need A Doctor
17 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsYESSSSS, finally a song emerging from Detox, the album from Dr. Dre we have been waiting for what seems to be an eternity. But seriously Whoa. This is the ‘Detox’ track we were looking for. Eminem is on a mission with this one. Produced by Alex Da Kid with Liz Rodriguez on the hook. If this doesn’t get you pumped up for Dre’s album I don’t know what will.
Dr. Dre & Eminem – I Need A Doctor by tego@rwdmag.com
Bonus: 3 more new Eminem songs below, FIRE
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Ben Heine’s Pencil Vs Camera Art Part 2
17 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsIf you missed part one of Ben Heine’s awesome art work you can check out part 1 here. Pencil vs. Camera, is an amalgam of illustration and photography, creating something similar in a single image showing two different actions. What I really dig about Heine’s art is instead of just aiming for realistic integration of the two images, he remains playful and imaginative in his work. Two thumbs up Mr. Heine and if you want to check out more of his work you can shoot over to his website found here.
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Facebook Fails Part 37
17 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsBy now I have literally lost track of what post this is on regarding hilarious and ridiculous facebook statuses and posts, so 37 sounds like a good number. Here is another collection capturing the stupidity and funny moments on everyone’s favorite website, besides zoot, facebook.
The Top 10 Best Jumps Ever Made
16 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 CommentsWe have covered some of these monster jumps but it is always nice to have them organized in one gnarley video. This video covers some of the most amazing, insane sport jumps caught on film ever and we are totally digging it, check out the extremeness.
























