Arguing With Your Unborn Child On Facebook

12 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Having a baby with someone is a special thing, but sometimes it doesn’t always work out and you split up before the baby is born for whatever reason. It must get really awkward though that your unborn baby has a facebook page and is posting left and right, that’s what happened to this guy and the argument ensues, can it get any more ridiculous?

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9 Haircuts Parents Need To Stop Giving Their Children

12 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

There is a point early in all of our lives when we just aren’t developed enough to make certain decisions for ourselves. So, it’s up to our parents to make those decisions for us. Unfortunately, this includes the areas of style and grooming. And chances are if your mom thinks it’s cute, then you’re pretty much doomed. We’ve all been through it, so it’s up to us to protect the defenseless children growing up today. Here’s a list of some horrible haircuts that parents need to stop giving their children.

9 The Bowl Cut

Made popular for dorks everywhere by Moe from The Three Stooges, it’s hard to believe that this kids hairstyle is still making the rounds. The fact that this ‘do is prominently featured on Jim Carrey’s head in a film called Dumb & Dumber should be reason enough for parents to turn to any other possible style before this one. Plus, if your kid is fat, it just looks like he got his head stuck while licking the butter from the bottom of a popcorn bowl.
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A Life On Facebook

11 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The video below is the story of a man told through the interface of Facebook, pretty gnar gnar.

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I Want That! Spike Your Juice

11 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I’ve always wanted to brew or make my own alcohol, but for some reason filling up a bath tub with potatoes and whatever else you need to make moonshine doesn’t fly to well. Besides that and the weeks for it to ferment tends to be a little annoying and to be honest I’m not that big of an alcoholic to go through that song and dance. That is where Spike Your Juice comes in. Simply grab yourself a 64 oz. bottle of juice, dump in one of the six included yeast packets, pop on the airlock, and wait. In 48 hours or so, you’ll have your own homemade hooch with an alcohol content of up to 14 percent. I can’t wait to do this to the community orange juice in my office and have my co-workers completely clueless on why they are shitfaced. The best thing is a package of 6 packets will only run you $9.99 and you can buy it here, merry drinking.

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The World According To Stereotypes

11 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

As always click twice to enlarge so you can see the map in all it’s glory. Sure this map isn’t politically correct, but we laughed.

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Awesome Beer Advertisements From Around The World

11 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Beer is an amazing drink, enjoyed by millions of people around the world, including me. There are plenty of different types and styles of beer made by a large range of companies. The beer industry is huge and very competitive so I guess it’s no surprise that some of the greatest ads have been beer ads. Here are some creative beer print ads from around the world to get you in the drinking mood.

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Late Night Humor- The Most Intense Hurdle Race Ever

10 Nov 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

In high school my best friend was an all state high hurdler, so I know what its like to see greatness up close and personal. This isn’t it. However, now a days, he probably looks a little bit more like the girls in this video. I’m not sure if it is the music or the fact that one of the girls is running this race in a hoodie, but whatever it is, this video is pure gold. I just laughed for 10 minutes straight with this on repeat. I kind of felt a little bad for the girl who decides to skip a hurdle, then wreck and just cry on the track, but then I snapped out of it and played it again.

A remix set to Radiohead- Creep is found below which is a nice little touch of slow-mo, hilarious.
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Another Collection Of Demotivational Posters

10 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Sometimes demotivating posters are just as effective as motivational posters and here is a decent collection of some good ones for your time killing enjoyment.

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7 Year Old Skate Phenom Asher Bradshaw.

10 Nov 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments

Asher Bradshaw just turned 7 on Nov 6th, but his legend began to grow at age 6 ripping apart the bowls and mounds at the Venice Beach skate park.  The youngest pro ever signed was Ryan Sheckler at age 13, but this kid seems like he will definitely take a run at the record.   I’m sure his parents are already dealing with sponsorship calls.  Give the video a minute because at first glance it doesn’t seem that special but it progresses into Asher thrashing and showing a flow and coordination definitely not normal for a 6 year old.

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Top 10 Shit Talkers All Time In Sports History

10 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Talking trash in sports is as American as apple pie, and there are tons of players who take it to another level that the average nice guy can’t comprehend. The myth behind trash talking though is it is always the asshole that no one likes. Of course there are a few villains on this list, but there are also a few guys that you always thought were the nice guy, but on the court or field, they would turn it up so hard that they would make their opponent cry during the game, here are the top 10.

10. Chad Ochocinco

Chad Ochocinco has toned down his trash-talking antics recently, but I don’t think we can ever forget when Ochocinco was constantly ripping on opposing defensive backs. Seriously, you have to be a good trash talker to come up with stuff like that letter you’re looking at. Or to race a horse. Or to send your opponents deodorant so they “don’t sweat” covering you. Or to keep a checklist of cornerbacks who can’t cover you. The man is ridiculous.
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