Kanye West’s 34 Minute Video For “Runaway”

25 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Love him or hate him Kanye knows how to push the envelope. He decided not to make a generic 4 minute video for his new song Runaway, but instead jacked it up to a 34 plus minute mini movie featuring the gorgeous Selita Ebanks. If you have a half an hour to kill check it out below.

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The Famous Roller Coaster Puking Girl

25 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I’m pretty sure the lady in this video shares the same feelings I do when it comes to roller coasters. Sure, some consider them the epitome of excitement — flying through the air at top speed, whizzing and whirling in different directions, up and down, left and right, all under the control of some guy at a switch making minimum wage. But to me (and this lady), a roller coaster ride is the ultimate nightmare, and just writing about it has made me second-guess getting lunch today. Personally, I don’t want to defy gravity. I don’t want to feel my stomach where my heart should be, and my heart where my throat should be. And I certainly don’t want to pay for it. But this poor, poor woman was either pushed by friends and family into strapping in or she just made a terrible mistake the second she stepped afoot the roller coaster. Because, holy wow, the thing that happens to her in midair is something you never want to happen to you midair. (Not safe for the squeemish.)

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14 Fast Foods That Should Be Offered In America

25 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments

I for one am a huge sucker for fast food, I eat it a lot, and I like it a lot. Since I hit up every fast food place known to man on a daily basis I am starting to run out of fresh and new exciting items to get on the menu, so I think it is about time we import some of the world’s finest fast food items to the states so I can clog my arteries a little bit more. While some of these I would truly like to have in America, some on the other hand can stay the F out of my country.

1. Nacho Whopper (Burger King, Netherlands)

Whopper with nacho chips, jalapenos and “Mexican sauce.”

2. Camembert Premiere (McDonald’s, France)

Fried French cheese nuggets.

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Have A Good Weekend Zoot Nation

22 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This dog has had more beers then me today, we have to start catching up, BOTTOMS UP.

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The Coolest Animal Hand Paintings Ever

22 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Incredible hand painting art created by talented Italian artist Guido Daniele. There really isn’t much to say about these things, all I got is my one friend makes a goose hand puppet all the time when he’s drunk and pokes girls in the face with it, it get’s really awkward actually. But anyway you can see more awesome hand paintings by Daniele here.



check out more animals below

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2010-2011 Snowboard Movies.

22 Oct 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments

A week ago the east coast got some real early snow in New England with 14 inches hitting parts of VT and NH. It’s time to start watching shred vids from your cube and dreaming of weekends of powder and parties in the mountains. You can catch Zoot shredding Killington, VT on any given weekend. Here’s the teasers for some this years best vids Personally, I’m probably going to pick up the DC flick because it looks all around good and The Finger On Da Trigger flick because I need to get more thug in my shred style. Maybe I’ll get the Jeremy Jones movie because it’s like no other film before it with the adventurementary thing going on.


Check the other awesome gnar gnar shred videos below.

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15 Creepy Pictures To Get You Ready For Halloween

22 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

With Halloween a week away, aka the best day ever for obvious reasons, one being girls running around half naked. The other half of Halloween is that sadistic tradition of dead, zombies creeping everyone out. Here are a bunch of pictures that are just downright weird and actually kind of scary. These are just as good as the post we did a while back about how Halloween used to be a lot more scarier you can see here.


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Top 10 Most Extreme Athletic Challenges

21 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So you think you’re a tough guy huh, well I got news for you, going to the gym three times a week and getting blacked out on Jack Daniels and talking about how tough you are isn’t fooling anyone. Luckily, there are numerous sporting challenges that have been designed for the sole purpose of torturing their participants with insane demands. Taking part in any one of the following 10 events should be enough to weed out the real from the fake tough guys that roam the streets at night.

10. The Tough Guy

The Tough Guy is a 12km foot race, but don’t let the short distance fool you. The creator of the course, believing that nature can’t provide a racetrack that’s hardcore enough for him, has built a series of obstacles that combine aspects of American Gladiators with the Vietnam War. Competitors climb up log walls, shimmy up poles to slide across high ropes, run through fire pits, navigate through sewer pipes, wade across chest deep water and crawl under barbed wire while smoke bombs go off over their heads. Oh, and it takes place in the middle of January. Sounds fun, right?

The event, which is held on some crazy British guy’s private land, can attract up to 6000 people each year. Injuries are common, and two people have even been killed, which is why you have to sign a “death warrant” before taking part. All in all, it sounds like an amazing competition to sign your friend up for while you heckle him from the sidelines.

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15 Examples Of Graffiti Making Billboards Hilarious

21 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

There’s nothing better than sticking it to THE MAN. The best way in doing this is to broadcast your message to the community on a giant 20 foot billboard. Although these examples don’t show the most artistic graffiti we’ve seen before, they sure make up for creativity and humor.


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I Want That! Call of Duty Black Ops Jeep Wrangler.

21 Oct 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments

Jeep has announced that it will be releasing a COD Black Ops version of the 2011 Jeep Wrangler. The primarily Jeep Wrangler Rubicon design will be featured in the game and dealerships next month. Aside from looking straight badass totally blacked out there are no mounted machine guns or night vision windshields that come with it. It comes with 32 inch serious off road wheels and a few new features that come with 2011 Wranglers like steering wheel dash controls. At a price tag of 30K plus, not sure how many hard core COD gamers will be affording this one.


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