15 Best Yearbook Quotes

13 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 5 Comments

So when you finally done with high school you get to leave one last quote to be cemented in the yearbook and time forever, a good chance to sound smart, motivated, and compassionate. Instead some people take that offer and really go balls to the wall and make a joke of it. I had a few friends myself that had some classic yearbook quotes from “Why do mice have shoulder blades, life is a mystery.” to “Ride or Die- DMX”, both from two of my best friends. Here are 15 classic quotes from the yearbook that are pretty hilarious.

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Don’t Free Run Or You Will Die

12 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

We have glorified freestyle running, parkour, free running, whatever you want to call it many times before. I am too lazy to link all the previous posts so you just have to trust me on this one. Anyway when done right free running is pretty bad ass jumping from building to building like spiderman looking like an original Peter Parker. These videos are usually edited in great detail and put together with some killer music. What these awesome videos fail to show you are all the brutal falls and crashes that don’t make it into the video. Long story short, don’t free run or you will probably die. (as shown below)

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Brand Whores Be Aware

12 Oct 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

I wrote an article a few months back where I pretty much aired out my hate for brand whores, and people who have a problem being themselves. The obsession with taking things we loved as kids, and making them somehow cool and hipster hurts me to the point I cant even look at these people with a straight face. I guess someone else felt as strongly about this as I did, and made a pretty cool art project out of it. I present to you, our generations kids. Brand Whore Babies. Well thats something to look forward to. Not.


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Man Evolving Through Time

11 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

As a society, we don’t often stop to think about how much has changed in our lives in the past thousand years or even the past dozen. So here’s an infographical look at men throughout the ages.

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25 Of The Weirdest College Courses

11 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments
25 Of The Weirdest College Courses

I don’t think anyone is arguing that college is the best place ever invented. If you didn’t have a good time at college then something is clearly wrong with you and you should go to the stick out of your ass, shit I would have of had a blast if I attended the community college in my town. The downside of college is the actually learning and having to go to class part, I guess that’s why some people actually go to college though. While most of us took the generic classes with maybe a ball room dancing course thrown in, there are some colleges that offer some bizarre courses. I wish I was able to take Alien Sex 101 and Arguing with Judge Judy 230 my senior year.

1. Mail Order Brides: Understanding the Philippines in Southeast Asian Context Johns Hopkins University
This class is designed to “help explain the stereotyping of Filipino women.”

2. Maple Syrup: The Real Thing Alfred University
The course description reads, “the method of producing maple syrup is one of the things in our society that has endured even in today’s culture of constant change.”

3. Philosophy and Star Trek: Georgetown University
Could there be a better way to learn philosophy, or better question, could there be a worse way?

4. Star Trek and Religion: Indiana University
The course is described as “an introduction to the critical study of religion by way of popular culture.”

5. The Phallus: Occidental College

‘Nuff said.
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Banksy Hits The Simpsons

11 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Our favorite graffiti artist is back at it again. Renegade British street artist Banksy goes mainstream (sorta) with these opening credits he storyboarded and directed for this week’s episode of The Simpsons. While reiterating something that everyone has already known, it has a great effect of slapping the truth on someone getting ready for 30 minutes of laughter. Banksy wins again.

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Printing Facebook

08 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Let’s be honest here people, Facebook is just one big ass Internet popularity contest. Quite frankly, we have no problem with that. Judging by the amount of friends you have, you don’t either. One enterprising grad student wants to connect to your Facebook friends list and print your 200 – 2000 friends in 20″ x 40″ (poster size) size so you laud your glorious victory over everyone. Get it with a number of border sizes and colors and then throw a party. You know, as long as you know your “friends” well enough in real life to get them to come over. Trust us, when he finds a way to print our 35000 friends on a single poster every one of you is totally invited to the party… $20 you can buy it here.

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Gnarley Bike Jumping Into A Pond

08 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

When going into work on Friday and seeing this kind of video you just want to do a Matrix style superman dive out the 3rd floor window into a barrel roll, get right into your car and peel out to start drinking and partying. The film was made by Devin Graham (Directed, DP, Edited). It was filmed on a Canon 5D Mark II, 2 Canon 2Ti’s, and one EX1. They used one steadycam, and had an assortment of lenses, Canon and Nikon. The people in the video are from the Ensoul team, who is a team of extremely talented bikers , break dancers, poppers, and free runners. They had several of there team members doing the stunts for the video. You can check out there facebook page here.

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Epic Ginger Fight

07 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This is the coolest, weirdest, bad ass, funniest video I’ve seen all week (and I see a lot). The video is surprising directed and edited really well and has a pretty interesting ending to say the least. The video is only at 400 views now but I can see this thing making it’s way around the internet pretty quickly.

From the Creator:
This is the birthday gift I made for my lil’ bros. Happy birthday Scott and Mark! (=

To our mom: Sorry if it’s a little too PG13, but I thought they’d like it. (Keep in mind, they’re the ones doing all the fighting and shooting. I was just there to film. haha.) Nah, I can’t do that to them. It was totally my idea. I’ll take all the blame. =P

To our dad: Email this to all your coworkers. Show them how cool your sons are.

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Red Bull Extreme Photo Contest Winners

07 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Red Bull Illume is the world’s premier action and adventure sports photography competition. First conceived in 2007, the second iteration of this competition ended on August 31st 2010, with a grand ceremony at Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland. There were a total of 10 categories, with a grand prize winner in each. The photograph had to have been taken after 01.01.2007, and the winners were selected by a panel of 40 esteemed photo editors from around the world. This year’s competition saw over 22,764 images submitted from 4,773 photographers in 112 countries around the world. Below you will find the winning photograph for each category for both 2010 and 2007. The images are absolutely incredible! Be sure to visit Red Bull Illume for more information and photographs. As always and especially for these photos click on the image to view larger in it’s full beauty.

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Images that show extreme detail of one or more aspects of an athletic feat: a tight shot of the action, the equipment, the body, the face, etc.


Photographer: Nathan Smith | Athlete: Andrew Mooney | Location: Wamberal, New South Wales, Australia | Camera: Canon EOS 1D Mark III | Lens: 10-17mm | ISO: 200 | F-Stop: f5.6 | Shutter speed: 1/1600

Photographer: Dawn Kish Athlete: Adam Strong | Location: Sedona, AZ, USA | Camera: Canon EOS-1V | Film: Kodak T-Max 3200 black and white

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