Real Life Pac-Man Discovered

29 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

As you can see, Pac isn’t nearly as adorable when rendered in more than 8-bits, the thing is actually really gross. But of course this isn’t some kind of crazy alien finding, DeviantARTist Kalapusa, best known for his Piranha Plant garden sculpture, is back at it, this time with a lifelike Pac-Man sculpture. You can check out more of his other at his deviantartist site found here.

Below more pics and video, that thing is gross haha.
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6 Bizarre Festivals From Around The World Part 3

29 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments
6 Bizarre Festivals From Around The World Part 3

As you know we have covered a bunch of ridiculous and awesome festivals during our time here at zoot. From the Day of the Goose festival (my favorite) to the 6 parties/festivals you need to visit before you die. Here is another collection of some intense bizarre festivals that would be a great time for anyone.

1. The Battle of the Oranges, Ivrea, Italy

Every year at the end of February, the small northern Italian town of Ivrea comes under fruit attack during the Battle of the Oranges. Thousands come from far and wide to take part in the annual Carnevale di Ivrea, and it’s safe to say that no one leaves untouched by pulp. Participants are divided into teams in carriages, who ride through the town and represent the emperor’s men, and teams on foot, which stay on the ground and represent the commoners. All, of course, are in full costume and armed with arance.

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Late Night Humor – Justin Bieber Is A 51-Year-Old Pedophile

28 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments

Thank god Justin Bieber is a 51 year old pedophile. I was starting to get depressed with the thought that a 10 year old boy with a dyke cut was getting more action than I am. This news report will explain everything you need to know, very shocking stuff.


Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

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I Might Want That! BlackBerry “PlayBook” Debut.

28 Sep 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 1 Comments

Blackberry debuted it’s competition for the Ipad yesterday, unveiling the Playbook.   It’s 2 inches smaller, but boasts a 5MP camera on each side and supports Flash which the Ipad doesn’t.   It also will support 4G and has more RAM 1G compared to 256MB for Ipad.  But of course it takes a huge hit with lack of applications and who knows what the browser will be like.   Price has not yet been revealed but it should drop in early 2011. Samsung is set to release its tablet, “Galaxy”, in 2011 as well.

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Funny Exam Answers Part 3

28 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If you missed the previous installment of great exam answers, you can see it here. As always if your going to bomb a test, you should make sure you at least bomb it in style and give someone a good laugh while your at, as shown in these wonderful answers. Hopefully one of these kids becomes our president in 30 years.


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SoundGarden Returns.

27 Sep 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments

After not performing a show together since 1997 SoundGarden performed a secret show this past spring in Seattle and reunited at Lollapalooza this summer. The grunge pioneers are now set to release a hits album of sorts, “Telephantasm”, with some previously unreleased tracks. One of the un-released songs on the album “Black Rain” was previously recorded during sessions for their album “Badmotorfinger”. I read a review that said its pretty disappointing that a song recorded nearly 20 years ago sounds like it could of been recorded today. Rock is stuck. Either way it’s a decent song if you’re a grunge fan. Chris Cornell will certainly have a legacy in rock music might be worth it to see him at his roots if they decide to do a couple shows with this release. FYI, it comes free with a million copies of the new Guitar Hero.

The Transition From 80s Rock style to 90s rock style was definitely awkward.

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Dave’s Awesome Video Resume

24 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I meant to post this a few days ago but totally forgot too, but the awesomness is still very much fresh. According to PongoResume, you shouldn’t make video resumes with the all the shit Dave does in his. According to me, you absolutely fucking should. Hey, you’re a self-motivated guy with PowerPoint expertise trying to get ahead in 2k10 — why not give your personal brand some extra juice by making a video resume?

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What If Superheros Were Hipsters

24 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So obviously by now you can tell we like making fun of hipsters and their style, what can we say they are an easy target, it’s not like they can beat us up. So in this edition we take a look at the thought of if super heros were hipsters brought to you by the guys over at college humor.


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Three DD The Book

23 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

There is this website Three-DD and the premise of the site was simple: 3d boobs. After two years of work Henry Hargreaves is finally finished with Three DD The Book. It’s got big boobs, small boobs, saucer nipples, pin nipples, body paint, girl-on-girl, and just about everything else you could possibly want from boobs that you can’t actually put your hands on. While we can’t in good conscience support motorboating a book (for fear of paper cuts), it has to be better than the risk of electrical shock from a computer monitor. It’s a coffee table book of 3d boobs that comes with the glasses. Do you need any more encouragement?

You can buy the book here for $29.99 (Note: website is NSFW obviously)

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Chooping Wood Has Never Looked Cooler

23 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Best Made Company axes have a new series of short films coming this Fall entitled CHOP. Succinctly described as “celebrating the collision between a Best Made axe and wood,” the seductively destructive 30 second teaser already has us itching for more. Directed by Finn O’Hara with music by Nico Muhly.

CHOP (preview) from Peter Buchanan-Smith on Vimeo.

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