Revelation’s Crib Of The Week – Palais Bulles

23 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments

I know I haven’t provided you with your daily does of architecture lately so I’m coming back full force with this ridiculous residence. Palais Bulles is a home to famous French stylist Pierre Cardin. Amazing architecture and its size is stunning. The house is facing the bay of Cannes and has a territory of 1,200m² and gardens, and swimming pools spread on 8,500m ² territory. It is something out of this world, maybe not the most beautiful but I wouldn’t mind to spend there some time. This masterpiece of modern architecture is located 10 km away from Cannes and was built in 1989. Occupies the territory of 1200 square meters. In addition to the villa in the surrounding area are situated amphitheater with 500 seats, a garden with various water round pools.


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“Locks Of Love” Symbols Of Eternal Love

23 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Locks of love are the padlocks fixed by loving couples, on to a fence or a pole or metallic chain/string alongside some wall etc at a public place, to symbolize their eternal love. A couple would hang a padlock after inscribing their name or initials on it and throw the key away so that their love is locked forever. Some couple use two inter-twined locks, each lock bearing their name/initials. Besides lovers, often family members and close friends also put such locks at these places, to lock their relationship forever.

The tradition probably originated from China where the love locks can be seen at several locations alongside the Great Wall of China and also in many temples and on the steps/paths leading to sacred peaks.The tradition has spread around the World and is now quite prevalent in South Korea, Japan, Guam, Italy, Hungary, Latvia, Russia, USA etc.
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Late Night Humor – Conan Makes A Sandwich

22 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If you miss Conan O’Brien as much as we do, then you are probably really starting to have withdrawals like us. Luckily he is starting to take questions from people and then answer them with a video response. Of course they are hilarious and awesome. Below is a video response from Conan on a question asking him what his favorite sandwich was that he got to try on his time off from television. Conan not only answers the question, but gives a tutorial on how to make this tasty sandwich, prepare to laugh your ass off. Reminder Conan returns November 8th on TBS, THANK GOD.

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I Don’t Want That! “The Situation” Tank Top

22 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Right. Yep. Got it. There’s a Mike Sorrentino tank top. If you’re interested, buy it here. Then go bungee jumping without a bungee.
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10 Of The Most Pathetic IMDB Profiles

22 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So you move to L.A. from the east coast to become a famous actor or actress, sounds great. You get there and realize that 80 million other people had the same idea as you, not so great. You still try to become an actor because, well, that’s why you traveled across the country. You quickly find out that being an actor entails having talent, being good looking, and most of all catching a big break that is more unlikely than winning the lottery. So after your one little cameo in a movie, where you got paid nothing, you stop following your dream and become another person from the east coast who does nothing with their life besides party, go to the beach, and work 4 hours a day at a coffee shop, which follows with them telling all their friends from back home how awesome California is. What they forgot is that their pathetic IMDB profile is still online for everyone to laugh at, thanks losers.


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Under The Big Top

22 Sep 2010, written by Riz 1 Comments

Looking for something new and exciting to do next weekend instead of hitting up those same tired bars on the Lower East Side, well good thing you read ZootPatrol, because we are here to tell you this upcoming show is a MUST SEE. Under The Big Top is a aerial and cirque-style entertainment show that encompasses everything from acrobats, jugglers, contortionists, unicyclists and other polished acts in one night of excitement and fun. Heres the run down.

“UNDER THE BIG TOP”

CONTACT: Guinevere DiPiazza
TEL: (201) 322-3550
EMAIL: Guinevere@AerialAcrobatEntertainment.com
WEBSITE: www.aerialacrobatentertainment.com/under-the-big-top

WHAT: Under the Big Top
WHERE: Manhattan Movement and Arts Center 248 West 60th Street, New York 10023
bet 10th & 11th ave. Subway stops 1, A, B, C, D to 59th street/Columbus Cir. Station.
WHEN: Friday Oct 1st @ 7:00pm & Saturday Oct 2nd @2:00pm & 6:00pm
COST: Adults $25 ($30 at the door), Kids under 12/Students/Seniors $15 ($20 at the door)
TICKETS:www.manhattanmovement.com/event/under-the-big-top/

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A Guide To Buying Your Own Private Island

22 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Ever wondered how to own your own private island? With many of major cruise lines now owning there own white sandy beaches in the Caribbean here is a look into how we can own our own paradise too. Here are 4 simple steps to follow to get started with owning your own island. Look at me I took 5 minutes to read this and I’m already in the process of acquiring my 6th island, I’m not only a client, I’m the island president. (As always click images for larger viewing pleasure.)


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Audio Print Ads. Warning: Don’t Shred Your Morning Paper Before Reading It.

21 Sep 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments

As digital content takes away more and more advertising dollars from print it seems that the print industry is scrapping for every last way to bring in additional dollars. Theres been rumors of audio ads in print publications for a couple years now but it seems the technology has never really been small or cheap enough to mass produce. Either way don’t be surprised one day when you go to open up your paper for a quiet Sunday morning read and have some stupid car commercial barking in your face. Try to restrain from smashing and having this ruin your morning. Readers of the Times of India were surprised with a VW car ad when their opened the paper this morning.

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Your Childhood In 94 Seconds

21 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This makes me feel old. One day when someone finally cracks time travel, I’m going straight back to the 90s. Here is a nice little quick mix of all things 90′s set to a solid 90′s track, cowabunga dude.

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Ludacris’ “Area Codes” Mapped Out

21 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments


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Provided by the awesome research of Stefanie Gray, in this song, Ludacris brags about the area codes where he knows women, whom he refers to as ‘hoes’,” says Ms Gray, who plotted out all the area codes mentioned in this song on a map of the United States. She arrived at some interesting conclusions as to the locations of this rapper’s preferred female companionship:

* “Ludacris heavily favors the East Coast to the West, save for Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Las Vegas.”
* “Ludacris travels frequently along the Boswash corridor.”
* “There is a ‘ho belt‘ phenomenon nearly synonymous with the ‘Bible Belt’.”
* “Ludacris has hoes in the entire state of Maryland.”
* “Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm.”
* “Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95.”
* “Ludacris has hoes in the Midway and Wake Islands. Only scientists are allowed to inhabit the Midway Islands, and only military personnel may inhabit the Wake Islands. Draw your own conclusion.”

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