How Not To Fire a Watermelon.

08 Sep 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments

This looks really fun to do but not sure how this chick still has a face. Don’t try to fire a watermelon this way. Check out this video from an episode of The Amazing Race.

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Tattoo BP Oil Spill Baby

08 Sep 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

Artist Jason Clay Lewis sculpted this baby from rubber, plaster and disaster. Sometimes it takes a shocking piece of art to really shake the public awake. With Koi drowning in dark waters, the Virgin dripping a gas nozzle and sticky seagulls fluttering amok all over him, Tattoo Baby is one cutie pie bundle of pure shame. Damn you BP. Now your even making babies emo and hipsterish.

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Funny iPhone 4 Facetime Commercial

08 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

People just loved the idea of the iPhone 4 FaceTime feature and with the sentimental examples made by Apple, it just seemed perfect. Well, there could also be downsides to such a feature, as the funny example below presents.

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I Want That! The Bear Sleeping Bag.

08 Sep 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments

The Bear Sleeping Bag designed by artist Eiko Ishizawa from Amsterdam is a must have for any camping trip. Clearly no pesky animals like coyotes or raccoons will be messing with you when you’re cozied up in this bag.  The only downside I see is the possibility of waking up to an actual male bear trying to plow the shit out of you. Recommendation would be not to use this sleeping bag in bear territory.


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Fixed Chicks

08 Sep 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

Graphic illustrator Halfanese has a thing for Suicide Girl-types, and we cant blame him. Who doesnt like super hot pin up girls covered in tattoos? Maybe Sandra Bullock, but thats about it. Over the last month or so he has created a series of fixed gear bikes, pin up girls, and tattoos. If you arent a hipster from Brooklyn, you might not know what a fixed gear bike is. Basically, its a bike with no brakes, and no way to stop, other than slowing down. As long as the bike is moving forward, the peddles are spinning forward. Its all about quick decision making, adrenaline pumping, and the thought that you might end up getting clipped in traffic at any moment. Too bad the babes who are seen crossing the bridge on fixies are rarely as hot as the girls painted here.


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120,000 Water Balloons

08 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Kyle Andrews’ music video for You Always Make Me Smile features the largest water balloon fight on record, with 4,000 participants, 120,000 flying water projectiles, and one really wet singer. We always dig when someone gets creative with their music video, just sitting there playing a guitar doesn’t really make us want to watch whatsoever.

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20 Of The Weirdest Sex Laws Found Around The World

07 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Hope everyone had a good Labor Day weekend, of course we did hence the little vacation from posting new material we took. To get back in the swing of things lets start off with some bizarre sex laws from around the world. All I have to say is I am glad I don’t live in any of these places. The only sex law from where I live is that they have to be 18, and I’m cool with that. These sex laws are a little bit over the top though if you ask me. As always click on the image to enlarge for better viewing.


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Top 10 Most Cliche Dorm Room Posters

03 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

First off above are some honorable mentions, but one thing I remember about college is trying your best to trick out your apartment or dorm. I for one was a huge advocate of pimping out the place as much as possible. My freshman year I did the Christmas lights everywhere, sophomore year we made a huge “2210″, our apartment number, made out of 30 cases on the wall, and senior year built a 10 foot mahogany bar (although not thought to be by some), with two t.v.’s in the corners and had a 6 foot projection screen on the other wall. But before all these progressions, one classic thing was always involved, the poster. My one friend at college stole, umm I mean found, literally over 30 posters from a poster fair on campus one year. So of course he got every single one on this list with many more that are found at dorms all around the world, so I am very familiar with these bad boys, here are the top 10 most cliche dorm room posters.

1. “College”

This guy is…

A frosh. John Belushi chugging Jack Daniels straight out of the bottle with an American flag in the background is a trans-generational homage to the best damn four years of your life. Not only is it the Mona Lisa of dorm-room decor, but it’s also arguably the most ubiquitous college poster of all time.
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I Want That! The A/SRH-C1 An Assault Rifle With Sniper Mode

03 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The A/SRH-C1 is the latest high-tech concept from Dalton/Stanley T.W.D gun manufacturers, known for their top secret hybrid weaponry research, and the 3D work and design was done by Jamie Martin.bDepending on the environment, the Assault Rifle comes with ‘Assault’ and ‘Sniper’ modes. It’s basically a hybrid between a lightweight close-range Assault Rifle and a medium range Sniper Rifle, and comes with computer-guided laser triangulation capabilities built into the night scope.


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If Facebook Recorded Historical Events Part 2

03 Sep 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So after the success and hilarity of the first part seen here, in comes part 2. There are some real gems in here so it’s hard to pick a favorite, but I am a big fan of Lyndon B. Johnson and Custer posts, that’s just me though. Happy Friday enjoy.


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