No, really. This isn’t tongue-in-cheek. These are lessons on how to be a martial art Force of Stealth and Death. Really. Taken at a Bujinkan school in New York from a teacher awarded with full Shidoshi status, these are lessons on how to be a Ninja. There really isn’t much more we can say. Except that rumor has it there is no school across the street that teaches Pirate lessons. Ruh roh. $195 per lesson found here for more info and to sign up.
We covered Jesus being a dick a little while ago, found here, and it was an instant classic, well of course more have been added in this part 2 edition. The good thing and the bad thing about Jesus is, he’s always right behind you. So as everyone thinks Jesus is the nicest human ever created, by these pictures he can really be an asshole sometimes haha, enjoy.
Named after the Celtic god of thunder, The Taranis is a 142 million Euro prototype of a remote control jet fighter. It was introduced in England by the Ministry of Defense. It can be totally stealth, manned by a crew from the ground, and carry bombs and missiles across continents. Unlike the well known propeller drone planes the U.S. military operates, this guy is a real fighter jet and doesn’t need to be in controlled airspace to operate. It’s set to begin testing next year. Looks a lot like the stealth bomber though, UK copy cats.
Im not really sure when I became such a softy but I thought this video was awesome. It might not be the most elaborate proposal of all time, but I think it certainly was clever and well done. Thank god she said yes. To have a constant reminder of being denied spray painted on a wall could be a little tough to swallow. I really like the ‘check yes or no’ part of the mural. How come people dont do that more often, just in real life situations? I might have to lead the charge in bringing that back.
It won’t be an overstatement in any case if we call the Fish House by Guz Architects the house of your dreams. The luxurious and eco-friendly seafront house embraces Singapore’s tropical climate by creating an open space, which allows the residents to enjoy the spectacular ocean views. The Fish House explains in a true sense the meaning of living in harmony with nature. The surrounding elements, including natural light, ocean breezes and tropical flora, have been integrated into the design, so that you always feel close to nature inside this high-tech waterfront home. Made of wood, steel and lots of glass, the Fish House has a beautiful swimming pool that connects the house with the landscape.
I always loved Lieutenant Riggs. The hair, the attitude, the craziness, and I always thought it was all an act. After listening to this phone conversation between Mel Gibson and his very ex girl friend Oksana Grigorieva, I have no other option but to believe that he wasnt acting at all. The directors basically said “Mel, listen, just do what you do on a regular basis and we’ll record it and call it Leathal Weapon”. This recording is actually pretty disturbing. He admits to hitting her, threatening her, and even at one point, tell her he has no problem putting her in a rose bed, because he is “capable” of it. Well, Mel, I have to admit bud, you might have a bit of a problem on your hands.
I don’t think you need many reasons why you should ride a polar bear to work if you could. If it was possible I would have been riding a polar bear to work since 1992. In addition to being magnificent murderbeasts, Polar bears are also endangered, so if you want to ride one to work I encourage you to go donate some benjamins to the World Wildlife Fund. If not we’re all gonna get stuck riding horses, mules, bison, or some other shitty animal. Regardless here are the 6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work.
The most comfortable high heels TORSION HEEL will be released be Adidas Y-3 soon. Having applied special technology originally invented for athletic shoes, they are amazingly comfortable even though they are 9cm high. Adidas Y-3 is a collaborative brand of Adidas and Yoji YAMAMOTO. Y represents Yoji YAMAMOTO, and 3 represents 3 lines, the symbol of Adidas. While I think these are awesome and bad ass, I don’t really know what you would wear them with. They are too casual for a dress, but too dressy for shorts. This is why I am a guy and don’t know shit about fashion, girls, you figure it out.
So here is last week’s round up of 7 videos you should definitely check out. There are some fights, some comedy, some dirty dancing, some rocking out in the library, some nerd freak outs, and a male cheerleader guaranteed to make you smile, enjoy.
Old Man Owns 5 Guys (Street Fighter music in background is a beautiful touch.)
How To Trick People Into Thinking Your Good Looking (Give it a chance it’s actually really funny.)
A suicide bomber Marylin, a Mary icon made of caviar, crucified Lenin and a proselytizing Mickey Mouse. These works from the exhibit “Forbidden Art” almost landed Moscow curators Yury Samodurov and Andrei Yerofeyev in a prison colony for 3 years. Talk about stepping on the wrong persons toes.
Instead, the curators were fined $11,000.
The curators weren’t convicted for offending the Christian church, but for “inciting religious hatred,” though they’ve said they meant to do neither. While this censorship is a symptom of a strange Czarist-Soviet censorship hybrid brewing in Russia, it’s been said to have political motivations as well — a display of power. Interesting stuff.