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Top 10 Grossest Food Dishes Found Around The World

12 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Every culture has its own food specialties that are rather unusual to others. Here we have picked out 10 food dishes that are strange and maybe repulsive. But as weird as it sounds there are two things on here that I put on my bucket list of things I want to try before I die, A shot of snake blood wouldn’t be bad.

10. Ducks tongue. This specialty is available in Hong Kong, and is often served with celery.

9. Worm-filled lollipops. These lollipops are filled with oatmeal worms and grasshoppers. You simply suck them out and eat them.

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The Greatest T-Shirt Ever Made – The Truffle Shuffle Shirt

09 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If anyone knows me they know my favorite movie is the Goonies, which is hands down the greatest movie ever made in cinema history, that’s a fact not an opinion. I am also a huge fan of weird and cool shirts so when I saw this my face actually melted off my body, I now look like Crang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It has “DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE” on the front, and a picture of Chunk’s face when you flip it over your head to do the truffle dance. You can go over to buy it here, but my heart sank when I saw all they had left was Small, so if your a baby go buy yours, but since I am 7’10 450 pounds I need a bigger size so I’m pretty pissed right now.

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Lebron James AKA Fat Pippen Made The Wrong Decision, Here’s Why

09 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I have always hated Lebron James, even before he got into the NBA, with that said I think he is the best player in the league. I’ve always hated his cockiness and his attitude for no apparent reason really, he seems like a fun and cool guy, but I just don’t like him. Lebron decided last night he will be joining Dwayne Wade’s team, which it is and always will be, down in Miami. They will be accompanied by Chris Bosh making them a mini Dream Team of some sorts. Lebron joining Wade now makes him a Fat Scottie Pippen, and that is what I will be calling him for the next ten years from here on out. Fat Pippen decided to pass on New York, turning down a 40 million dollar check from Nike and the projected 1 billion dollars he was set to make in his career if he joined the Knicks. So you can’t say he made the move for the money, he clearly made the move to win championships and live the good life in Miami, but I have a problem with both of those choices, here’s why.
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Zootpatrol Reaches 1,000 Fans On Facebook

09 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

We finally hit the 1,000 fan plateau on Facebook and we want to thank everyone for the support. Although I am sure by the time this get’s posted someone will dislike us and we will drop to 999 again, but for now we are one thousandaires bitchesssssssssss. So keep it going and suggest it to all your friends it means a lot to us, thanks again.

In this age of instant Internet celebrity, anyone can become famous for 15 seconds (to rework Andy Warhol’s oft-quoted maxim). But what does famous mean exactly when anyone can have a Facebook fan page—those public pages on Facebook set up by brands, media outlets, celebs, and wanna-be celebs. As it turns out, being popular is not as easy as it looks. A full 77 percent of Facebook fan pages have less than 1,000 fans, according to an upcoming report by Sysomos, a social media monitoring and analytics firm.

Once a fan page is set up, anyone on Facebook can become your “fan,” which is like following someone on Twitter in that it doesn’t require a reciprocal friendship. Sysomos analyzed 600,000 fan pages on Facebook and came up with the distribution curve in the chart above. The vast bulk of fan pages have between 10 and 1,000 fans. Only 4 percent have more than 10,000 fans, and less than 1/20th of a percent have more than a million fans. It breaks down as follows:

* 95% of pages have more than 10 fans
* 65% of pages have more than 100 fans
* 23% of pages have more than 1,000 fans
* 4% of pages have more than 10,000 fans
* 0.76% of pages have more than 100,000 fans
* 0.047% of pages have more than one million fans (297 in total).

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Is Combining A Whippit And Alcohol A Good Idea? Hell Yea It Is

08 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Combining all the fun of a whippit with the boozey goodness of alcohol, Whipahol Whipped Lightning is the world’s first alcohol-infused whipped cream. The idea is so simple, I’m surprised no ones come up with it before. Whipped Lightning takes real flavored cream and injects it with alcohol and compressed air, allowing you to jazz up deserts, coffee-based drinks, etc with delicious drunkiness. The 36.5 proof cream comes in nine flavors, including Tropical Passion, Spiced Vanilla, Strawberry Colada, Amaretto and Coconut. About $10/can. You can buy yours here crackheads.

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NBA Jam Trailer Is Out And Kicks Ass

08 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The classic arcade B-Ball game is back, with the same over-the-top dunks, blocks – even the same commentator. And lots of fire. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA! It’s a shame it’s Wii-exclusive.

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The 550 Easy Arm Crush – The Man’s Way To Drink Beers

08 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 2 Comments
The 550 Easy Arm Crush – The Man’s Way To Drink Beers

We have covered the spread of the game Bro’s Icing Bro’s here before. Well if you happened to be harassed with this vicious attack on all that is good with imbibing at your local watering hole, house party, kegger, crawl, social event, etc… our suggestion is to punch the guy in his uterus. I’m kidding. What you should do is take that drink in hand, reply “I don’t like this thing and here’s what I’m doing with it” (but don’t toss it out a window) and then smoothly ARM CRUSH that S.O.B. This incredibly strong maneuver will forever remove you from their silly game. It’s exactly like the “do not call” list. The 550 ARM CRUSH is the new way to post up and crush a beer. This pose is the ultimate bad ass stature and would make a beautiful image with any cool backdrop. For instance I am going to go sky diving this weekend, and when I’m mid flight I’m going to rip out a Guinness and ARM CRUSHHHHHHH, tell me that picture won’t be awesome. There is no real rules, you can use whatever drink you want, thank god, and you can balance the drink on your bicep or forearm, whatever works really. Here is a collection of people arm crushing, and don’t act like your not going to start doing this every time you have a beer in your hand. You can check out the official website for more arm crushes here as well.


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“Play Me I’m Yours” Is Over

07 Jul 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

Luke Jerram’s “Play Me I’m Yours” public piano installation in New York City is over, with only minimal piano gutting and a bit of key-damaging over-banging. The biggest participants were attention whores, kids who sucked at playing the piano and self-promoting bands. 60 pianos were spread throughout the 5 boroughs and intended to be played by whoever, whenever. I was lucky enough to see a duo playing on of the installations in the Lower East Side earlier this week, and I have to say, it was pretty cool.


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Jeremy Scott’s “Leather Wings” Adidas Shoes

07 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

As can be expected by his past shoes for his Adidas Originals by Originals Collection, Jeremy Scott’s latest creation continues the over-the-top aesthetics for Fall/Winter 2010. The new Leather Wings 2.0 white and black high top sneakers feature exaggerated Hermes-like (the god, not the luxury brand) wings that flare from the heel). While too crazy for most to pull off, the Leather Wings 2.0 make a definite statement…what exactly that statement is is another question altogether… I would like to be at a random party in the city and challenge someone to a race. When they accept I would lace these puppies up and blaze a 3.5 second 40 yard dash while smoking a Newport through Times Square, it would be legendary.


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Big Bag Big Boom – New Blue Cityscape Graffiti Animation

07 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I meant to post this yesterday but whatever. BLU, the artists behind the wallscape stop-motion videos MUTO and COMBO, have published a new short film that just lays its predecessors to waste. I usually watch these kinds of artsy vids halfway through and give up. A few seconds into this one, I went fullscreen and watched it while doing nothing else but drinking a beer and saying “wat” (rhymes with “cat”) a few times. There’s a truck, and a snow fence, and soccer balls, and they painted the whole front of a building blue!

BIG BAG BIG BOOM – the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

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