Hipster Babies

07 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments

Anyone can be a hipster… Even a baby. Although they are really victims of their parents’ fashion regimes, hipster babies are just as cute — if not cuter — than any other hipster, which isn’t hard since all hipsters look like dirty new age hippies who haven’t showered in 7 years.


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10 Funny Amazon Product Reviews

07 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Product reviews posted by customers at the web’s most famous e-commerce site, Amazon.com, are a useful tool when buying online, but it seems some customers have too much time on their hands and have been playing around with them. Meet some of the funniest reviews we’ve seen.

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

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Drunk Driving Commercial Gone Too Far

06 Jul 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

Umm, that was a suprise ending if I ever saw one. The responsible agency is Advantage Advertising in Jakarta, Indonesia, and the spot was produced on behalf of Qtv. I understand the premise of the commercial, I think. If you are going to let your friends drink and drive, it is the same as putting a gun to their head. Yeah? Questions: Why is the murderous friend smiling after killing the couple? Is he so hammered he thinks its funny? I understand what they were going for, but I just dont think it really works.

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SPFX Masks Are Just As Creepy As They Are Awesome

06 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This is the Handsome Guy Mask made by Rusty Slusser at SPFX Masks. I don’t know it’s as much as “handsome” as it is creepy and friggen awesome though. How cool would it be to go out as a totally different person and noone ever knowing your wearing a mask, I might have to buy one of these bad boys. You can check out their other masks here, which includes the inbred and old lady.

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Good Dog

06 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Two things to say: per. fect. and awe. some. love this video because it reminds me of my dog. This dog pretty much rules, and after seeing it I might have to make a version starring my dog, so stay tuned. But for now just watch this awesome dog obey every command from reading racist books to beating up kids.

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AMERICA!

04 Jul 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

Happy Birthday, Baby! From all of us here at ZootPatrol, we wish you and yours a safe and eventful 4th of July. We personally are recovering from a tequila circle of death game that we invented last night. Its weird. We somehow invented a game that we hate and also almost killed 5 people. Oh well, i guess its nothing some PBRs and a lake cant cure.

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Cardboard Warfare

02 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Warfare on a budget. This is pretty badass. This took about a month and a half of planning, making cardboard guns, filming, and editing and the final product is actually really amazing, defiantly worth watching, trust on this one.

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I Want That! Throwdown Bed

02 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Are you an inspiring UFC fighter, or do you just get so rowdy during sex that you need an actual cage to contain your beastness? Then get it cracking with this glorious Throwdown Bed. The cage bed is crafted from poplar hardwood poles, MDF frame with steel undercarriage bed supports. The fencing gives it a real feel, and the bed features 9-gauge, 6-core centers, foam padded rails and synthetic leather covers for a smashdown. The cage look is completed with MDF Stairs including replica diamond plating Throwdown Anvil detail. The bed is available in all sizes. Price starts at $1,250 exclusive of the mattress. You can order yours here.

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Led Zeppelin Plagiarism.

01 Jul 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 2 Comments

I’ve been a Zeppelin fan for years, not sure how I missed this and I could be way behind the ball, but whatever, someone else has to be too. Knowing this changed my view of LZ as truly innovative artists, so if you don’t want to lose that stop reading now. LZ has been accused numerous times of plagiarism throughout the years, most cases were settled out of court for undisclosed sums or not at all. Heard talk of this on the radio this morning because songwriter Jake Holmes is suing them for plagiarism of “Dazed and Confused”. Most notable is they ripped the guitar line from “Stairway to Heaven” from a band Spirit they used to open for. We live in an age of rip offs and re-makes, but you would of hoped a band that helped to build rock and roll would be more original. You can find more about everyone who sued them on their wikipedia page LZ WikiPedia I won’t stop listening to LZ though, just think “Stairway to Heaven” should be moved down a few notches on the best rock songs ever list, always its #1. Time for Lynrd Skynrd – “FreeBird” to take the top spot for once.   Here are the best example put together by youtube user clashboy77. Don’t want to plagiarize his good work.


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This Is Why You Shouldn’t Go To Rave Festivals

01 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Unless of course, it’s your wildest dream to get crushed by a stampede of dudes. Here’s a nice succinct little recap of everything that’s wrong with the Electronic Daisy Carnival. Thousands of kids rolling on E in close confines is never a good idea. I guess the only thing cool about this was kids flat out fucking with cops, pushing them and then running away unable to get caught by fat cops who just fall on their face when attempting to catch a 5 foot tall crackhead darting through a crowd. This happens at the 6 minute mark and again at the 6:35 mark if you were wondering.

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