So Christmas might be over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still drink your face off with some holiday spirit cocktails. If you’re looking for a unique cocktail to help spread a little holiday cheer, I’ve got a baker’s dozen worth of truly different drinks from Maker’s Mark, Tabasco, Nightclub and Bar Magazine, and 1800 Tequila. All guaranteed to deck your halls and jingle your… stockings.

MAKER’S MARK

Naughty Nog

Created by Chef Blythe Beck Executive Chef, Central 214 at the Hotel Palomar in Dallas

1 quart egg nog

1 cup cream

2 cups Maker’s Mark

2 cups vanilla ice cream

1 tablespoon vanilla extract

Ground nutmeg for dusting
Combine all liquid ingredients in blender. Blend until smooth. Pour in glass and dust with nutmeg.

A Ton more of holiday cocktails below
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It’s the weekend baby and it wouldn’t be a Friday night if you weren’t incredibly inebriated and on the verge of getting a record-breaking 10th DUI. But how did you get from your depressing cubicle to this high-speed car chase? We’ve cracked the code to figuring out how you went from slowly sipping a beer to walking around the bar drinking the bar’s signature tornado-tini out of a cowboy boot.

1. Sober
All you wanted to do tonight was go home, catch up on your NSFW links, and fall asleep. But your stupid friends dragged you out to happy hour. But seriously, you’re just having one drink and going home. And your friends are crazy if they think you’re going to laugh at their jokes and engage in polite conversation.

2. Buzzed
You know what? It’s Friday night and it’s kinda stupid to leave the bar now that your beer goggles are just getting into focus. Why not order a few more beers, take a couple shots, and find out just how drunk you have to be to willingly take home your morbidly obese co-worker that likes you.

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‘Tis the season to get wasted. It’s the time of parties and consequently, a ton of booze coming in a range of delicious traditional and festive forms. Guzzle up and avoid making these potentially catastrophic decisions while feeling warm and full of holiday beer, er, cheer, ahh fuck I’m drunk at work again.

8 Signing up for a credit card

Over-sized stadiums are the perfect places for credit card companies to find their prey. “Want this Bears beach towel — even though it’s shitty and it’ll be negative eleven degrees outside for the next three months? Sign up for a credit card! All you have to do is give me your autograph!” Jot down your info and get prepped to be bombarded with junk mail, phone calls, and mysterious statements for your foreseeable future.
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So you think you know this girl? You’ve met her friends, watched movies together, hung out and talked for hours. You’ve shown your sensitive side. Forget Facebook, her tweets, her diary, all her IMs. Forget music, her favorite movie, the books she’s read. They don’t mean dawk. The only truth is the almighty shot. Seek and you shall shoot.

Jager Bomb

On the surface she’s milky innocence, but something much more explosive lies just beneath. She has a bazooka strapped to her thigh, a Glock between her legs, a stiletto holstered at her waist. She’s a dangerous mountain road, slippery when wet.

Lemon Drop

She’s got a taste for adventure and is always willing to please. Sometimes she’s confused. “No need to bend over, baby, I said would you like me to moisten your glass.”

more shots below
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I’ve always wanted to brew or make my own alcohol, but for some reason filling up a bath tub with potatoes and whatever else you need to make moonshine doesn’t fly to well. Besides that and the weeks for it to ferment tends to be a little annoying and to be honest I’m not that big of an alcoholic to go through that song and dance. That is where Spike Your Juice comes in. Simply grab yourself a 64 oz. bottle of juice, dump in one of the six included yeast packets, pop on the airlock, and wait. In 48 hours or so, you’ll have your own homemade hooch with an alcohol content of up to 14 percent. I can’t wait to do this to the community orange juice in my office and have my co-workers completely clueless on why they are shitfaced. The best thing is a package of 6 packets will only run you $9.99 and you can buy it here, merry drinking.

I knew alcohol wasn’t exactly good for you but worse then heroin, that’s a little extreme. You can check out the whole story and study here.

You might recall a news story last week about a dozen Central Washington University students passing out and becoming ill at a party. Ramapo College in NJ had a similar incident and recently banned the problem this month as well. The CWU story made national headlines because police thought it was a case of someone maliciously spiking the punch. Upon further investigation the police released their findings this week which places the blame on a 12% malt alc/energy drink called Four Loko.  Nicknamed “blackout in a can” and “liquid cocaine” Four Loko sales have risen 400% in the past year. Four Loko got its name because it sends the person who consumed it into FOUR STAGES OF CRAZY: Stage 1: Tipsy (loud, might stumble, laugh) Stage 2: Drunk (embarassing, stumbling, slight slur) Stage 3: Wasted (heavy slur, falling, hitting on mutants) Stage 4: Black Out (no ability to speak, vomiting, waking up next to a mutant, memory loss). But for real the name is derived from its four main ingredients, caffeine, taurine, guarana, and alcohol. Maybe I’m outa the loop on the college party seen but this sounds likes it’s worth a try, just got put into the hands of some amateurs at Central Washington U. Schools will ban it but it will surely be in great demand after this latest story.

Combining all the fun of a whippit with the boozey goodness of alcohol, Whipahol Whipped Lightning is the world’s first alcohol-infused whipped cream. The idea is so simple, I’m surprised no ones come up with it before. Whipped Lightning takes real flavored cream and injects it with alcohol and compressed air, allowing you to jazz up deserts, coffee-based drinks, etc with delicious drunkiness. The 36.5 proof cream comes in nine flavors, including Tropical Passion, Spiced Vanilla, Strawberry Colada, Amaretto and Coconut. About $10/can. You can buy yours here crackheads.

Beer…check…hot chicks…check…what more do you need? I guess the only question is which one to choose…but in this case your get both. A collection of the combination of the two best things on Earth, and you can’t be mad at that.

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