We’ve seen some incredible time-lapse footage of New York City before, but Josh “Mindrelic” Owens ups the ante with his spectacular Canon 5Dmk2 footage of the Big Apple, day and night. It his own collection of his favorite shots around New York City, the greatest city in the world, enjoy. Music track: “down to the cellar” by Dredg

NYC – Mindrelic Timelapse from Mindrelic on Vimeo.

What we have here is a chrome-plated Tron-themed Audi R8, engineered by Pimp My Ride vehicular tricksters West Coast Customs, which (we imagine) is (probably) faster than a lightcycle. This version of the R8, however, isn’t quite so subtle — with glowing rims, glowing vents, a glowing back seat and a chrome finish so perfectly reflective that you can check your hair and makeup in the car’s bonnet. All the glowing bits gradually fade through a series of colours too, for added Tron-style excellence. This thing would be perfect cruising the streets of South Beach surrounded by neons and hot babes flocking, yea my 1992 Taurus will have to do until I get this thing.

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Here is another gem found on lamebook.com. This poor lady was so happy to be getting friend requests from old friends and then BAM, facebook shows how ugly it can get with this hilarious back and forth conversation on her wall between a recently divorced couple.

Make a face with toppings

When ordering from chain pizza places as well as some local joints online, they give you the option to include “special instructions”. They were probably thinking people to add certain notes like cut into 16 slices instead of 8, or don’t put sauce on half of the pizza, simple things like that. Of course people are assholes and instead ask for ridiculous things to be included with their pizza. Here are some hilarious instructions that pizza places actually followed, god bless senses of humor.

Cut into isosceles triangles

Draw a giraffe on the box (Beautiful giraffe by the way)

More great pizza instructions below
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This video is not only amazing, it is a feel good video as well. You have all been to a sporting event where they play a song during the break and they go around the stadium and put random people on the jumbo tron dancing like idiots, no one is ever EVER a good dancer. I got on the big screen one time and I just proceeded to do the mashed potato for three seconds, when it was over I looked at my friend and asked what the hell I just did, it was embarrassing. Anyway this kid absolutely murders it and you can tell he was really excited to show off some of his insane dance moves, this is probably the loudest the Charlotte Bobcats crowd cheered all season long. Sadly I can not find an embedded video because the Bobcats are wack like that so click on this link below, it will take you to the video on the bobcats facebook page, it will be worth your while trust me. THE BEST BASKETBALL FAN DANCE EVER LINK.

Rap supergroup Slaughterhouse and budding superstar Yelawolf signed to Eminem’s Shady Records, it was announced today (January 12); and the entire new roster will all appear in the March 2011 issue of XXL magazine.

“Yelawolf and Slaughterhouse, it’s kinda phase two of Shady,” says Eminem. “It’s the new generation of Shady Records and as we’re trying to rebuild our label, it’s exciting for hip-hop and with all of these forces coming together and with what everybody’s capable of on the mic, it’s gonna be fun.”

Bringing together the East Coast, West Coast and Detroit in the middle, Slaughterhouse consists of Crooked I, Joe Budden, Joell Ortiz and Royce da 5’9”. Most recently, Slaughterhouse was featured on “Session One,” a bonus track on Eminem’s 2010 blockbuster Recovery album. Eminem is expected to be personally involved in Slaughterhouse’s sophomore album scheduled for release in 2011.

More below on the signing of Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf
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Unless you have a Picasso-sized bank account, finding truly unique and personalized art isn’t easy. Voiceprints offers just that, at an affordable price. The prints visually depict your voice. You choose what you say – an inspirational message, a note to someone, a few curse words – and Voiceprints turns it into an original piece of art. Along with the message, you can also select the print’s colors and the size of your new piece. They will run you $120 and up, check out the site for more info found here.

1. Your last name stays put.

2. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

3. You can never be pregnant.

4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

5. The world is your urinal.

6. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

7. Wrinkles add character.

8. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

9. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

10. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

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Lockheed Martin takes a look at the ridiculously futuristic Air Force Space Surveillance System, or Space Fence, which keeps track of all the man-made and natural objects orbiting over America at any given moment.