The Best Job Application Ever

11 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

It’s not the best time to be looking for a job and it could get pretty frustrating, especially if you know you would be a great fit for the job you’re applying for. These days it doesn’t matter how qualified you are, in fact you are probably over qualified. Well this guy pretty much has had enough of applying for jobs the traditional way and decided to put a truthful and very extensive application for work on craigslist and it is amazing, enjoy.



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The Many Bodies Of Christian Bale

11 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Christian Bale’s latest performance in “The Fighter” is nothing short of amazing. I seriously recommend seeing the movie, the acting is really remarkable as Bale plays a meth addict who is Walberg’s character’s brother and trainer. But this isn’t Bale’s first time of dropping weight and totally transforming his image. Film reader Matt Ellerbrock has created an info-graphic showing how Bale has transformed himself for different roles over the years.

“With the recent release of David O. Russell’s “The Fighter,” starring Mark Walberg and Christian Bale, I’ve often found myself explaining to friends and family the incredible body transformations Christian Bale has gone through since filming “The Machinist” (2004). I typically resort to googling images of the actor to compare, and have done this enough to discover that there are some composite images from a few of Bale’s roles, but nothing comes close to showing us a more complete picture of just what he’s gone through over the last 8 years of his career. This image is my attempt to remedy that.”

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The Best Of Offensive Church Signs

11 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

According to these signs, every single onen of us is absolutely and undeniably screwed. Given that there are countless other belief systems in the world, and how these churches choose to communicate their awesome, sometimes-unintentionally hilarious message, here are all the most offensive, heinous and insulting church signs ever — all put into one list.



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A Few Things In Life To Ponder

11 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out”?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If Jimmy cracks corn and noone cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Coolest Stage Ever

10 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Check out this incredible floating stage on Lake Constance in Bregenz, Austria. The Bregenzer Festspiele (Bregenz Festival) has become renowned for its unconventional staging of shows. Verdi’s opera, “A Masked Ball” in 1999, featured a giant book being read by a skeleton.

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You Don’t Wear Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Wears You

10 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Designed by Mr-R aka Carlos, this bad ass Chuck Norris shirt is hilarious. You really didn’t think you could actually wear a t-shirt of Chuck Norris did you, Chuck is too powerful for that nonsense, he wears you as he pleases. You can check out the artist’s website for more of his art and designs found here.

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People Are Awesome

07 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This video might be a little old by now but it is still awesome, hence the title of showing how people are awesome. Pretty much all it is is the bizarre and amazing stuff we humans do in life with some mind blowing examples. So while you sit on the couch doing nothing, enjoy watching this video of people getting wild and being awesome.

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Little Girl Keeps Her Pimp Hand Strong

07 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Sometimes you just need to sharpen it up, and keep that pimp hand strong, and that is exactly what this little girl did. All she wanted was to say a few worlds on the camera but her sister just had to keep turning the camera away from her, well that is something you just don’t do to this little pimp, as she layeth the smacketh downeth. The best part is how she doesn’t break stride from her song and dance and the sister is left crying with the look of fear in her eyes, this pimp holds it down.

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The Ultimate Guide To Richard Branson’s Necker Island

07 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If I ever hit the lottery Necker Island is where I’d take my 28 closest friends in a heart beat. Created by Sir Richard Branson, Necker Island is one of the jewels of the British Virgin Islands. For a modest sum of $53,000 USD a night,(which isn’t that bad considering you would split that 28 ways) this private oasis can be yours for you and your guests (and a staff of 60 of course). Check out the pictures and information below on this little piece of Heaven as we cover everything you ever wanted and needed to know about the coolest island on Earth, sigh…

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I Want To Look Different In Every Photograph

06 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If you wanted to go out in public and have none of your friends notice your real identity do you think you could pull it off with out just wearing a bag over your head? Well this artist tried to pull off something like that and posed as a completely different person in each photograph. She decided to look different in each photograph, and she pulled it off great. Sorry I don’t have more information on the project or the female herself, but I do know when she is dressed normal she is hot, something you might not think based on some of these photographs.

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