After that ridiculous break-dancing battle we posted a few days ago, it’s tough to match any move better than the ones shown, but I think we might have found the greatest break-dancing move ever, the cock push-up/spin move. Now I usually start off my day with a set of 30 cpu’s (cock push ups) but I have never been able to pull off a move like this, I guess I have to keep hitting the gym. And as for the end of the video, I don’t speak dutch but I’m sure that woman said “You have a huge penis and I’d like to have sex with you twice a day for the rest of my life!”

Let me start out by saying that the original video of the surfer’s get pitted interview is one of my all time favorite viral videos ever, and that is saying a lot, so when I heard the first seconds of this it was the best thing that happened to me all week followed by my first child being born on Monday. Seriously this is the best thing ever made, thank you internets. (O and for those people that have been living in a cave and you have no clue what the F this is, you might want to watch the original video first found here, then jump into the auto-tune awesomeness.)

When Norman Bedell returned home from a political fair late-1860, poster of clean-shaven Republican candidate Abraham Lincoln in hand, his 11-year-old daughter quickly took it upon herself to assist the future U.S. President with his campaign. Her plan – simply for Lincoln to grow a beard – was quickly set in motion by way of the following letter, in which Grace urged him to “let your whiskers grow”; before long, Lincoln replied. They met in the coming months, as the newly-hirsute President-elect travelled victoriously to Washington, D.C. by train.

“He climbed down and sat down with me on the edge of the station platform,” she recalled. “‘Gracie,’ he said, ‘look at my whiskers. I have been growing them for you.’ Then he kissed me. I never saw him again.”

Both letters can be seen below. Transcripts follow. Images courtesy of Detroit Public Library.

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This is easily one of the coolest break dance videos I have ever seen, with the slow motion mixed in the real time speed of these amazing dancers and skills. I was actually entered into this tournament but I pulled a calf muscle and had to withdraw, I’ll get them next year. For more awesome break dancing videos like this you can go to the website found here.

Mike Wilson is pretty much the king of the rope swing and he continues his domination with his new video demonstrating why in fact he rules all rope swing videos. It’s fun seeing people doing extreme and wild stuff like this while I am in an office pounding cups of coffee slamming away on my keyboard, we are pretty much on the same level, essentially.

Here is the follow up to the 60 minimalist superheros we did a while back, you can see them here. I’m glad the villains showed their faces because honestly without them superheros would have dick to do, which would end up having them roaming the streets like bums looking for work and drugs. P.S. I can’t find the cheat sheet for this one, sorry your on your own losers.

We did a nice artistic portrait set of Bill Murray as ever character in Wes Anderson films a while back, found here, but it is a little more convenient when a gif image is created with automatic scrolling images, I like this, I like it a lot.

Charles Bronson, one of the most bad ass actors of all time, doing his daily duty to America, killing hipsters on the reg. “Turn that down hipster, no one wants to here your playlist.”

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