Ahhh eyebrows, what the he’ll are they even on our face for, to block sweat from running into our eyes, really? Well even though I think they are useless I have pretty decent eyebrows so I don’t mind having them. For some unfortunate people though eyebrows need a lot of maintenance and care, especially for women. Now ladies we appreciate you trimming and making your brows look neat and presentable, but there is a line, and lately a lot of you have been crossing it more and more. And as for guys, just leave them alone you are only going to make it worse. Here is a solid collection of ridiculous and absurd eyebrows from men and women, enjoy.

Many many more hilarious eyebrowing losahssss below

Here’s a pretty interesting visual art and music experiment called JAM. This film is based on a very simple idea: the increasingly varied the sounds, the greater is the number of creatures. I’m pretty sure there is an inherent awesomeness in the nature of chaos. I watched this mofo like 5 times already and might have to give it another few viewings.

JAM from MIRAI_MIZUE on Vimeo.

Are you addicted to pornography? Well guess what you aren’t alone, because from this infographic America likes porn, and they like it A LOT. Online Psychology Degree sent us this infographic chock full of facts and figures about porn addiction in America. Breaking news! America loves boobs! Don’t worry, it’s safe for work. In fact, according to the infographic, you’re probably looking at things far worse than this while at work.

More fun bizarre porno statistics below

To the general public Lady Gaga has become this pop icon in the eyes of the world. She is constantly pushing the envelope with ridiculous outfits and videos, like the Kermit the frog dress, the meat dress, etc. I for one don’t see that as being an icon of any sort, I think it is just purposely being a weirdo to get attention for yourself. Now I don’t hate on the girl at all, her music is pretty solid, it makes me grind on girls butts at the club, but when she was a plain jane normal girl her whole life and then not even 5 years ago decided to go all crazy and think she is a fashion diva, hold the phone on that one. She has been cutting and copying other people’s styles and fashion her whole career and we are about to drop the hammer on the all mighty Gaga. Here is the ultimate collection all the rip offs of Lady Gaga’s thought to be original fashion.

Madonna:

Continue below for the onslaught of copying, from more Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Gwen Stefani, Paris Hilton, and many more.

Christina Aguilera:

Shakira:

Paulina Rubio:

Gwen Stefani:

Paris Hilton:

Kylie Minogue:

Britney Spears:

I think everyone knows that weapons are not allowed in prisons, so how do these guys keep stabbing and beating people with sharp and blunt objects? Well if you were locked in a cage for the rest of your life and you keep getting beat up every day, I think you are going to pull some heavy duty MacGyver type shit and make yourself a pretty little shank out of toilet paper rolls, which actually happens. Here are a bunch of creative confiscated prison weapons, some with back stories.

Materials: Stainless steel tablespoon; handle wrapped with upholstery.
Backstory: At its core here is a spoon, stolen from the staff dining room at Rahway, where, as in many federal penitentiaries, inmates were restricted to using plastic flatware. Stamped “State of NJ,” the spoon likely to have been sharpened on the cement floor or wall of a cell. The bowl of the spoon was filled with wax and then wrapped with upholstery thread (taken from the furniture shop, where it was used to re-stitch chair cushions) thereby forming a generously-scaled handle.

Many more disturbing, but creative and effective weapons below. Get Your Shank ON

Materials: Wood strip; five large razor blades glued into one side; six small razor blades glued into other and wrapped with boxing tape, rubylith and clear tape; handle wrapped with boxing tape.
Backstory: Lifted from the facility’s metal sign shop, this shiv is wrapped in “rubylith” — a red, masking tape classically used in signmaking (and, before the digital revolution, commonly employed by graphic designers in the production of “mechanicals”). Eleven disposable razor blades, available for purchase from Rahway’s commissary back in the 1980s, are carefully inserted down the sides.

Materials: Iron band from bed slat bent back and around to form handle.

Materials: Steel rod; handle wrapped with boxing tape.

Materials: Iron plate; handle wrapped with electrical tape.

Materials: Iron band from bed slat; handle wrapped with electrical tape over boxing tape.

Materials: Steel carpenter’s square.
Backstory: A carpenter’s square was shaved to a point using metal snips found in the prison sign shop, where many state highway and traffic signs are still made each year.

Materials: Shard of plexiglas; handle wrapped with electrical tape.

Materials: “Unbreakable” plastic comb; three single-edge razor blades inserted into teeth; wrapped with copper wire and shoelace.
Backstory: During the 1980s, a modest stipend of $1.10 per day was deposited into each working prisoner’s personal account. The comb and shoelace used here were available from the prison commissary at that time. By completing an order form, prisoners could make purchases and tailor a shiv to their own design specifications.

Materials: Gardening glove with smaller glove inside; four steel upholstery tacks, each with three sharp points exposed, sewn between gloves.
Backstory: A pair of gardening gloves were issued to an inmate assigned to outdoor landscape detail. The sharp metal points beneath the cloth are actually the bottom sides of four inverted upholstery tacks, lifted from the furniture shop and stitched into the knuckles of the glove: the idea here is that the points become more pronounced when the user makes a fist.

Materials: Carriage return from typewriter; U-clamp attached to side; handle wrapped with boxing tape, string, upholstery thread and fragments of dried putty.
Backstory: By law, prisoners must be provided materials to have an opportunity to prepare their own legal defenses. In the 1980s, typewriters were made available for this purpose: the long, notched “spear” here is the carriage return from a prison-issued typewriter. The handle was wrapped with tape is likely to have been taken from Rahway’s boxing facility, where several world-class boxers trained, including Rubin “Hurricane” Carter.

It’s Fridayyyy babyyyy, so that means it’s time to drink and maybe it’s your birthday. Maybe you’re low on cash and somebody offers to buy you one of these shots. Whatever the case may be, avoid these shots at all costs or you’ll find yourself visiting the porcelain god. But at the same time, you aren’t really going to turn down a free shot of alcohol, even if it is called Gorilla Puke, are you, yea didn’t think so you alcoholic.

1. Gorilla Puke

Have you ever seen a gorilla puke? This is why.

Ingredients
- ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
- ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey

2. Liquid Steak

The cheapest steak on earth.

Ingredients
- 1½ oz. Barcardi 151
- Worcestershire Sauce

The rest of the gross shots below

3. Flatliner

Drinking this shot will definitely put an end to your good night.

Ingredients
- ¾ oz. Jigger Sambuca
- ¾ oz. shot Gold Tequila
- dashes of Tabasco sauce

4. Motor Oil

This will get your motor running…running right to the bathroom

Ingredients
- 1 oz. Jagermeisteer Herbal Liqueur
- ½ oz. Peppermint Schnapps
- ½ oz. Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
- ½ oz Malibu Coconut Rum

5. Eggermeister

Do I even need to explain why this is a bad idea?

Ingredients
- 1 ½ oz. Jaegermeister
- One pickled egg (common in most bars)
- One highball glass

6. Prairie Oyster

Rocky Balboa’s Friday night drink of choice.

Ingredients
- 1½ oz. Room Temperature Bourbon
- 1 Raw Egg
- 1 dash Tabasco

7. New Jersey Turnpike

This shot is created when the bartender musters up a shot glass full of alcohol residue from a bar mat and bar rag. The later this shot is ordered the nastier it will be.

Ingredients
- One Bar Mat
- One Bar Rag

8. Smoker’s Cough

Is this a shot or condiment? You be the judge.

Ingredients
- 1½ oz. Jagermeister
- One tablespoon of warm Mayonnaise

9. The Tapeworm

Do you really want to take a shot that is named after a parasite that can give you symptoms like: abdominal discomfort, diarrhea, loss of appetite?

Ingredients
- 1 oz. Vodka
- ½ oz. Tobasco
- Pepper
- Small Portion of Mayonnaise

By now I think everyone knows that America and Iran are a little different, and with that comes different rules and laws. Here is a long list of things that are illegal in Iran. While I understand some of the things on this list like alcohol and pork, whatever floats your boat Iran, but why Kenny G, WHY MAKE KENNY G ILLEGAL IRAN! He is a good guy and he can play the shit out of a saxophone. Give Kenny G 5 minutes on a stage in front of your people Iran and he will become legal real quick, that or half the female population will get pregnant instantly after he toots that groovy music. I would make commentary on everything on this list but I don’t want a durka durka Muhammad jihad put on zootpatrol, so I will let the list do the talking.

Gmail

Mullets

Many many more bizarre things that are illegal in Iran below

Gay Sex

Valentine’s Day


Spiked Hair


The DaVinci Code


Grills

Skinny Jeans


Tattoos


YouTube

Pet Cats

Barbie

Harry Potter

George Michael

Kenny G


Batman

Jorts


Facebook


Cleavage

Neck Ties


300

Studying Political Science


Ponytails

Rap

Alcohol


Pork

Protein Supplements

Brightly Colored Clothes


Pet Dogs


Mannequins

Facebook profiles are like belly buttons: Everybody’s got one. 1 out of ever 13 humans and three out of four Americans is on Facebook, and one out of 26 signs into Facebook on a daily basis. We could rattle off stats like that until the cows come home, but instead, we’d like to show you this fascinating infographic from SocialHype and OnlineSchools.org. Plain and simple you are probably obsessed, as long as you don’t play farmville or poke people on the reg. then you are just like everyone else, but once you start doing shit like that then you need to reevaluate your life.

More incredible information on facebook users below

Now I know the first part of this crazy bungee jumping video came out a while ago, but recently part 2 came out and I just had to post them together because it really is insane. Not only is it a homemade bungee jump, that should be enough not to do it, you have to fly perfectly in between two buildings while rabid dogs are barking at you below, seems real safe. I guess though when you grow up in Russia there really isn’t much to be afraid of. Check out parts 1 and 2 below.

Part 1:

Part 2 below

Part 2:

This video might be a little old by now but it is still awesome, hence the title of showing how people are awesome. Pretty much all it is is the bizarre and amazing stuff we humans do in life with some mind blowing examples. So while you sit on the couch doing nothing, enjoy watching this video of people getting wild and being awesome.