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Late Night Humor: Interview With The 5 Year Old Who Directed The New Fast And Furious Movie

26 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Jim and Tracy from Today Now! welcome Chris Morgan, the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed “Fast And The Furious” sequel. As you can assume the movie was made exactly how this 5 year old envisioned it, cars, explosions, cars going fast, and great dialogue from Vin Diesel, hilarious.

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EVERYONE Is In The New Beastie Boys’ Trailer

11 Apr 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Here’s a peak at what the new 30 minute Adam Yauch-directed, new Beastie Boys album-promoting short film will look like. This thing features Seth Rogen, Will Ferrel, Jack Black, Elijah Woods, Susan Sarandon, and seriously everyone else funny that you can think of. Check it out, because honestly, who doesnt like celebrity cameos and new fresh Beastie Boys songs!

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The Situation Bombing At The Trump Roast

16 Mar 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

You know when someone makes a complete ass out of themselves, or says something really horrible, and you actually feel awkward for them. Well here is a 5 minute video of that exact feeling, for the douche bag all star the Situation completely choking at the Roast of Donald Trump. It gets so bad people start to boo him, it’s so bad it’s actually funny. The best part is Ice-T at 3:23.

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George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” Performed In Public By The Sexiest Sax Player On Earth

11 Mar 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If you are not familiar with the song Careless Whisper by George Michael, you will recognize it as soon as you play the video below. It has a famous saxophone melody that makes you just want to start making passionate love. That is all great to hear when you are with your significant other in the bedroom, but this guy decides to go out in public and serenade random people, whether they like it or not, HILARIOUS. This is a beautiful way to end the week.

More hilarious behind the scenes footage below


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The Best Of Successful Black Man Meme

02 Mar 2011, written by Revelation

While we don’t condone racism at all here at zoot, we did find the humor in the successful black man meme. Successful Black Man is an image macro series featuring a black man dressed in business attire and a witty one-liner satirizing the stereotype of young African American males as street hustlers or gangsters who only care about cars, moneys and hos. The humor is mostly derived from the intentional line break in mid-sentence, with the top line impersonating a black male stereotype (EX: I Got the Best Hos’) and the bottom line suddenly falling flat in character (EX: Out in My Tool Shed). While some idiots will create down right racist and not funny at all posters, here is a collection of some really creative and hilarious ones, enjoy.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Hottie Body Hump Club

28 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

When you have a video with Emily Blunt, Scarlet Johansson, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, and Lindsay Lohan humping big balls, you can’t really go wrong. Here is the latest sketch video from Jimmy Kimmel’s tonight show full of hilariousness. Jessica Biel is definitely the best in this video, her straight face humping is pretty amazing, I like her even more now, if that is even possible.

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Killing In The Name Of A Marching Band

24 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Although marching band’s get made fun of a lot by the media, they are pretty awesome if you think about it. They are a fraternity of hundreds of kids deep, they get front row for every major sports game, as well as being able to travel with the team, and they get to jam out all day in which some of the kids actually get scholarships for. Doesn’t sound so bad to me, and supposedly band chicks are freaks in the bed, that is just what I’ve heard though. This video below shows George Mason’s Green Machine marching band and how awesome school bands can be if the right song is chosen, and you can see how excited they are, especially the creature in the front with the red shirt, geez chill out sparky.

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The Hipster How-To Chart

24 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

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You can take this detailed chart however you want. For some people you will use this as a way of life, and totally transform yourself into the ultimate hipster. Main point, BROOKLYN BROOKLYN BROOKLYN. But for me I am going to use this important guide as a “How To Spot An Asshole”. With all this knowledge I will now know who to immediately make fun of and throw rocks at when they ride past me on their fixed gear bike blasting The Smiths CD on a 1984 boom box.

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You Better Know Who Arcade Fire Is

22 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

So this is pretty much how it went down. Everyone was telling people they had to listen to Arcade Fire and they were an awesome band. A lot of people did listen to them but they pretty much stayed somewhat out of the spotlight, aka they were still cool. They just won best album of the year now are getting very big and being blasted on the radio left and right, aka not cool anymore, I liked Arcade Fire before they won best album of the year at the Grammy’s, says me in my best snotty hispter voice I can imitate. Well if you still don’t know who Arcade Fire, you better learn quick, unless you want this to happen to you, see below.

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The 6 Crappiest Interview Questions

08 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

I think by now we have all been to a few interviews in your lives before, and we can all agree it is usually nothing more then a complete waste of time. I mean if I go to an interview and get the typical what is your greatest weakness, or where do you see yourself in 5 years, then I really don’t want to work for that person anyway. Clearly they don’t want to get to know me because everyone has prescripted answers for all those terrible questions. So here is the truth in the 6 crappiest interview questions brought to you by the always hilarious oatmeal.

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