I think I have voiced how I feel about Facebook, so this is pretty wild to me, the facebook friend sleeve tattoo, BEHOLD. To tell you the truth I am not even going to try to hate on this, I think it is pretty gnarly and definitely original. The tattoo is composed of 152 friends and was designed by Pretty Social and the tattoo artist is Tattoo Dex.

When was the last time you memorized a cell phone number? Put a picture in a photo album? Created a real, physical invitation for a party? Thanks to Facebook, we don’t have to deal with any of those inconvenient, non-technological, memory-related things anymore. In our opinion, that’s change for the better. With Social Memories, you can document everything that happened on the social network quickly amassing more information about you than even Google. Social Memories takes all your pictures, albums, likes, favorite vocab words, popular status updates and a bunch of other socially important statistics and then aggregates it into a book perfect for your coffee table. Or, if $27 seems a little steep for what’s essentially a narcissistic trip down memory lane, you can make a book for free and share it with all the same friends that are in it. $27

23 year old adult performer Sasha Grey has announced on her Facebook page that she will officially retire from porn. She said that her “time as an adult film performer has expired” at “a perfect time for me to move on… while I was on top (pun indeed, intended).”

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So who the hell exactly owns this $50 billion dollar monster? Well it’s not just lizard king himself, Mark Zuckerberg, it’s actually a bunch of people, including Bono, yes friggen Bono owns about $750 million dollars worth of the pie, which is only going to increase. I really don’t like Bono and now that I know he was smart enough to jump on this Facebook train before it really took off pisses me off even more, F.U. Bono stop doing everything right.

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Please excuse my excessive posting on facebook bashing but I finally took my own advice and deleted my account a couple weeks ago. At first I was kinda having withdrawals, I am not going to lie, but after I have read the Bible, every volume of the Britannica Dictionary collection, and every Time Magazine ever printed, I have noticed my time is being used a little better now.

By now I think everyone knows that America and Iran are a little different, and with that comes different rules and laws. Here is a long list of things that are illegal in Iran. While I understand some of the things on this list like alcohol and pork, whatever floats your boat Iran, but why Kenny G, WHY MAKE KENNY G ILLEGAL IRAN! He is a good guy and he can play the shit out of a saxophone. Give Kenny G 5 minutes on a stage in front of your people Iran and he will become legal real quick, that or half the female population will get pregnant instantly after he toots that groovy music. I would make commentary on everything on this list but I don’t want a durka durka Muhammad jihad put on zootpatrol, so I will let the list do the talking.

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Many many more bizarre things that are illegal in Iran below
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Facebook profiles are like belly buttons: Everybody’s got one. 1 out of ever 13 humans and three out of four Americans is on Facebook, and one out of 26 signs into Facebook on a daily basis. We could rattle off stats like that until the cows come home, but instead, we’d like to show you this fascinating infographic from SocialHype and OnlineSchools.org. Plain and simple you are probably obsessed, as long as you don’t play farmville or poke people on the reg. then you are just like everyone else, but once you start doing shit like that then you need to reevaluate your life.

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Here is another gem found on lamebook.com. This poor lady was so happy to be getting friend requests from old friends and then BAM, facebook shows how ugly it can get with this hilarious back and forth conversation on her wall between a recently divorced couple.

Here’s a pretty awesome video of some dude listing off the many reasons why you should start living a life outside the bounds of Facebook. I’ll be the first to admit that I enjoy Facebook. Even though I greatly reduced my time on the site, I still feel I am on it too much. As a Facebook user, this video is refreshing and gives me insight into how much I’m engorged in this world when I take notice of the way I live my life, the things I do and the people that I meet is directly affected by how it would look on Facebook. I think me and Facebook need to take a little time apart from each other.

Favorite line: “You don’t have 852 friends, you have about 4. And that’s good.”

Written by Ross Gardiner
Produced by Sonny Side Films
Music: Thievery Corporation – Marching the Hate machines
Camera: Canon 7D
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