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Girls on Fixies

14 Sep 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Artist INSA has finished his Girls on Bikes series, combining the two-wheeled cultural hip of the last few years with some seriously cute girls. Watch them ride in front of INSA’s murals across Los Angeles, London, Ghent and Hong Kong, while pretty much falling out of their clothes.

We at Zoot love fixies, and adore amazingly hot women, so umm, yea. We like this project by INSA.

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Triple Rush Trailer

06 Apr 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Premiering on April 14th at 10pm on the Travel Channel is a high intensity new show about NYC bike messengers. Im sure that this show will have some familiar added drama just like all reality shows. However, unlike others show that are out right now, I dont think that this profession really needs too much manufactured drama to make it a white knuckle ride for fans. Personally being a biker in NYC makes me really appreciate these guys to the fullest. When I see them rip by and owning traffic, I have to just pull to the side and admire their skill and fearlessness.

Triple Rush – Extended Trailer from Triple Rush on Vimeo.

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Best Craigslist Bike Ad Ever

29 Mar 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

I love when I stumble onto a Craigslist ad like this. Actually, a friend from San Francisco sent this to me, so dont ask me why hes looking for European bikes in Williamsburg NYC, but Im happy that he was because this post rules. Check out the actual post here.

Stately Dutch MILF Magnet

Date: 2010-03-01, 11:20PM EST

This is a Batavus “PERSONAL” delivery bike. It’s black, has one speed, a coaster brake, a kick stand, chain case, racks, and a dynamo lighting system. I discovered it in the basement of the Smith and Butler boutique in Carrol Gardens last October.

I am selling this bicycle because my therapist suggested I need to come to terms with my attraction to african-american women. No sister is going to date a 34 year old systems administrator riding a european grocery bike. However, when I would cruise slowly down Park Slope’s fifth avenue, panties would literally fly off of every white or asian woman with a stroller and a master’s degree.

I live in Williamsburg now and the bike confuses most of the women here. If I grow my moustache out a little and explain it only has one speed “like a fixie” I can sometimes get to second base. But for the most part I might as well have a soul patch and collect classic cameras. If you want to get some action I’d only take this baby out south of Atlantic Avenue.

Spring is coming and if you like flat-assed waspy moms who went to Vassar, this is the ride you need.

$300 O.B.O.

Location: Williamsburg
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Lush’s “Street Art Sale” Exhibit

22 Dec 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

An Australian graffiti artist who spends most of his time and effort being kind of an ass, just fired shots… at everyone for his “Street Art Sale” exhibit. From Catholics to fixed gear bikes and some of the world’s most acclaimed graffiti writers and street artists, LUSH’s solo show at the Backwoods Gallery just outside of Melbourne is wildly humorous and critical of just about every facet of hip urban culture. Most of the art is pretty hilarious, but a few pieces are just in bad taste. He made a COPE2 coffin and took a swipe at legendary subway bomber CAP. Banksy and “SPACE INGAYDERS” were not spared either. That fixed gear is also the most alarming thing ever, and since seeing it, my fixie has been put on ebay.

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