When you think of cake you usually picture a generic vanilla or chocolate round cake with icing, simple as that, call it a day. By now you understand there are some sick weirdos that roam the streets of Earth and can’t just pick up a cake at Stop and Shop, they have to make sure you remember the cake they got you, well congratulations because I wont forget these creepy awkward cakes ever. P.S. the Tom Selleck cake isn’t part of the list, I just wanted to show you what the most beautiful bad ass cake in the Universe looks like.

Kitty Litter Cake MmMMmMMmMMm, nothing like cat turds for desert.

Massive Gross Rodent Cake. Yum

Replica of Your Dead Dog Wearing A Cape Cake, not bad actually.

Clone of the Bride Cake. Creepy.

Ashtray Cake. Because there is nothing more appetizing than a spoon full of smoked cigs.

Severed Human Body Parts Cake. The eye balls are the best for sure.

Random Dead Guy In A Casket Cake. Nothing on Earth would be more awkward.

Apple Bottom Jeans Booty With Amputated Legs Cake. Also appeared someone hit her with a dart gun 17 times.


Real Dead Baby Cooked Inside A Cake Cake. Prolly not a real baby but it would of been a lot cooler if it was.

Bonus: The Reality of Marriage Cake.