As we go deeper into Dr. King’s dream, it becomes more stable, not less. For it has great depth.

“We must all not be afraid to dream a little bigger, darlings.” – Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Like I’ve said before SNL just isn’t that funny anymore. The only time SNL manages to pop up around the internet is when Andy Samberg is invovled with a new SNL Digital Short, and here is a prime example. Samberg runs into Pee Wee Herman at a bar and they end up getting shit canned together, hilarity ensues.

By now I am sure you have heard that the man with the golden voice, Ted Williams, is in rehab after a domestic altercation in Vegas with his daughter, and then admitting he had still been drinking heavily. The whole “I’ve been clean for 2 years” thing was complete bullshit. Which brings something to my attention. Yea the guy had a nice voice, but why the hell did all of the American public actually believe a bum? Just goes to show you never trust a homeless dude, they are dirty liars. Sorry I’m being mean but a guy who left his family, wife and 9 kids, and never to pay child support, hospital bills, or even talk to them in 20 years is a disgrace. This guy doesn’t deserve to get all smiles and a pat on the back. So here is his collection of mugshots, what the hell is up with the one he is wearing a doctor mask?

Isn’t he cute as hell. He has been adopted by April Parker and her two teenage daughters who found him in the animal shelter Mayflower where he had been ignored for a long time, probably because most people couldn’t see the beauty in him. Well, April had a different opinion, and now the pooch has a loving home and gracious owners. Ug is a two-year-old pointer cross with one blind eye and buck teeth, likely from inheritance.

At least the girl is hot

More pictures and story continues below on this little rat
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Call me weird but I was always a fan of James Van Der Beek, probably only because of the movie Rules of Attraction. He has recently popped back into society taking over website funnyordie.com for a week. It all started with the picture above that was an internet sensation, with people adding text and using it in many situations. So he embraced it and decided to put a spin on things. What could possibly require the full gamut of Van Der Beek over-emoting? What would merit so much sarcasm? The answer, clearly, was Jersey Shore, the only thing on earth more forced and contrived than intentionally marketing your own brand of memes. Behold! You can also check out more hilarious gifs and other stuff at Van Der Beek’s new site found here.

More JVDB reactions to gross Snookie below
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Here is another gem found on lamebook.com. This poor lady was so happy to be getting friend requests from old friends and then BAM, facebook shows how ugly it can get with this hilarious back and forth conversation on her wall between a recently divorced couple.

Make a face with toppings

When ordering from chain pizza places as well as some local joints online, they give you the option to include “special instructions”. They were probably thinking people to add certain notes like cut into 16 slices instead of 8, or don’t put sauce on half of the pizza, simple things like that. Of course people are assholes and instead ask for ridiculous things to be included with their pizza. Here are some hilarious instructions that pizza places actually followed, god bless senses of humor.

Cut into isosceles triangles

Draw a giraffe on the box (Beautiful giraffe by the way)

More great pizza instructions below
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It’s not the best time to be looking for a job and it could get pretty frustrating, especially if you know you would be a great fit for the job you’re applying for. These days it doesn’t matter how qualified you are, in fact you are probably over qualified. Well this guy pretty much has had enough of applying for jobs the traditional way and decided to put a truthful and very extensive application for work on craigslist and it is amazing, enjoy.

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out”?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If Jimmy cracks corn and noone cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

More hilarious and thought provoking life mysteries below
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