1. You see a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.

2. You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.

3. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

4. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.

5. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

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Zach sits down with Bruce Willis; one of the stars of the new movie Red, to talk about the 80s and some of the prestigious awards he has been awarded. “What you talkin bout Willis”.

So when you finally done with high school you get to leave one last quote to be cemented in the yearbook and time forever, a good chance to sound smart, motivated, and compassionate. Instead some people take that offer and really go balls to the wall and make a joke of it. I had a few friends myself that had some classic yearbook quotes from “Why do mice have shoulder blades, life is a mystery.” to “Ride or Die- DMX”, both from two of my best friends. Here are 15 classic quotes from the yearbook that are pretty hilarious.

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As a society, we don’t often stop to think about how much has changed in our lives in the past thousand years or even the past dozen. So here’s an infographical look at men throughout the ages.

I don’t think anyone is arguing that college is the best place ever invented. If you didn’t have a good time at college then something is clearly wrong with you and you should go to the stick out of your ass, shit I would have of had a blast if I attended the community college in my town. The downside of college is the actually learning and having to go to class part, I guess that’s why some people actually go to college though. While most of us took the generic classes with maybe a ball room dancing course thrown in, there are some colleges that offer some bizarre courses. I wish I was able to take Alien Sex 101 and Arguing with Judge Judy 230 my senior year.

1. Mail Order Brides: Understanding the Philippines in Southeast Asian Context Johns Hopkins University
This class is designed to “help explain the stereotyping of Filipino women.”

2. Maple Syrup: The Real Thing Alfred University
The course description reads, “the method of producing maple syrup is one of the things in our society that has endured even in today’s culture of constant change.”

3. Philosophy and Star Trek: Georgetown University
Could there be a better way to learn philosophy, or better question, could there be a worse way?

4. Star Trek and Religion: Indiana University
The course is described as “an introduction to the critical study of religion by way of popular culture.”

5. The Phallus: Occidental College

‘Nuff said.
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College Humor created this original video of the Jersey Shore RPG video game and it is priceless. Their dominant moves such as beating the beat up and GTL are included. If this game came out in 1992 I probably would have stood on line for it, hilarious stuff.

At first I was going to just put 14 pictures up of dudes that look like hot chicks but I thought that would just be down right cruel, so I mixed in some actual hot girls. The best part about this fun game is you usually say that a genuine hot girl is a dude, it’s a hard game not going to lie, and by the end you are going to feel really weird. I don’t know if anyone has been tricked by a tranny before but it can’t be a good feeling, like this poor guy.
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Our friends over at the oatmeal have done it again, this time with examples of emails people write that make us want to punch them through the computer screen. Seriously though if you take part in any of these actions while emailing get yourself a shotgun from Jason Williams house, go into the closet and shoot yourself. Too soon for Jason Williams jokes?

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The success of “The Social Network” at the box office this past weekend has many mid-20-somethings nostalgically reminiscing back to the days of “The Facebook” (circa 2004), long before the advent of so-called “privacy settings.” It was a carefree time when users needed a .edu e-mail address from a select network of schools and coeds openly posted party pics without any sort of inclination that their drunken, underage photos would seen by a prospective employer or, worse, a curious aunt or parent. Six years, hundreds of millions of users, and billions of theoretical dollars later, Mark Zuckerberg’s online Frankenstein continues to be the most culturally relevant social network on the Internet. It also continues to be the ultimate online depository for women to upload photos of themselves. In turn, every warm-blooded man with a pulse and an Internet connection has squandered countless hours gawking at pictures of hot female friends — and friends of friends — on Facebook. So it seems girls need new tactics to keep themselves looking hot and to make sure perverts keep stalking their profile. Here are the top 10 tricks girls use to look hot on their facebook.

10. Posing for Group Photos with the Infamous “Angled-Knee Trick”

Facebook must have entire servers dedicated to storing photos that are a mirror image of the example above. When a group of girls huddle up to take a photo, the posture is almost universally the same: shoulders back, one knee slightly bent, and a foot forward at an angle. Points on the hotness scale skyrocket for showing some skin.

9. Posing for Group Photos with the Infamous “Strong-Arm Trick”

The so-called “Strong-Arm Trick” is pretty much a bastard cousin of the knee-out trick, as demonstrated above in the lake vacation photos of Oregon’s Cheerleading squad. It’s traditionally an optical illusion for tough girls (think rowers and field hockey players) to lose camera pounds in their arms. The basic protocol is a three-step process. First, the girl angles her body toward the camera. Second, she places her hands on her hip. Third, she pushes her funny bone back toward their shoulder so either (a) the muscle doesn’t bulge out or (b) flab on the front and back of her arm doesn’t jiggle when the photographer snaps the picture.
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