Ive never been one for a family photo op. Dont get me wrong, I love my family, and we get along great, but there is just something so horribly whack about going to Sears and having some burn out sit you in front of a canvas pull down of the Grand Canyon, while hundreds of people walk by laughing at the fact that you and your 25 year old brother are wearing matching sweaters. Another good reason not to go out and do this is because eventually, as time passes, you will realize that the photo you thought was so damn cool, is actually the dumbest thing ever, but by then it will be to late, it will be on Zoot Patrol, being laughed at by millions of people, TRILLIONS EVEN!
Jimmy Kimmel’s Unnecessary Censorship never gets old, and this week’s is no exception. If you aren’t familiar with the bit, pretty much Kimmel takes clips from around the media and adds a censor beep to make it sound like the people are saying something totally obscene. Some of my favorites were…
“I’ve waited long enough, I’m going to fuck my wife” – Jin from Lost
”Its the best feeling the world climb on top of that cage after you fuck some dude,raw , real , nasty ” – UFC fighter
Breaking up with your significant other can be really hard. If you have awesome giraffe drawing skills though it might make things a little easier as shown below. Honestly if I got something like this from my girlfriend I would of course be mad, but you have to just shrug your shoulders and go “Eh, that is a pretty solid giraffe.”
“Fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over your french fries!” Only in America (Texas) will you find a) Someone willing to fight a whole restaurant for some fries and b) A fight won by pulling down someone’s pants. Welcome to instant Internet celebrity, Cheesburger Josh.
O look how happy everyone is, and the baby so cute. Look at the boss man by the door in the striped shirt with a smile you could see from a mile away. And Uncle Jim in the red hoody snapping photos like the paparazzi I guess of the cute kid right? Then there is mommy with her arm around her daughter during Christmas time aweeeee. Wait so what is wrong with this picture you ask, O yea its cropped, see below for the actual picture and you will notice the cute little girl doesn’t have her jaw dropped because she’s looking at her new Christmas presents, unreal dude.
1. Buying clothes from the junior section. Stop being a skank
2. Forgetting her parents’ birthdays. An all time scum bag move, they gave you birthday presents for 25 years straight, get them something, anything.
3. Making out with her BFFs at bars for attention.
4. Making out with her boyfriend at bars for attention. It’s just gross to tell you the truth
If not more than anything than a tool for pranks and reaction videos, I don’t mind chatroulette’s existence. We gave our review on how to make it fun and what it was all about when it first was introduced, but now people are clearly getting really creative with the website. I just personally like people’s reactions, to just jaw dropping staring at this kid get dome from a blonde, only to realize its not a blonde haired chick at all actually.
The “laugh track” has a long and storied history of letting morons know when to laugh. But when paired with the wrong footage, the use of a laugh track becomes highly inappropriate. These have been around for a while but with the help of break.com here is a nice collection of 5 examples that make us inappropriately laugh.
Racism + Laugh Track = Inappropriate
The Deer Hunter
Russian Roulette can be funny, but not when the players are coerced. Inappropriate!
Now unless you have been living under a rock the past two days I’m sure you’ve seen Vice President’s introduction of President Obama. If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about reference the video below, where Joe drops the F bomb like a champ. Now what we have here is a full blown meme, a concept that spreads quickly via the Internet. People said the Health Care Bill couldn’t be neatly summarized? Teddy Roosevelt had the Square Deal, FDR had the New Deal, and Harry Truman’s Fair Deal. Now we, the next generation, have “A Big Fucking Deal”, thanks Joe. I’m going to start calling Obama’s economic policies/health care bill BFD. I hope it catches on!
One letter isn’t much by itself, but when a word has one letter changed, it could make a big difference. Point in case here are ten movie posters that change only one letter, to get a totally different movie.