I think by now we have all been to a few interviews in your lives before, and we can all agree it is usually nothing more then a complete waste of time. I mean if I go to an interview and get the typical what is your greatest weakness, or where do you see yourself in 5 years, then I really don’t want to work for that person anyway. Clearly they don’t want to get to know me because everyone has prescripted answers for all those terrible questions. So here is the truth in the 6 crappiest interview questions brought to you by the always hilarious oatmeal.

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You don’t have to be a Yankee fan, or a baseball fan at all to appreciate how awesome Mickey Mantle was. Here is a letter that was sent to Mickey asking him to tell a story about the most outstanding event he had at Yankee Stadium to celebrate the rebuilding of a new home for the Yanks. His hilarious response can be seen below, Mantle ruled.

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Americans haven’t been this unanimously opposed to something since 1775. To tell you the truth I kind of enjoyed it, not going to lie. The only part that was really awkward and horrible I thought was when Slash came out and Fergie was grinding her nasty ass all over him while he was trying to play his guitar, it’s like leave the guy alone geez. Plus her voice sounded awful during that little number, other than that I gave it a solid B, America apparently doesn’t agree with me though.

The Super Bowl is more than a championship football game – it’s an All-American celebration that wouldn’t be complete without a good party. Just like you can count on a “sexy cop” to show up at a Halloween party, you can count on this dirty dozen annoying and obnoxious individuals to be at your next Super Bowl bash.

1. The Degenerate Gambler
It’s easy to mistake this guy’s intense enthusiasm as a sign of how of big this game is, but really it’s because this fascinating specimen has two large riding on just the coin toss. In between sweating over keeping up with his three different betting squares, he’ll be worried if his inside tip on the NFC’s Gatorade color preference comes through. Can later be seen on his phone with his bookie in an attempt to set up a triple parlay on the over/under on the number of beer commercials in the third, and which punter will have the higher punt yardage average.

2. Mr. “Have You Tried My Special Dip?
Can often be seen hounding anyone foolish enough to reach for the chips. This bon vivant was up at the crack of dawn chopping Applewood bacon while figuring out which form of cheddar will go into his 5-cheese blend. And he wants you to know it. To him, he created a godly gooey elixir worthy of praise; to you, he created cheese dip with a hint of sour cream.

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Step 1: Do the exact opposite of everything Dom Mazzetti is about to tell you, or maybe follow his every word, I don’t know what ever gets you laid at the end of the night.

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TwisterNederland is back with his latest montage of all things awful from around the Intertubes this past month. It pains us to watch this, but not as much as it must have hurt the people in the video.

Here’s some new music from The Lonely Island featuring Nicki Minaj. John Waters also makes a cameo which is solid.

Now I don’t consider myself socially awkward but I definitely do about 90% of the things in this awesome collection of the Socially Awkward Penguin meme. If you are not familiar pretty much Socially Awkward Penguin just points out really weird and awkward things you do in public. You know how when you’re walking down the street and realize you’re going the wrong way, you pretend to pat your pockets and pretend you forgot something so you can turn around without alerting strangers that you were just really walking in the wrong direction? Yea well this is a collection of all hilarious things like that, enjoy weirdos.

More hilarious Socially Awkward Penguin moments below
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