Right now you are probably like the rest of the world, and sitting in a cubicle hating life right now, staring outside the window while the snow piles up, and just thinking to yourself that getting into a 9 vehicle car crash on the highway would be better then working right now. And you are probably right because your job probably isn’t all that fun, but on the bright side, there are worse jobs out there, and here are some pictures to make you feel better about the shitty job that you have.

More terrible jobs in action below
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It’s Fridayyyy babyyyy, so that means it’s time to drink and maybe it’s your birthday. Maybe you’re low on cash and somebody offers to buy you one of these shots. Whatever the case may be, avoid these shots at all costs or you’ll find yourself visiting the porcelain god. But at the same time, you aren’t really going to turn down a free shot of alcohol, even if it is called Gorilla Puke, are you, yea didn’t think so you alcoholic.

1. Gorilla Puke

Have you ever seen a gorilla puke? This is why.

Ingredients
- ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
- ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey

2. Liquid Steak

The cheapest steak on earth.

Ingredients
- 1½ oz. Barcardi 151
- Worcestershire Sauce

The rest of the gross shots below
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Isn’t he cute as hell. He has been adopted by April Parker and her two teenage daughters who found him in the animal shelter Mayflower where he had been ignored for a long time, probably because most people couldn’t see the beauty in him. Well, April had a different opinion, and now the pooch has a loving home and gracious owners. Ug is a two-year-old pointer cross with one blind eye and buck teeth, likely from inheritance.

At least the girl is hot

More pictures and story continues below on this little rat
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I think we can all agree that most sequels suck, actually every sequel blows except for Rocky 4, Back to the Future 2, Terminator 2, Mighty Ducks 2 and ummm yea that’s it. So the cinephiles over at BoxOfficeQuant created an interesting chart which compares the Rotten Tomatoes ratings and domestic box office gross for films and their sequels. Domestic gross is represented by bubble size. (Click image for billboard sized enlargement)

Here is a collection of Craigslist postings that will make you scratch your head as well as creeping you the hell out. You may think you know how to spot dangerous people online, but sometimes the warning signs are less than apparent. Here are ten real life examples of Craigslist ads you probably shouldn’t respond to, unless your into this kind of sick stuff.

More creepy postings below, and trust me they get worse.
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I’m pretty sure the lady in this video shares the same feelings I do when it comes to roller coasters. Sure, some consider them the epitome of excitement — flying through the air at top speed, whizzing and whirling in different directions, up and down, left and right, all under the control of some guy at a switch making minimum wage. But to me (and this lady), a roller coaster ride is the ultimate nightmare, and just writing about it has made me second-guess getting lunch today. Personally, I don’t want to defy gravity. I don’t want to feel my stomach where my heart should be, and my heart where my throat should be. And I certainly don’t want to pay for it. But this poor, poor woman was either pushed by friends and family into strapping in or she just made a terrible mistake the second she stepped afoot the roller coaster. Because, holy wow, the thing that happens to her in midair is something you never want to happen to you midair. (Not safe for the squeemish.)

That is the face of a man who’s seen the horror of a place so vile, it makes me shiver in terror at the mere thought of it…..Let’s hope we don’t have to see something this violent in the near future. Party it up, have a good weekend.