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You can take this detailed chart however you want. For some people you will use this as a way of life, and totally transform yourself into the ultimate hipster. Main point, BROOKLYN BROOKLYN BROOKLYN. But for me I am going to use this important guide as a “How To Spot An Asshole”. With all this knowledge I will now know who to immediately make fun of and throw rocks at when they ride past me on their fixed gear bike blasting The Smiths CD on a 1984 boom box.

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Clearly none of the X-Men are on match.com, geez guys branch out a little, there are a lot of hot babes out there in the world, and unlike us normal people, you can just fly to another country if you have an embarrassing date. Stupid X-Men with their stupid powers and not taking advantage MY GOSH.