So a few weeks ago a friend of mine put up a status on facebook saying “You’re a dbag if:_____________?” Of course people quickly added their personal opinions on what constitutes on being a dbag. While the obvious reasons are stated like looking or acting like a character from the Jersey Shore show is a given, there are some others that I found pretty funny, for instance, if you’re Fred Flinstone, you’re a dbag, why? I dunno why but it’s funny. Check out the whole thread below.
Check out the other 40 plus comments in the thread below.
The sports world is rife with double entendre and pun opportunities, so it should come as no surprise that, intentionally or accidentally, print media can perhaps string some words together in a headline that might come across as a little…odd or unfortunate. Factor in headlines about a sex scandal and you’ve go the trappings of some damn funny headlines.
I’m pretty sure the lady in this video shares the same feelings I do when it comes to roller coasters. Sure, some consider them the epitome of excitement — flying through the air at top speed, whizzing and whirling in different directions, up and down, left and right, all under the control of some guy at a switch making minimum wage. But to me (and this lady), a roller coaster ride is the ultimate nightmare, and just writing about it has made me second-guess getting lunch today. Personally, I don’t want to defy gravity. I don’t want to feel my stomach where my heart should be, and my heart where my throat should be. And I certainly don’t want to pay for it. But this poor, poor woman was either pushed by friends and family into strapping in or she just made a terrible mistake the second she stepped afoot the roller coaster. Because, holy wow, the thing that happens to her in midair is something you never want to happen to you midair. (Not safe for the squeemish.)
There’s nothing better than sticking it to THE MAN. The best way in doing this is to broadcast your message to the community on a giant 20 foot billboard. Although these examples don’t show the most artistic graffiti we’ve seen before, they sure make up for creativity and humor.
I think we can all agree that everyone looks better with a tan, but just like anything else there is a point where it goes too far. In some of these cases it is just all about being in the sun wayyyyyy too long, which at least they are out and about, chilling on the beach having a good time, on the other hand some of these people spent way too long in the tanning bed and or caked on the self tanning lotion to a point it makes them look like an oompa loompa. Take this post as some advice, get a nice tan, but don’t go overboard unless you want to look like a clown, or get skin cancer and die.
More hilarious and ridiculous tans below.
Here is a hilarious video of some guy commentating his final play of an online Madden game against a guy named Gumby. He not only gives step by step action, but he goes into the mind of the Packer’s receiver Greg Jennings. Looks like Monday Night Football has a new commentator. And if you wanted another classic commentary on a video game, check this one out.
Facebook: it’s a dangerous place. When Mark Zuckerberg wiped his ass with the privacy settings, thousands of people found themselves sharing things they never wanted to share. And with oversharing comes serious ownage. Here’s 10 of the most vicious Facebook ownings I’ve ever witnessed. (some we have posted here before, but for the good of the list they had to be included again.) Have a good weekend zooters PARTY ONNNNNN.
9 Revoke her PETA membership
This girl set herself up so hard with this it’s not even funny.
Our friends over at the Oatmeal have done it again. This might be one of my favorite one’s they have done, just because of the accuracy of each ridiculous kind of photo people put up. If your a culprit of posting these kinds of photos found below, get it together immediately, please.
1. You see a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.
2. You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.
3. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
4. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
5. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.