So when you finally done with high school you get to leave one last quote to be cemented in the yearbook and time forever, a good chance to sound smart, motivated, and compassionate. Instead some people take that offer and really go balls to the wall and make a joke of it. I had a few friends myself that had some classic yearbook quotes from “Why do mice have shoulder blades, life is a mystery.” to “Ride or Die- DMX”, both from two of my best friends. Here are 15 classic quotes from the yearbook that are pretty hilarious.

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College Humor created this original video of the Jersey Shore RPG video game and it is priceless. Their dominant moves such as beating the beat up and GTL are included. If this game came out in 1992 I probably would have stood on line for it, hilarious stuff.

At first I was going to just put 14 pictures up of dudes that look like hot chicks but I thought that would just be down right cruel, so I mixed in some actual hot girls. The best part about this fun game is you usually say that a genuine hot girl is a dude, it’s a hard game not going to lie, and by the end you are going to feel really weird. I don’t know if anyone has been tricked by a tranny before but it can’t be a good feeling, like this poor guy.
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Our friends over at the oatmeal have done it again, this time with examples of emails people write that make us want to punch them through the computer screen. Seriously though if you take part in any of these actions while emailing get yourself a shotgun from Jason Williams house, go into the closet and shoot yourself. Too soon for Jason Williams jokes?

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This is easily the most gangster soccer team you have ever seen in your life. I’m sure when this squad rolled up onto the field the opposing teams just shit their pants, forfeited, and bounced. I can picture this squad rolling off of a tour bus, doors open with smoke pouring out, Wu-Tang cranking, and the little girl leading the charge with that mean mugging face. This little girl is in the running with this boss that we posted a while back.

Thank god Justin Bieber is a 51 year old pedophile. I was starting to get depressed with the thought that a 10 year old boy with a dyke cut was getting more action than I am. This news report will explain everything you need to know, very shocking stuff.

Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

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If you missed the previous installment of great exam answers, you can see it here. As always if your going to bomb a test, you should make sure you at least bomb it in style and give someone a good laugh while your at, as shown in these wonderful answers. Hopefully one of these kids becomes our president in 30 years.

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I meant to post this a few days ago but totally forgot too, but the awesomness is still very much fresh. According to PongoResume, you shouldn’t make video resumes with the all the shit Dave does in his. According to me, you absolutely fucking should. Hey, you’re a self-motivated guy with PowerPoint expertise trying to get ahead in 2k10 — why not give your personal brand some extra juice by making a video resume?

If you miss Conan O’Brien as much as we do, then you are probably really starting to have withdrawals like us. Luckily he is starting to take questions from people and then answer them with a video response. Of course they are hilarious and awesome. Below is a video response from Conan on a question asking him what his favorite sandwich was that he got to try on his time off from television. Conan not only answers the question, but gives a tutorial on how to make this tasty sandwich, prepare to laugh your ass off. Reminder Conan returns November 8th on TBS, THANK GOD.