We featured Stjarnan Iceland’s fish celebration a while back, found here if you missed it, but these guys aren’t just a one trick pony. They recently have been catching buzz for their human toilet celebration which is found below after the jump, but they have been doing this sort of thing for a while now. The team actually dedicates a time slot after practice to come up with and rehearse different goal celebrations. For the most part they are all awesome and below is a montage of all their best celebrations to date, my favorite might be the Rambo one, just murdering the whole field haha.

human toilet celebration found below.
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As much as I would love to tell all of you that these were done by kids at an elementary school, and that the youth of America is finally picking up on how ridiculous hipsters are, I can’t. They were done by Molly Lewis the artist formerly known as sweetafton23 (http://sweetafton23.com/) who does some great nerdy songs about Mr T, My Space, stalking astronauts, and peeps. She’s Molly23 on Twitter (where she posted the pics of them first).” I don’t see how you can not laugh at a dinosaur rocking tight cut off jean shorts a flanel smoking American Spirit cigs while drinking a pbr and talking about Elliot Smith.

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Hope everyone had a good Labor Day weekend, of course we did hence the little vacation from posting new material we took. To get back in the swing of things lets start off with some bizarre sex laws from around the world. All I have to say is I am glad I don’t live in any of these places. The only sex law from where I live is that they have to be 18, and I’m cool with that. These sex laws are a little bit over the top though if you ask me. As always click on the image to enlarge for better viewing.

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First off above are some honorable mentions, but one thing I remember about college is trying your best to trick out your apartment or dorm. I for one was a huge advocate of pimping out the place as much as possible. My freshman year I did the Christmas lights everywhere, sophomore year we made a huge “2210″, our apartment number, made out of 30 cases on the wall, and senior year built a 10 foot mahogany bar (although not thought to be by some), with two t.v.’s in the corners and had a 6 foot projection screen on the other wall. But before all these progressions, one classic thing was always involved, the poster. My one friend at college stole, umm I mean found, literally over 30 posters from a poster fair on campus one year. So of course he got every single one on this list with many more that are found at dorms all around the world, so I am very familiar with these bad boys, here are the top 10 most cliche dorm room posters.

1. “College”

This guy is…

A frosh. John Belushi chugging Jack Daniels straight out of the bottle with an American flag in the background is a trans-generational homage to the best damn four years of your life. Not only is it the Mona Lisa of dorm-room decor, but it’s also arguably the most ubiquitous college poster of all time.
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So after the success and hilarity of the first part seen here, in comes part 2. There are some real gems in here so it’s hard to pick a favorite, but I am a big fan of Lyndon B. Johnson and Custer posts, that’s just me though. Happy Friday enjoy.

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It is no new scientific finding that women and men think very differently, but here are some prime examples of the thought process behind 13 common terms.

1. WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.

2. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car’s hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

3. LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.
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If you’re going to be a bum and ask for money from people to do nothing whatsoever in exchange, at least have a funny sign to make me chuckle. That is my philosophy anyway and here is a collection of some good signs from homeless people around the map. All of these would probably get at least a quarter out of me, so bums if you are reading this on your new mac laptop, while sitting in Starbucks sipping your soy chai, take notes and get creative.

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You have seen her before. Black stringy hair, pale skin, coke bottle glasses. She is greasy and wasted. Her nipples showing through her Urban Outfitter tank top. She smokes American Spirit cigarettes and thinks she is too fucking cool for school. You think to yourself “What would it take to fuck this chick?” ,”I’m not nearly as cool as her.” Think again!! She is actually very easy to manipulate into the face down, ass up position as long as you know the right things to say. Hipster sluts only care about parties and bullshit and getting ahead in the party scene. If you make her feeble mind think that you are cool and important you might even get to cum on her face and/or her anchor tattoos. Maybe even wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy.

10. Tell her you work at American Apparel and receive a super rad 50% discount.

Hipster sluts love skanky, overpriced clothing. American Apparel is the mecca of super cool, coochie hugging pants. Their advertisements look like a 13 year old girls first foray into porn and are the inspiration of hipster chicks facebook photos. If you tell her you can get her into the newest nylon scoop back pencil dress for less, you will definitely get her out of her gold lame pants right then and there.

9. Grow a mustache or a beard.

Facial hair. The golden ticket. If you have a burly beard or a creepy looking mustache chances are you will be giving free mustache rides to the whole Lower East Side. Bonus points if you wear a flannel shirt and look like a child molester.
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O.K. chances are your girlfriend hasn’t dated every single one of these kind of guys, and if she has you are officially dating a whore, but these are your typical past competition. For your sake you better hope your girlfriend didn’t date a doctor because I’m sure your Stop and Shop pay checks aren’t impressing her socks off if you know what I mean.

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