Everyone in the world seems to be a huge fan of The Jersey Shore, I for one am not, but I do think their ridiculous behavior and quotes are hilarious. Snooki is the ultimate absurd and moron quote machine, and I can only imagine the gems we are going to get in season 2. To hold you off until the season 2 premiere here are the 12 best quotes from the talented and beautiful Snooki.
This collection shows the weirdest people you can meet on beaches in the USA. These are not hot girls in bikinis, as you might have hoped. From my guess most of these people are found on boardwalks of California. While the beaches are beautiful at Venice, Malibu, etc. they have the biggest collection of bums and weirdos as well. So next time your dreaming of visiting the boardwalks of Americas beaches thinking it’s going to be flooded with hot babes that want to have sex with you, here is a wake up call of the reality of what you will most likely find strolling around.
If you missed the first part we posted back in April, you can check it out here. Part 2 is just as good as the first if not better. For those who haven’t seen the first, this is pretty much an exact interpretation of how girls act when they get together. The accuracy of this is mind blowing, and it had me laughing throughout the whole video, definitely a must see. Girls don’t you see how ridiculous you are? (jk we love you all, but seriously your ridiculous.)
Now while I don’t support cops beating the shit out of people and acting like asshole, I can see why they are so angry and aggressive when they get some real action. You never hear about all the bullshit calls and complaints cops receive on a daily basis, and here is a collection of just a few complaints that will blow your mind. Judging from this collection most are complaints about dumb college kids acting like, well, dumb college kids. Every complaint and call needs to be taken seriously by the police, and when you look at these you can see why when officers actually get a call worth beating some ass over, they take full advantage. For the most part though it seems liek cops have to deal with the most ridiculous complaints on Earth.
While some of these names consist of having just an unfortunate last name, where you can’t really do much about it, there are also some names given by parents with the intention to torture their child for their whole life. You would think in certain situations it would be common sense to not name your child Mike, if his last name is Cunto. In that case you mind as well just name your kid Ballsac, it will have the same effect on his tortured life. Here is a large collection of unfortunate names, be thankful you have a boring name shared by millions.
Whenever I take a set of pictures from the night before, I usually try to look at the background to find some funny action going on. This set of pictures does just that and is very funny. Each photograph has a unique and hilarious background. Be attentive to the details as they will make you laugh, from chicks leaving their tampons in the open, to guys on the dance floor really trying to get after it.
Product reviews posted by customers at the web’s most famous e-commerce site, Amazon.com, are a useful tool when buying online, but it seems some customers have too much time on their hands and have been playing around with them. Meet some of the funniest reviews we’ve seen.
It’s a new Old Spice Ad. What more do you need to know? He’s walking on water. He’s sawing a counter-top. He’s diving into a jacuzzi. My favorite part is the way that the motor bike is already running. I have legit started buying Old Spice deodorant strictly on these ads, and I smell great, becasue I’m a man baby.
This collection of the 10 Most Awkward Sports Interviews as determined by ESPN’s Sportscenter has been around for a couple years, but it’s still pretty damn fantastic. It features arguably the greatest moments in the careers of such amazing athletes as Mike Tyson, Shaquille O’Neal, and Joe Namath among others.
Nothing says “hardcore thug” more than putting on your cool face and flashing some bills for the camera. Honestly, we were reluctant to make this post because we feared it will make people realize they look stupid when they do this shit, and honestly, it’s pretty funny. So if you are one of those ‘flash money for the camera’ tards, please continue doing what you’re doing. I will bet none of these idiots have an actual job or money for that matter so keep pimpin playas.