Whether you believe in Jesus or not, I think we can all agree regardless he is a pretty good guy. You never heard any stories of Jesus being a complete asshole to anyone or committing any crimes. That is what makes these pictures so great. Here are some examples of everyone’s homeboy J.C. being a complete dick to people, LOL.

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Dear, ladies. This is what you sound like to the rest of us. Hopefully by portraying this putrid behavior in a different light we will be able to finally get through to you guys that your ridiculous

Breaking up with your significant other can be really hard. If you have awesome giraffe drawing skills though it might make things a little easier as shown below. Honestly if I got something like this from my girlfriend I would of course be mad, but you have to just shrug your shoulders and go “Eh, that is a pretty solid giraffe.”

By now I’m sure a lot of you have seen this picture found above. If not it’s pretty self explanatory. It is at a baseball game when the bat slipped out of a hitters hands and flew into the stands hitting this man in the face breaking his jaw, or I assume it did by the looks of it. Either way, look at the picture more closely, every single person in the picture is reacting to the bat or at least looking in it’s direction like any normal person would do in that situation, except for one person, can you see that person, or should I say, Boss?

Clearly this little girl can care less about a baseball bat flying 3 centimeters from her face at 200 miles per hour, she apparently has more important shit to focus on.

Now unless you have been living under a rock the past two days I’m sure you’ve seen Vice President’s introduction of President Obama. If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about reference the video below, where Joe drops the F bomb like a champ. Now what we have here is a full blown meme, a concept that spreads quickly via the Internet. People said the Health Care Bill couldn’t be neatly summarized? Teddy Roosevelt had the Square Deal, FDR had the New Deal, and Harry Truman’s Fair Deal. Now we, the next generation, have “A Big Fucking Deal”, thanks Joe. I’m going to start calling Obama’s economic policies/health care bill BFD. I hope it catches on!

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Like it or not, people will formulate opinions and ideas about you based on their initial observations, like how you dress, who you’re with, and what kind of vehicle you drive. You have to be careful, though, because sometimes the message that you think you’re sending isn’t always the one that people receive. Here’s what your car really says about you:

Sports Car

What You Think It Says: There are three kinds of people in this world: old people, pussies, and people who think that speed limits are for old people and pussies. I’m in the latter category. I live on the edge of my seat all the time. I’m an accomplished guy. I’ve been successful in life and I don’t mind showing it off a little bit. Plus, I saw something on the internet that said chicks are instinctively aroused by the sound of a revving engine.

What It Really Says: Small penis + Midlife Crisis = This Guy.

Sedan

What You Think It Says: I am a completely normal person. I might have a family, but it consists of no more than two children. Sometimes I have friends that I need to take places. Sometimes I go to the grocery store and buy so much bologna and pickles that I can’t fit it all in my trunk. For these reasons, I require the use of a backseat from time to time, so I have chosen to drive a car that gives me the extra passenger/cargo room while still being economical and compact.

What It Really Says: I’m an unremarkable person who lives alone, unless you count my cat, which I do every year on my taxes. I mark myself down as Head of Household, though. Suck it, Mr. Whiskers!
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I know we rag on annoying and ridiculous Facebook users a lot, but this list of “How to Suck at Face” via the Oatmeal was too accurate not too share. Not to mention the simplistic art work that accompanies the info is pretty funny. Let’s just say we are trying to spread the word of people’s outrageous behavior on the book, to make it a better and safer place for all users, enjoy.

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