February is coming to an end so that only means one thing, no not that winter is ending, more like a lot of people failed miserably and youtube user Twisternederland7 was there to round them all up in one nice little video. You really can’t go wrong with a fail video compilation, just sit back and enjoy the little time of people failing a lot worse then you, if that is even possible.

When you have a video with Emily Blunt, Scarlet Johansson, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, and Lindsay Lohan humping big balls, you can’t really go wrong. Here is the latest sketch video from Jimmy Kimmel’s tonight show full of hilariousness. Jessica Biel is definitely the best in this video, her straight face humping is pretty amazing, I like her even more now, if that is even possible.

Although marching band’s get made fun of a lot by the media, they are pretty awesome if you think about it. They are a fraternity of hundreds of kids deep, they get front row for every major sports game, as well as being able to travel with the team, and they get to jam out all day in which some of the kids actually get scholarships for. Doesn’t sound so bad to me, and supposedly band chicks are freaks in the bed, that is just what I’ve heard though. This video below shows George Mason’s Green Machine marching band and how awesome school bands can be if the right song is chosen, and you can see how excited they are, especially the creature in the front with the red shirt, geez chill out sparky.

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You can take this detailed chart however you want. For some people you will use this as a way of life, and totally transform yourself into the ultimate hipster. Main point, BROOKLYN BROOKLYN BROOKLYN. But for me I am going to use this important guide as a “How To Spot An Asshole”. With all this knowledge I will now know who to immediately make fun of and throw rocks at when they ride past me on their fixed gear bike blasting The Smiths CD on a 1984 boom box.

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You never know when you are going to have to communicate with a deaf person in a time of need, so that is why we got your back. Here is a list of only the most essential things you would need to say to someone who is deaf, like “I want to flick you right in your ugly face.” and “RAWRR, I’m a dinosaur.” you can thank us later when you are stuck in a life threatening situation and you were saved because of the sign language you learned from Zoot.

Even if you gave your Valentine a shitty box of chocolates and nothing else, it was better then this guy’s gift, aka the most disturbing Valentine’s Day gift EVER. This was done for a Brazilian TV show and the girl in the video, Dani Bolina, is a cast member. The reason she couldn’t get out was because the doors on the car were fixed, like a police car. Soooo now that car is completely infested with cockroaches, was it worth it? DEFINITELY.

So the weekend is here and that usually means one thing, getting drunk and partying. Well sadly I have work tomorrow and I am not going to be getting as drunk as this baby below, which is friggen hilarious. All babies are is little drunk people. They walk around wobbling all over the place, falling down, which usually leads to just crawling on the dirty floor. They touch everything in sight and if they don’t get it they start crying. Then they will usually sit there staring at a wall for 5 minutes and then puke all over them selves. Does this sound familiar? Yes, it is exactly how you acted last Friday night and you are about to do it again, CHEERS (For a better funnier explanation of this watch this video.). That is why I found this video so hilarious, a baby getting shitfaced and trashing a restaurant. When we as adults drink, we act like 1 year old babies, the irony of it is pure gold. Best part is when the baby coughs up the beans at 1:03, then smells and looks at the wine like she is going to war. This is a trailer for the short movie “Las Palmas” by Johannes Nyholm.

Let’s not kid ourselves here, sex is fun, and with fun usually comes some kind of danger, and in this case it is actually very high. Out of all the sex that occurs in the world 33% of that hanky panky results in injury. We have all had our share fair of injuries and they are something to laugh about afterwards, pretty much if you aren’t getting injured somewhat you aren’t living. One time at a highschool house party I was making out with a girl in the bathroom. She was sitting on the counter and I was standing up. All of a sudden I smelt something burning badly and quickly realized her whole back was on fire from a candle by the sink, she was wearing some ugly sweater so it quickly ignited to say the least. It was funny, but not until after the fact that I had to throw her on the floor and smuther her, smacking the shit out of her back. This is one of those instance I’m glad no injuries were reported, I could have done 25 to life for that one.

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Jenna Mourey, aka JennaMarbles who is hot and funny, almost extinct combo, is back again with another hilarious video. If you aren’t familiar with her, she is a writer for a division of barstool sports, and she is also the creator of the over 12 million viewed hit video, how to trick people into thinking you’re good looking. In this video she gives you a full proof way to end a conversation you have no interest in being in. Guy tries to talk to you at a bar, solved, bum stopping you for change and won’t leave you alone, solved. This move can work in virtually any situation and get that annoying asshole away from you and have you back to enjoying your day in no time. So get a pen and pad because Jenna is about to drop some knowledge on you.