Not only is the human race slowly being overthrown by the hipster community but now even animals are becoming hipsters apparently according to artist Dyna Moe.

See more hilarious hipster animals below

You can take this detailed chart however you want. For some people you will use this as a way of life, and totally transform yourself into the ultimate hipster. Main point, BROOKLYN BROOKLYN BROOKLYN. But for me I am going to use this important guide as a “How To Spot An Asshole”. With all this knowledge I will now know who to immediately make fun of and throw rocks at when they ride past me on their fixed gear bike blasting The Smiths CD on a 1984 boom box.

So this is pretty much how it went down. Everyone was telling people they had to listen to Arcade Fire and they were an awesome band. A lot of people did listen to them but they pretty much stayed somewhat out of the spotlight, aka they were still cool. They just won best album of the year now are getting very big and being blasted on the radio left and right, aka not cool anymore, I liked Arcade Fire before they won best album of the year at the Grammy’s, says me in my best snotty hispter voice I can imitate. Well if you still don’t know who Arcade Fire, you better learn quick, unless you want this to happen to you, see below.

We haven’t made fun of hipsters in a while here so I guess it’s about that time again. Here is a really popular internet meme, the hipster cat. If you are not familiar pretty much it is just a cat dressed up as a hipster with hilarious hipster sayings attached, pretty straight forward. Alright well good talk, enjoy the hipster cats, see you out there.

A bunch more of Hipster Cat below

Here is a nice little montage with a bunch that have already been shown above, but there a few gems that makes it worth it to post, I especially like the “I have a sophisticated palate, two PBR’s please.”

Charles Bronson, one of the most bad ass actors of all time, doing his daily duty to America, killing hipsters on the reg. “Turn that down hipster, no one wants to here your playlist.”

So obviously by now you can tell we like making fun of hipsters and their style, what can we say they are an easy target, it’s not like they can beat us up. So in this edition we take a look at the thought of if super heros were hipsters brought to you by the guys over at college humor.

As much as I would love to tell all of you that these were done by kids at an elementary school, and that the youth of America is finally picking up on how ridiculous hipsters are, I can’t. They were done by Molly Lewis the artist formerly known as sweetafton23 (http://sweetafton23.com/) who does some great nerdy songs about Mr T, My Space, stalking astronauts, and peeps. She’s Molly23 on Twitter (where she posted the pics of them first).” I don’t see how you can not laugh at a dinosaur rocking tight cut off jean shorts a flanel smoking American Spirit cigs while drinking a pbr and talking about Elliot Smith.

9. Grow a mustache or a beard.

Facial hair. The golden ticket. If you have a burly beard or a creepy looking mustache chances are you will be giving free mustache rides to the whole Lower East Side. Bonus points if you wear a flannel shirt and look like a child molester.

8. Update your Ipod with whiny, noisy tunes.

This is very crucial in your quest for indie pussy. Music equals life for these girls. You must be down with Animal Collective. Get acquainted with The Smiths, tell them Morrissey is your hero. Tell them how you knew about MGMT before they were MGMT. Don’t limit yourself to just indie, listen to gangsta rap too. It will make you seem ironic and bad ass.

7. Stop eating animals.

Yep, That’s right! No more late night ham and cheese sandwiches. You must be a vegan. You must enjoy yummy tofu. Eating meat is murder dude and cheese and milk is a no go. If you lie they will totally taste it in your cum.

6. Invest in a fixed gear bicycle.

You will look super dope riding down Graham on your “fixie” . You must call it a “fixie”. Beware though these bikes do not come equipped with brakes and stop by skidding. Hopefully you will skid into a hot slut literally and figuratively.

5. Get a really original tattoo.

Original meaning a tattoo that no other person besides another hipster would have. Boom box, music notes, lyrics to a Cure song, a tiger, a swallow or even the Twitter whale. Why the fuck not? Chances are she probably has the same shitty ink somewhere on her emaciated frame. Besides people do dumb shit for love and sex. Two word. Trojan Horse.

4. Tell her you are a visual artist.

It really doesn’t matter if you have the skills to be an artist. Hell, you don’t even need the materials. You can take a piece of paper, smear dog shit on it and she will think it’s deep. Bonus points if you tell her the piece is called “lamenting on the U.S government during the Bush administration.

3. Let her know your dad was in some 70’s band with a hit song.

It will make you seem all sorts of Sean Lennon cool. It doesn’t even have to be a real band, just make up a name like “The Montana River Band” or something like that. Tell her your mom was a famous Brazilian model who hung out at Studio 54. She will be all ready to fuck some rock royalty.

2. Have an endless supply of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Jack Daniels at your Williamsburg loft.

Party girls want nothing more than cheap beer, whiskey and a shower stall to make out with their best friend in. In fact the more Pabst the better. Pabst bottle opener, belt buckle, towels. These hipster sluts have made this piss beer so popular the company was able to sell for 250 million. The Williamsburg loft can be a studio on top of a Bodega in Bushwick. These girls are so wasted they do not know the difference.

And finally,
1. Become a party photographer.

hipsterThis is the end all, be all of hipster pussy chasing. You would not believe what these girls will do at a club if you are a party photographer. They will suck, fuck, blow, snort just about anyone or anything to have their nudes featured on a hipster party blog. All you need is about 600 bucks to buy a Canon EOS Rebel and a few dollars to get into a party. They will flock to you like maggots on shit and before you know it you will have documentation of the most wild night of your life. You will be infamous on the party circuit, You will be the hipster Ash Ketchum, like Pokemon. Gotta catch em all (and you will).

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Here’s 15 pictures of douchebag hipsters who sit high on a pedestal, thinking all day of ways they are better than you. While I don’t mind some slight hipster style choices, there is a very fine line, and all these hipster crossed it about 50 times over. You would think at some point one of these dirts would look themselves in the mirror and know that they look like a dirty female skank from a bad 1980′s music video.

Anyone can be a hipster… Even a baby. Although they are really victims of their parents’ fashion regimes, hipster babies are just as cute — if not cuter — than any other hipster, which isn’t hard since all hipsters look like dirty new age hippies who haven’t showered in 7 years.

Probably listening to Elliot Smith

Chill out bro life isn’t so bad yet.

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Probably representing his bowling team, or maybe he is already a gas attendant.

Sonic Youth, good choice of tunes for a hipster

She knows every street vendor in Brooklyn by first name.

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