Still Think We Are Alone In The Universe?

28 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments


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For some reason I actually do think we are the only ones in this tiny tiny universe, as obviously depicted by the picture above. Either way it is weird as hell to think about a whole other civilization living out their lives a trillion light years away. It’s pretty ridiculous of myself to think we are by ourselves, but you know what they say, believe in nothing you hear and only half of what you see, and I aint seen shit yet.

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Skinny Girls Gone Fat

01 Mar 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Now I don’t mean to be mean, and I guess this post is kind of mean, but whatever its cool to see skinny chicks just let go eat tons of bacon, and put the pounds on. What you should really take from this post instead of saying, “holy crap that girl got big.”, is that you should never be mean to big girls. While yes, big girls might not be your thing, that is fine, but this is proof that big girls can drop a few pounds and become smoking hot, there are hot girls hidden under the fat in some cases. And not only will they become smoking hot after the weight reduction, but they will be cool, because 90% of big girls are cool and fun, because they pretty much have to or else no one will talk to them, so enjoy, I love you big girls.

Many more skinny chicks who blew past adding the freshman 15 and went all out.
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10 Chicks That Could Kick The Crap Out Of You

28 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

When you think of female bodybuilders, the word “revolting” immediately springs to mind. For years, men have been drawn to taught, fit women. However, things get dicey when the line moves from taught and fit to “works out until one looks like an androgynous sea creature.” Well, guess which camp the residents of this list fall into? These women are beautiful in their own way, which is a nice way of saying that they’re beautiful in no way at all. Some of these images COULD be Photoshopped. Dear Lord, I hope that some of these images have been Photoshopped. Otherwise…yuck. Here are twenty women who could stand to put down the weights and maybe just stick to power pilates.

1. Brooklyn

Yeah. “Woman.” Ok, whatever. That poor plant behind her…

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Coolest Stage Ever

10 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Check out this incredible floating stage on Lake Constance in Bregenz, Austria. The Bregenzer Festspiele (Bregenz Festival) has become renowned for its unconventional staging of shows. Verdi’s opera, “A Masked Ball” in 1999, featured a giant book being read by a skeleton.

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Largest Sea Creatures Ever Caught

17 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments


Getting left out in the ocean for dead is probably one of the scariest thing ever considering the creatures that swim the waters. What is even scarier is when you think of these creatures nipping at your toes and multiplying their size by 5. Below is a collection of the biggest sea creatures ever caught, the scary thing is I’m sure there are much bigger species of each kind that have never been seen. Hopefully I never have to run into any of these mutants next time I’m skinny dipping in my local pond.

1. Largest Catfish Ever Caught – Thailand
This Grizzly bear sized catfish measures in at nearly 9 feet long. This might just be the largest freshwater fish ever on record. Thai villagers tried to keep the giant catfish alive, but despite great efforts, it died and was eaten by the villagers. This species of catfish is listed as “critacally endangered” by the IUCN (World Conservative Union). This catfish specimen was caught in the Chiang Khong district, and is the biggest one caught since 1981. Due to the nature of this rare catch, the World Wildlife Fund is teaming up with the National Geographic Society to study the planet earth’s largest freshwater fish.


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