Unless you have a Picasso-sized bank account, finding truly unique and personalized art isn’t easy. Voiceprints offers just that, at an affordable price. The prints visually depict your voice. You choose what you say – an inspirational message, a note to someone, a few curse words – and Voiceprints turns it into an original piece of art. Along with the message, you can also select the print’s colors and the size of your new piece. They will run you $120 and up, check out the site for more info found here.
Surprise, the best version of something entitled “black ops” this year isn’t the much ballyhooed game, but an equally sinister and consumable product, Brooklyn Black Ops Beer. The official stance of Brooklyn Brewery is this: Brooklyn Black Ops beer does not exist, and that’s a damn fine way to start a beer. My favorite beer during the winter hands down is Brooklyn Chocolate Stout, so when I saw this I got pretty excited. The Russian Imperial Stout has been covertly brewed, hidden from normal brew operations and prying eyes. First aged 4 months in Bourbon barrels, then bottled flat and allowed to re-ferment with Champagne yeast in bottles, Black Ops delivers a legion of robust flavors: chocolate, coffee, vanilla oak, and strong notes of bourbon. The beer is a decisive victory and as you can see, bottled in an equally winning package. The only catch? Reportedly, only 1,000 cases of the elixir have been brewed and they’re hard as hell to find with a price tag to match. $26 per bottle.
Pop a cap off on your favorite beverage with MadeByAmmo’s stainless steel Bullet Bottle Opener. Bonus: you can carry this symbol of manliness around, since it doubles as a key-chain.
* Machined from Solid Stainless Steel round bar
* Extremely Heavy Duty
* Weight: 2.7 oz. (77 g)
* Overall Size: 2.9″ tall x 0.5″ diameter (at base)
* Made in the USA
* Includes soft fabric pouch
Back to the Future 2 is back on zootpatrol, and the awesomeness continues. Now is your chance to own the actual gear used by Marty McFly including the resizing jacket, the 2015 Nike Mag shoes, and the freakin actual Delorean, wow. www.profilesinhistory.com is a very well known auction website, that features authentic stuff from your favorite movies and t.v. shows, and this time they are auctioning off BTTF swag. If you are even thinking about taking one of these bad boys home, you better be bringing your check book because they aint going to be cheap. I really wish I could roll to Rucker Park and get into a pick up game rocking the Marty mcFly 2015 Nikes, then go on to getting dunked on, shit on, and thrown off the court.
Ever wondered how to own your own private island? With many of major cruise lines now owning there own white sandy beaches in the Caribbean here is a look into how we can own our own paradise too. Here are 4 simple steps to follow to get started with owning your own island. Look at me I took 5 minutes to read this and I’m already in the process of acquiring my 6th island, I’m not only a client, I’m the island president. (As always click images for larger viewing pleasure.)
It may not come in the ornate case that Brian Fantana had, but Anchorman’s Sex Panther is very real. It’s officially licensed, and you know what that means – 60% of the time, it works every time.
* Sex Panther Cologne 1.7 oz
* Officially Licensed from Anchorman
* 60% of the time, it works every time.
* (actually smells pretty good)
What I would ever need to carry 12 beers strapped to my chest like Rambo is beyond me, but I don’t think that far ahead, I want this thing. There are 12 insulated holsters and each one holds a single 12-ounce can. I guess next time you’re tailgating, camping or attending a BYOB party you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping a plethora of your favorite canned beers right on your chest. Warning: Wearing this holster may result in your friends using you as a human pack mule that exclusively carries beer. You can buy it here for $29.95
* Capacity: (12) 12 oz cans
* Adjustable waist belt fits waist (or belly) 28” to 42”
Are you an inspiring UFC fighter, or do you just get so rowdy during sex that you need an actual cage to contain your beastness? Then get it cracking with this glorious Throwdown Bed. The cage bed is crafted from poplar hardwood poles, MDF frame with steel undercarriage bed supports. The fencing gives it a real feel, and the bed features 9-gauge, 6-core centers, foam padded rails and synthetic leather covers for a smashdown. The cage look is completed with MDF Stairs including replica diamond plating Throwdown Anvil detail. The bed is available in all sizes. Price starts at $1,250 exclusive of the mattress. You can order yours here.
This Samurai Umbrella is brilliant in its simplicity and pretty straightforward in execution. When it rains you can traipse around the city like a fancy lad afraid of drops falling on your head, but when it dries up store the umbrella over your back like Toshiro Mifune all drunk and angry like. Who needs a fortress when you have the Samurai Umbrella?