Ahhh eyebrows, what the he’ll are they even on our face for, to block sweat from running into our eyes, really? Well even though I think they are useless I have pretty decent eyebrows so I don’t mind having them. For some unfortunate people though eyebrows need a lot of maintenance and care, especially for women. Now ladies we appreciate you trimming and making your brows look neat and presentable, but there is a line, and lately a lot of you have been crossing it more and more. And as for guys, just leave them alone you are only going to make it worse. Here is a solid collection of ridiculous and absurd eyebrows from men and women, enjoy.
Many many more hilarious eyebrowing losahssss below
Having hair is pretty awesome, I’m lucky enough to still have a full head of hair even though I’m starting to get more gray hairs on the side of my head then Paulie Gualtieri from the Sopranos. When you have a nice head of hair why not take advantage of it and show the world how insane you are with a bizarre haircut, that’s always cool, here are the top 10 athletes that took advantage of the freedom of the haircut.
Scot Pollard, retired NBA player. The man with the most bizarre haircuts during his whole NBA career. Here with a tiny blond (or orange) Mohawk.
When you think of cake you usually picture a generic vanilla or chocolate round cake with icing, simple as that, call it a day. By now you understand there are some sick weirdos that roam the streets of Earth and can’t just pick up a cake at Stop and Shop, they have to make sure you remember the cake they got you, well congratulations because I wont forget these creepy awkward cakes ever. P.S. the Tom Selleck cake isn’t part of the list, I just wanted to show you what the most beautiful bad ass cake in the Universe looks like.
No this is not fake, this is 100% real, and 100% weird as it gets. We all know Mike was a loony toon, but you have to respect his power moves, simple as that, long live the King of Pop.
I have to trade my generic Civic in for one of these bad boys, my Civic just isn’t turning heads like I thought it would. Apparently I have to strap a dead rhinoceros corpse to the grill if I want to get people to check out my whip. If anyone has a dead rhino and 200 pounds of super glue let me know so I can get my car up to par, thanks.
When you die you only have one thing left to remain for people to come see, your headstone in the cemetery. While most of us normal people go with the generic rectangular piece, some people decide to go all out and make sure people take a look at their place of rest. When I die I think I’m going to request a 50 foot tall life size recreation of Godzilla.
This is for sure one of the cooler products we’ve featured here on zoot. ThatsMyFace.com sells wearable masks that look like realistic human faces, and they are as creepy as you would think. Quality photos of someone’s face and profile is all you need to create a clever mask for Halloween next year, or better yet to rob banks and scare your friends.. As an added bonus, customers can modify the ethnicity, gender, and age of the face on the mask, so it would be pretty awesome if me, a 25 year old white guy, had a mask created converting me to a 80 year old black man. These bad boys will set you back $299 so they aren’t cheap, but they kick ass. You can get yours here.
Below is an awesome and hilarious video of the mask in action and how awesome it would be to have one, check it out after the jump.
Truly finding inspiration amongst his surroundings, designer Kobi Levi has created footwear with humor and an artistic twist. The Jerusalem-based designer graduated from the Academy of Art and Design in Bezalel, and views shoes as a blank canvas to create original art for your feet. His creations range from the absurd and suggestive to the weird and grotesque, here are 12 examples of the awesomeness.
The Zootpatrol team is going on a little “business” trip to Las Vegas if you know what we mean, so in turn here are 14 things you probably don’t know about Vegas.
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The sports world is rife with double entendre and pun opportunities, so it should come as no surprise that, intentionally or accidentally, print media can perhaps string some words together in a headline that might come across as a little…odd or unfortunate. Factor in headlines about a sex scandal and you’ve go the trappings of some damn funny headlines.