Unless you lay there like a dead fish, sex can be a great work out, and not only sex, but everything leading up to it and after as well. So everyone out there complaining about being fat, just start going off in the bedroom after you eat your 7 cheeseburgers and you will burn those calories right off, you have no excuses anymore. Below is the complete breakdown of everything done before, during, and after sex, and the calories you burn while doing it. And people wonder why I am 25 years old and weigh 85 pounds, well now you know why bitches, WINNING.
Calorie breakdown continues below, write this stuff down.
Step 1: Do the exact opposite of everything Dom Mazzetti is about to tell you, or maybe follow his every word, I don’t know what ever gets you laid at the end of the night.
So I went on a vaca with the lady friend and planning another one next week for a little Valentines Day action so I thought I would share some essential pointers for vacation with your significant other. To combat cabin fever, it’s only the most rational idea to make a getaway to any fun-sounding spot closer to the equator. If you’re scouring cites for tickets and thinking an intimate vacay with your girl (or guy) sounds more optimal than the annual spring break bro riot, take these tips to have the best trip.
7 Take advantage of the spontaneous sex
Let warmer weather coupled with cold drinks, no work, and, oh yeah, a bed that you won’t be responsible for changing the sheets for be the ultimate trifecta to facilitate hours of physical bonding. Slap-happy experimentation awaits, if you keep up the front that your lady f*cking SCORED because she’s with such a rad dude who loves to go on vacation with her (she did!).
The rest of the essential vacation survival tips below
Women say a lot with their underwear. Unfortunately, they say a lot with their mouths, too. KIDDING! Back to the underpants. If you’re not familiar with women’s underwear, this guide is meant to help you out. All of us here at Zoot are total Casanova’s (and/or laundry thieves) so we were easily able to pool our weekend research and come up with a handy list of what a woman’s undergarments are trying to tell you. They’re listed in a kind of handy relationship timeline. Follow along closely, virgins.
Congratulations, you bagged a stripper. I’ve only ever seen a pair of these on a woman twice, and both times, I spent all my money. Chances are, when you take a woman home and she’s wearing a pair of these, she’ll tell you “I don’t normally do this”. She’s lying. Follow through, but be careful. If you’re nice to her, or just the right kind of mean, you’ll get to see her in a thong.
You’ve gone just beyond booty call and now you’re the most frequently dialed number in her phone after midnight. These say “Treat me like we’re in a cinemax movie.” These don’t get frequent play, because they look only slightly more comfortable than the aforementioned vagina-floss style panties.
Continue the panty timeline below
Now we get that any problems that happen in the bedroom are the guys fault, women are never wrong and they think they are all Jenna Jameson when getting busy, but news flash most aren’t. Sexual skill is something most often tasked to and expected of men, but sexual fulfillment is a two way street. Truly great sex requires skill and effort on the part of both partners, not just one. The following is an infographic meant to profile some of the most common mistakes that women make while having sex with men. Yes, we realize men also make many of these mistakes, but we are guys so we are going to just blame you and let you know what the hell you’re doing wrong, so take notes. (click below to see the full info-graphic, and as always click on the image to enlarge to see it full-size.)
First off big ups to Kristie from theirtoys.com for writing this. There is nothing better then hacking your way through life for the better well being of yourself. The following are 35 “hacks” to help make your life a little bit easier, more fun, or simply more interesting. There a bunch of “hacks” in here that will make you say the usual, “Why the hell didn’t I ever think of that.” Well the answer to that is you didn’t think of that because your an idiot, simply put. (As always click images to enlarge for your viewing pleasure.)