Sex is perhaps the single most powerful force in the universe. It drives and inspires almost everything we do and say. Without it, the human race would just be a lumbering system of bloated, unproductive fat sacks just waiting for the sweet embrace of glorious death. Here is just a glimpse of some of the seemingly innocuous things that the horizontal mambo has influenced in everything from words to cuisine to music.

9. The word “Vanilla”

No food is more suggestive than a long, luscious ice cream cone. Try eating a tall, white mound of dessert manna and see how your friends react. Most of them will laugh and ridicule you and the creepy one will stare intently and whisper to himself, “Daddy likes it when you do it slow.”

But the suggestiveness doesn’t stop on the tip of your tongue. The word “vanilla” was created from a mix of Spanish words like the “vainilla” plant and the Latin words for the “vaina” sheath, which translates into “vagina” because of the vanilla bean pod’s similar looking shape. That means when you order a swirl, you’re technically having a threeway.

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