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If You Can’t Say Something Nice…

23 Aug 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Its not everyday when you actually hear New Yorkers go out of their way to be nice to eachother. Improv Everywhere, the folks that bring you the annual “No Pants Subway Ride,” are back with a new video that shows New Yorkers being nice to each other. A megaphone was strapped to a podium in Union Square with a sign that said “Say Something Nice”. This should be a permanent installation.

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Friday Video Roundup

24 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Happy Friday Zoot Nation. Enjoy. BTW, the image above is me on a regular Friday night.

The best jail in the world.I might do a crime just to post here for a few years.

Fat Kid Freak out.My little brother was like this when we were kids, except he wasnt fat. He had way cooler hair as well.

Dancing Gorilla. Im 100% convinced that this Gorilla jacked these dance moves from my best friend Tom.

Greggy PIKEE!!!

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‘Go the Fuck to Sleep’ by Samuel L. Jackson

16 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

I dont have any kids but I can imagine how taxing and annoying it has to be when you just want your baby to go to sleep, and its apparent it just isnt going to happen. Reading bedtime stories is part of every kids childhood, and I am SURE that at some point, all of our parents read these books in a similar narrative. If only we all could have been so lucky as to have Samuel L read to us.

Go the Fuck to Sleep is written by Adam Mansbach, illustrated by Ricardo Cortes, and somehow narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

The hardcover book can be ordered from Amazon.com here.

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Beat the heat with shallow diving.

09 Jun 2011, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments


DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. YOU WILL DEFINITELY BREAK YOUR NECK! Darren Taylor is a world record shallow diver. Diving from 36ft up into 12 inches of water, he is definitely a pro. He’s more pro at yelling how glorious he his after the dive though. To beat today’s heat in NJ I think I’m going to start my shallow dive career off by jumping off a milk crate into a kiddy pool from walmart with a case of a beers, wrap an american flag towel around myself and scream how great I feel. Thats a nice day.

Don’t dive like this dude.

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How Quickly They Forget

07 Jun 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Ever since the real Scottie Pipper came out and said that Fat Pippen (Lebron James) is the greatest player of all time, a lot of people have been jumping on that band wagon, especially since it looks like it is the enevitable that he will finally win a ring with an all star team. Here is an amazing video reminding everyone of the real greatness, the real airness, MIKE JORDAN. P.S. Hey Lebron, I’m sorry Fat Pippen, fuck off you fat loser.

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Kanye West ‘Monster’ Video

06 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

After a rough leak months ago, Kanye West’s official video for his single, “Monster,” has finally hit the web for real, and for better or worse, it was certainly worth the wait to see.

Yeezy is joined by his partner in crime and big brother, Jay-Z, Rick Ross, and the ohhhh so fine Nicki Minaj in a spooky, off-the-wall and semi-graphic video that, by its own admission, touches on the racy and controversial.

With an introductory disclaimer that reads, “The following content is in no way to be interpreted as misogynistic or negative towards any groups of people. It is an art piece and it shall be taken as such,” the video launches into women hanging by nooses, Kanye setting up a threesome with corpses, Jay-Z raps over dead women and evil Nicki Minaj busts out the S&M gear to torture her good self. Seriously. Nicki Minaj give HERSELF a lapdance. This cant get any better.

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Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg Are Back With “Threeway” Featuring Lady Gaga

23 May 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The Dick in a box and Mother Fuckers guys are back, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg that is. There third song is just as hilarious as the previous two called “Threeway” featuring Lady Gaga. The song lays down the rules of three-ways and explains the exception of having sex with another dude involved, it’s not gay if there’s a chick in between apparently.

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Waka Flocka Baby

18 May 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

This is pretty much how I wake up for work every morning, so I dont really know what all of the fuss is about.

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Rip Curl Pro 2011

18 May 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

The last day of competition from this year’s Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach competition, shot from the air with a Go Pro-equipped remote control quadrocopter.

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Jack Sparrow. Lonely Island feat. Michael Bolton

14 May 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

The Lonely Island guys do it again, and in the process revive Michael Boltons career with some hilarious hooks.

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