Ahhh eyebrows, what the he’ll are they even on our face for, to block sweat from running into our eyes, really? Well even though I think they are useless I have pretty decent eyebrows so I don’t mind having them. For some unfortunate people though eyebrows need a lot of maintenance and care, especially for women. Now ladies we appreciate you trimming and making your brows look neat and presentable, but there is a line, and lately a lot of you have been crossing it more and more. And as for guys, just leave them alone you are only going to make it worse. Here is a solid collection of ridiculous and absurd eyebrows from men and women, enjoy.
Many many more hilarious eyebrowing losahssss below
We’re not quite sure what inspired the folks at VOXY to compare Bob Dylan with Kanye West — although you could certainly make the argument that each is the voice of his generation. Examining the language in West’s My BeautifuL Dark Twisted Fantasy and Dylan’s 1965 masterpiece Highway 61 Revisited turns up a few interesting overlaps: both stars have a thing for Jesus and Napoleon (which kind of makes sense in an “icons obsessed with icons” way). But while West is all about brands, “power,” and “douchebags,” Dylan prefers figures from his own (Queen Jane, Mister Jones) and American (“highway,” “bandits”) mythology
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To the general public Lady Gaga has become this pop icon in the eyes of the world. She is constantly pushing the envelope with ridiculous outfits and videos, like the Kermit the frog dress, the meat dress, etc. I for one don’t see that as being an icon of any sort, I think it is just purposely being a weirdo to get attention for yourself. Now I don’t hate on the girl at all, her music is pretty solid, it makes me grind on girls butts at the club, but when she was a plain jane normal girl her whole life and then not even 5 years ago decided to go all crazy and think she is a fashion diva, hold the phone on that one. She has been cutting and copying other people’s styles and fashion her whole career and we are about to drop the hammer on the all mighty Gaga. Here is the ultimate collection all the rip offs of Lady Gaga’s thought to be original fashion.
Continue below for the onslaught of copying, from more Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Gwen Stefani, Paris Hilton, and many more.
Here is a collection of Craigslist postings that will make you scratch your head as well as creeping you the hell out. You may think you know how to spot dangerous people online, but sometimes the warning signs are less than apparent. Here are ten real life examples of Craigslist ads you probably shouldn’t respond to, unless your into this kind of sick stuff.
More creepy postings below, and trust me they get worse.
When our parents’ generation was smoking dope, eating magic mushrooms, and tripping balls on acid, they were just being a bunch of crazy kids. Kids today are another story. Kids today are saying: “Pffft… Screw Acid. I’m going to pour vodka straight into my eyeball!” Instead of puffing doobies, or even huffing glue, kids today are digging their little hands into the toilet bowl and getting high off their own poop. I am alarmed by the recreational activities of our “children of tomorrow,” these are our future doctors and lawyers and candlestick makers for god’s sake! Here is a list of some of the exceptionally stupid shit the kids of today are doing.
“Pass the butt-hash man, it’s the shit!” Literally. For a “powerful high”, you don’t need a drug dealer. You’ve got the good stuff right inside, just waiting to pass through your digestive system and right out your brown hole. Inhaling fermented feces and urine (a.k.a. Jenkem) is the third most popular drug (the first being pot “Dagga”, the second glue) among Zambian street kids
, who use the city’s sewage ponds to brew the drug.
7 more stupid things kids are doing below
Having hair is pretty awesome, I’m lucky enough to still have a full head of hair even though I’m starting to get more gray hairs on the side of my head then Paulie Gualtieri from the Sopranos. When you have a nice head of hair why not take advantage of it and show the world how insane you are with a bizarre haircut, that’s always cool, here are the top 10 athletes that took advantage of the freedom of the haircut.
Scot Pollard, retired NBA player. The man with the most bizarre haircuts during his whole NBA career. Here with a tiny blond (or orange) Mohawk.
No this is not fake, this is 100% real, and 100% weird as it gets. We all know Mike was a loony toon, but you have to respect his power moves, simple as that, long live the King of Pop.
I have to trade my generic Civic in for one of these bad boys, my Civic just isn’t turning heads like I thought it would. Apparently I have to strap a dead rhinoceros corpse to the grill if I want to get people to check out my whip. If anyone has a dead rhino and 200 pounds of super glue let me know so I can get my car up to par, thanks.
When you die you only have one thing left to remain for people to come see, your headstone in the cemetery. While most of us normal people go with the generic rectangular piece, some people decide to go all out and make sure people take a look at their place of rest. When I die I think I’m going to request a 50 foot tall life size recreation of Godzilla.
Truly finding inspiration amongst his surroundings, designer Kobi Levi has created footwear with humor and an artistic twist. The Jerusalem-based designer graduated from the Academy of Art and Design in Bezalel, and views shoes as a blank canvas to create original art for your feet. His creations range from the absurd and suggestive to the weird and grotesque, here are 12 examples of the awesomeness.