If you are complaining about how shitty your life is lately then you should step in the shoes of a male Angler Fish. If there was an award for “Getting Shit On” the male Angler Fish would be in great contention to win the award every time. Let us stress as well, it is just the male Angler Fish that has the worst life ever, the female is a boss. Read on and you will notice your life isn’t so bad, or maybe it is, what the hell do we know, but at least when you start kissing a girl your face doesn’t start melting off, unless your into Tijuana Hookers, in that case your life is probably a tie with the Angler.