Collection Of Ridiculous Things That Are Illegal In Iran
20 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 1 Comments
By now I think everyone knows that America and Iran are a little different, and with that comes different rules and laws. Here is a long list of things that are illegal in Iran. While I understand some of the things on this list like alcohol and pork, whatever floats your boat Iran, but why Kenny G, WHY MAKE KENNY G ILLEGAL IRAN! He is a good guy and he can play the shit out of a saxophone. Give Kenny G 5 minutes on a stage in front of your people Iran and he will become legal real quick, that or half the female population will get pregnant instantly after he toots that groovy music. I would make commentary on everything on this list but I don’t want a durka durka Muhammad jihad put on zootpatrol, so I will let the list do the talking.
Gmail
Mullets
Many many more bizarre things that are illegal in Iran below
Gay Sex
Valentine’s Day
Spiked Hair
The DaVinci Code
Grills
Skinny Jeans
Tattoos
YouTube
Pet Cats
Barbie
Harry Potter
George Michael
Kenny G
Batman
Jorts
Facebook
Cleavage
Neck Ties
300
Studying Political Science
Ponytails
Rap
Alcohol
Pork
Protein Supplements
Brightly Colored Clothes
Pet Dogs
Mannequins
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1 Comments
01010alex @Twitter Name
April 7, 2011 9:45 am
um, I LIVE in Iran, you got a lot of these wrong. Pet dogs, cats, Barbies, Valentine’s Day, mannequins, bright colors, ponytails, neck ties (not illegal, people just don’t wear them. you can if you want to though), Harry Potter, Batman and skinny jeans aren’t illegal here.