We love you ladies but there are some things you say that you will never hear a man say. Here is a pretty extensive list of things only women say, and if you are a dude who says more then two of these things you might be gay, just saying.

I feel like we never talk anymore.

I kind of want a hot dog.

I just have to get through the next couple days.

I’m so excited for fall.

Do you guys want to split something?

Oh my god you scared me!

Have you been avoiding me?

We should have a picnic.

Many more women only phrases below.

I’m turning into my mom.

Can you keep a secret?

I feel like I’m gonna pass out.

I just can’t deal right now.

Come dance with me!

Just forget it.

Ew.

How do you work this?

Come visit me at work today.

Do you want to split a cookie? They’re really good here.

That tickles.

Are you even listening to me?