I Want That! The Brobdingnagian Sports Chair

10 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This is the portable chair that elevates your prominence–as well as your physical stature–at any outdoor event. Measuring 5 1/2′ tall, the chair is certain to provide stadium seating at any venue, and its 9′ sq. seat affords ample room for full-body gesticulations or sharing your prodigious chair with a friend. The lofty seat elevates feet well above the ground, where they’re free to dangle and sway instead of merely floundering in dirt or sand. The reinforced powder-coated steel frame and 400-denier rip-stop canvas support up to 400 lbs. The chair has six cup holders and folds to just 8 1/2″ wide to allow transport in the included duffel bag. Step stool not included. Open: 5 1/2′ H x 5′ W x 3′ D. (35 lbs.) You can buy yours here, but it will run you $150.

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Pink Terror Hawking

10 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

What do you get when you mash together high definition video, Steven Hawking knowledge, a dope beat, fire, firecrackers, things exploding, and all in slow motion? The answer is this awesome video sure to entertain your bored self. I just wish Hawking broke into a gangster rap or started cussing profusely, that would be rad, but I guess that’s the only thing really missing from this video. The video was made by Mike Barzman, a Vimeo user from Los Angeles, California. The audio track is called Pink Terror which you can download on Barzman’s site.

Pink Terror Hawking from mike barzman on Vimeo.

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Artist Spotlight: Jimi Hendrix – Valleys Of Neptune

10 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This brand-new, completely unreleased studio album features 12 previously unreleased studio recordings totaling over 60 minutes of unheard Jimi Hendrix. Ten of these recordings were made between February and May, 1969, as the Jimi Hendrix Experience set out to create the sequel to their groundbreaking 1968 double-album Electric Ladyland. The album features “Valleys Of Neptune,” one of the most sought after of all of Hendrix’s commercially unavailable recordings, and includes exciting 1969 arrangements of the classic signature songs “Red House,” “Fire,” and “Stone Free.” Also includes unheard studio versions of Hendrix’s inspired interpretations of “Bleeding Heart” (Elmore James) and Cream’s “Sunshine Of Your Love.” Mixed by Eddie Kramer, the engineer for all of Hendrix’s albums throughout the guitarist’s lifetime. Produced by Janie Hendrix, Eddie Kramer, and John McDermott, the team behind all of the acclaimed Jimi Hendrix CD and DVD releases since 1996.


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What Happens To Dead Elephants In Africa

10 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments

Ever wonder what happens to dead elephants, yea didn’t think so but it is pretty interesting. This photo set was taken within 24 hours from start to finish. It was taken in the land of Zimbabwe where an adult elephant was found dead in the middle of nowhere. When the locals found notice they pounced on this thing, and pounced fast. It makes sense, one of those ivory tusks probably gets you a Bart Simpson t-shirt and a Colt-45 handgun, not to mention a elephant leg can feed your family for months. Warning not for the faint of heart. I like the guy in picture 3 going straight for the butt hole, what is he getting out of the anyway geez.


Ut oooooo here they comeeeeeee.
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Nike Air Max Skyline

09 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The Nike Air Max Skyline has a timeless profile and unbeatable technology that will let you stand out in a crowd. Features a mesh and leather upper for lightweight comfort and a Max Air unit for maximum impact protection. If you dig them don’t think you can just cruise into your local Foot Locker because you won’t be finding these. Luckily for you I found them online, they just hit a Polish website, here, where you can purchase your pair.


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The Coolest Mountain Biking Video Ever Shot

09 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Mountain biking doesn’t really get the recognition it deserves for being dangerous and extremely gnarly at the same time. Coastal Crew Productions hopes to change that by giving the world a new look at mountain biking with high definition shot videos of them shredding through the woods. Coastal Crew are a group of mountain bikers living on the coast of BC who strive to create lush captivating media. The crew consists of Dylan Dunkerton, Curtis Robinson, Kyle Norbraten and Callum Jelley. I added some of there photography below but for more extreme videos and photography check out their site here.


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Three McDonald’s Items You’ve Never Had, But Should

09 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments
Three McDonald’s Items You’ve Never Had, But Should

Being able to eat anything you want and not gain weight rules, so that’s exactly what I do. Saying I often eat at McDonald’s is an understatement. Being the seasoned veteran I am, I’ve picked up a few tricks of the trade in my years of training and boss eating. Now when you see these sandwiches and read the process and ingredients you are going to think they are gross, but they are not my friend OoOoOOoO they are far from gross. I promise you this, you will not be disappointed with these three diamonds in the rough, sure to satisfy you in every way.

3. The Mc10:35

1. Go to McD’s right when they are transitioning from breakfast to lunch.

2. Order one of the remaining Egg McMuffins from the breakfast menu and also order a McDouble since the lunch menu is now open.

3. Take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble.

It’s called a Mc10:35 because that’s pretty much the only time you can pull this off. If you have a hangover order this bad boy up and you will be feeling like a million bucks.

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Raaaaaaaandy Declares War On Justin Bieber

08 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Raaaaaaaandy with 8 a’s, aka Aziz Ansari, just released a mixtape and it looks like that punk bitch Justin Bieber has been biting. Don’t be fooled by Bieber’s looks, Bieber will rob your ass.

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I Want That! Happy Hour Watch

08 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Does your life revolve around where to go for drinks immediately after you get off work? Well, you could probably stand to find yourself a hobby, and you’ll more than likely enjoy the Happy Hour Watch ($50). Featuring a Japanese quartz movement for the analog face that sports only one hour marker — we’ll let you guess which one — a digital time and date readout, an alloy case, and a wide black band, the real draw of this timepiece is the patented Happy Hour bottle-opening buckle, which lets you commence drinking before you even arrive at your preferred post-work watering hole, saving you a few extra bucks that you can put towards your inevitable future stay in an alcohol treatment program.
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Zach Galifianakis On SNL Was Actually Funny

08 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Remember the last time you were excited for someone hosting SNL? Didn’t think so because SNL hasn’t gone down the tubes in recent years, and without Andy Samberg’s digital shorts I don’t know where that show would be. This past Saturday though Zach Galifianakis hosted SNL for his first time. Not only did he live up to the expectations but he had an awesome opening monologue. There were dull points in the show but for the most part it was the best show in recent memory. Check out his opening below, and I also included one of the better bits as well.


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