If World War 1 Was A Bar Fight, This Is How It Would’ve Gone Down

06 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments
If World War 1 Was A Bar Fight, This Is How It Would’ve Gone Down

Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.

Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg.

Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.

Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.

Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers.

Russia and Serbia look at Austria.

Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at.

Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.

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Guys Love Watching Drunk Girls Kiss

06 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

For a guy seeing two girls, or sometimes more than two girls, make out it is like winning the lottery combined with winning the super bowl. When a bunch of guys are drunk there is really nothing more they would rather see than two hot chicks make out, with seeing a fight coming in second place. Here is a hilarious collection of guys loving life, and photo bombing girls making out. Just look at the joy and happiness on these guy’s faces. So do your part ladies, make out with your friends next time you go out, put a smile on a guy’s face.

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Its About Mark Wahlberg NOT YOU!

05 Jan 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

I think everyone can agree Wahlberg is a pretty awesome dude, and he makes some decent movies. The Fighter was actually my second favorite movie I saw this year (Black Swan #1) and his character was amazing. Kind of sad they didnt cover the Gatti fight, but whatever, the movie was more about his brother being a meth head. This clip lets everyone know who Wahlberg fights for, and its not you!

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Homeless Man With The Golden Voice

04 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The Columbus Dispatch discovered a homeless guy at the intersection of I-71 and Hudson Street in Columbus, Ohio with a voice that was destined for radio. Hearing his story you really hope he finds some kind of work to use that beautiful god like bum voice of his. Shit, I think I might just hire him for 3 dollars a day to follow me around and narrate a play by play of every movement I make. Who wants to bet you see this guy on one of the Tonight Shows in the next week or two?

UPDATE: Follow up story below of all the offers he is now getting form the video, feel good story completed.
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Zombie Or Supermodel

04 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Sometimes the distinction can be a little tricky. This chart should help sort you out.

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The Top 10 Most Worthless College Majors

04 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 7 Comments

College is a great place to learn and have fun. But let’s not kid ourselves, some degrees are as useless as the plot in a Michael Bay film. Here’s a list of 10 degrees that may be interesting, but do jack shit for you in the real world.


10. Art History

Why It Won’t Help You Get a Job: With an art history degree you could maybe curate an art gallery or work at a museum or .yeah, that’s it. That’s all you can do. And seeing as how every art gallery and museum I’ve ever been to has exactly one dude sitting quietly at a desk reading a New Yorker and eating a food that requires chopsticks, I’m going to go ahead and assume there’s not a lot of positions open in the field. That means you’re going to have to venture out into the corporate world. And let me inform you, when you’re interviewing with Bob from the HR team at Wal-Mart who’s wearing a tie that has the twin towers smoking with writing underneath that says “We Will Never Forget, your art history degree says to him “I’m a commie a-hole who thinks I’m better than guys with 9/11 ties.

What Job You’ll End Up With: After your parents boot your ass from your bedroom to make room for anything that’s not your bedroom, you’ll wander towards the nearest coffee shop and get a job there, which will allow you to meet artists who will thank you for allowing them to put fliers by the cash register that inform people of their upcoming show that touts “the combination of art and flute.

9. Philosophy

Why It Won’t Help You Get a Job: This isn’t ancient Greece: No one is going to pay you money, or allow you to sodomize their attractive son, in exchange for your knowledge of existence. Never has there been an employer who’s said “Man, we’re having all kinds of problems, I wish we had someone on our team who could reference and draw conclusions from the story of Siddhartha that would pull up our fourth quarter numbers. I took many philosophy classes and it involved reading and smoking a shit pile of weed. You don’t need to pay 20,000 dollars a year to do that. All you need is twenty dollars and a library card.

What Job You’ll End Up With: Thanks to your extensive knowledge of philosophy, you’re now self-aware enough to know that most jobs out there will make you totally miserable. So most likely you’ll wait tables part time and hope someone starts paying you for the bi-monthly entries on your blog.
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The Top 10 Images Of 2010 According To Imgur

31 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Imgur users share the best images on the internet, and in 2010, those images were viewed over 20 billion times! Aside from providing the quickest and easiest way to share your images, our goal is to also provide as much instant image-gratification as possible. This first annual “best of” list should pretty much sum things up for the year. They tried to pick images that quickly became popular, generated hundreds of thousands of views, were interesting, and/or somehow changed the Internet as they knew it. Enjoy!

10. This image, created by Sir Mitchell, was responsible for uniting the Internet together for a cause everyone could agree on. In an effort to give Conan “Coco” O’Brien the same air time that the Tonight Show has had for 60 years, people were setting this image as their Facebook profile pictures, creating desktop backgrounds with it, and overall spreading it around like wildfire.

9. This is Riley, and it was his birthday! It was also the time he became an Internet sensation. With close to 1 million views, he’s been seen more than most other dogs, AND he got cake. He’s owned by the Redditor moe-jito.

8. Wasps. Everyone hates them, but at over 750,000 views, it’s clear that everyone likes this image. Be cool, chill out, and enjoy reading it — but watch your back, they’re coming for you…

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2010 Ultimate “Win” Compilation

29 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

While most videos you watch on the internet is of someone failing miserable or getting hurt, here is a collection of people succeeding, winning, or just flat out being awesome. 2010 was a pretty good year in this department I guess because this video is filled with some gems.

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The Most Useless Super Powers

28 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I don’t know what characters have these ridiculously useless super powers, but one thing that is apparent is that these super powers would absolutely be useless. I really enjoy the 1 second super strength. O let me pick that burning car up for you, 1 second later crushed by car haha.

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10 Creepiest Craigslist Ads By Potential Serial Killers

28 Dec 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here is a collection of Craigslist postings that will make you scratch your head as well as creeping you the hell out. You may think you know how to spot dangerous people online, but sometimes the warning signs are less than apparent. Here are ten real life examples of Craigslist ads you probably shouldn’t respond to, unless your into this kind of sick stuff.

More creepy postings below, and trust me they get worse.
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